- Mass Market Paperback: 512 pages
- Publisher: Grand Central Publishing; 1st edition (May 1, 2006)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 0446615129
- ISBN-13: 978-0446615129
- Product Dimensions: 4.2 x 1.2 x 7 inches
- Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces
- Average Customer Review: 764 customer reviews
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #593,559 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Charles "Chaz" Perrone fancies himself a take-charge kind of guy. So when this "biologist by default" suspects that his curvaceous wife, Joey, has stumbled onto a profitable pollution scam he's running on behalf of Florida agribusiness mogul Red Hammernut, he sets out right away to solve the problem--by heaving Joey off the deck of a luxury cruise liner and into the Atlantic Ocean, far from Key West. But--whoops!--Joey, a former swimming champ, doesn't drown. Instead, as Carl Hiaasen tells in his 10th adult novel, Skinny Dip, she makes her way back to shore, thanks both to a wayward bale of Jamaican marijuana and lonerish ex-cop Mick Stranahan (Skin Tight, 1989), and then launches a bogus blackmail campaign that's guaranteed to drive her lazy, libidinous hubby into a self-protective frenzy.
You've got to hand it to Hiaasen: He's perfected a formula for crisply written, satirical crime fiction that makes the best use of imaginatively repulsive villains, as well as less thoroughly venal scoundrels and victims who ultimately overcome their antagonists, all while stumping for the preservation of Florida's environment, particularly the Everglades. In Skinny Dip, we find Chaz (who'd rather be golfing than puttering around the "hot, buggy, funky-smelling and treacherous" reaches of nature) falsifying water samples to help Hammernut turn the 'Glades into "Gods septic tank." That scheme, though, is endangered not just by Joey's sudden disappearance, but by the suspicions of a python-loving police detective and Chaz's own outstanding inability to tame his Viagra-enhanced tumescence. Even by assigning Chaz a baby-sitter--the hulking, hirsute, and painkiller-addicted Tool--Hammernut can't keep his pet biologist out of trouble. As Joey and Stranahan unfold their revenge plot, and Tool's conscience grows in competition with Chaz's ego, the reader can only marvel at the extent of the train wreck ahead.
As much fun as Hiaasen has delivering Chaz his climactic comeuppance, what's missing from Skinny Dip is a more complex, more credible development of Mick Stranahan's character and the relationship he builds with the much younger Joey Perrone. Like Erin Grant, from Strip Tease, Joey has far more going for her than her bra-cup size; but "hero" Stranahan is of far less interest here than any of his fellow players. --J. Kingston Pierce
From Publishers Weekly
Hiaasen's signature mix of hilariously over-the-top villains, lovable innocents and righteous indignation at what mankind has done to his beloved Florida wilderness is all present in riotous abundance in his latest. It begins with attractive heiress Joey Perrone being tossed overboard from a cruise ship by her larcenous husband, Chaz—not for her money, which she has had the good sense to keep well away from him, but because he fears she is onto his crooked dealings with a ruthless tycoon who is poisoning the Everglades. But instead of drowning as she's supposed to, Joey stays afloat until she is rescued by moody ex-cop Mick Stranahan, a loner who has also struck out in the marriage department. Then the two together, with the unwitting aid of a suspicious cop who can't pin the attempted murder on Chaz, hatch a sadistic plot to scare that "maggot" out of what little wit he has. Even Tool, a hulking brute sent by the tycoon to keep an eye on Chaz, eventually turns against him, and much of the fun is in watching the deplorable Chaz flounder further and further in the murk, both literally and figuratively (Chaz's job, as the world's unlikeliest marine biologist, involves falsifying water pollution levels for the tycoon). Hiaasen's books are so enjoyable it's always a sad moment when they end. In this case, however, sadness is mixed with puzzlement because the book seems to end in mid-scene, with Chaz in trouble again—but is it terminal? We thought at first there were some pages missing, but Knopf says that was the ending Hiaasen intended. Odd.
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and by "police procedural," I mean "Law and Order," not "The Killing." Although the details of how weren't absolutely apparent, you knew what was going to happen pretty early. Joey Perrone would destroy her would-be murderer of a husband. Along the way, she'd hook up with the man who saved her, a kindly but humble accomplice who happens to inhavit his own private island (but who is neither rich nor evil), and she'd spend lots of money on replacing her wardrobe. Don't think too deeply about the plausability of this plot! Enjoyable, but not memorable.
I loved Chaz - could picture the exact kind of guy he was...all about himself - all about putting his needs first - and reading his slow decent into Hell was hilarious...
I loved Joey and Mick - honestly I wanted to know more about them - more about them together - I love when Joey thinks about having slept with Mick..."While Mick wasn't as robotically durable as her husband (Chaz), he was far more attentive, tender and enterprising...With Mick, she was an actual participant; a lover." As a reader, I wanted to know a little bit more about their love together and how it would blossom - but with that said, I understand that the entire book takes place over a 2 week time frame and that would almost be impossible to accomplish in that short time.
I loved how the author left some of the smaller story lines open to the reader's conclusion - I am not one who wants EVERYTHING wrapped up with a tight bow by the end of the book so this worked for me. However, the main character, Chaz, and his final demise or bleak future should have been detailed a little more and brought to a tight conclusion, I felt.
Overall this was a very enjoyable read - Thank you Carl Hiaasen for this super great story.
If you need more psychotic insanity may I recommend another Florida writer named Tim Dorsey. He’ll introduce you to his friend Serge Storms. And if you can’t handle the wackiness of Hiassen, you have another Florida writer named Randy Wayne White to appeal to your mystery and action reading needs; a trio of great writers that tell the story of the Sunshine State.
Joey decides to "stay dead" for a while to spy on her horndog husband and to exact a little revenge. It was her luck to float into Mick Stannahan, one of the lovable recurring characters in Hiaasen's South Florida Wacko genre.
Imagine: sneaking into you own house and happening upon your grieving husband putting the moves on another woman although catching whiffs of your perfume takes the starch out of his resolve, so to speak. There are hilarious developments, most notably with the Detective who has his own problems: two missing pet pythons and a rash of small pets who disappear from his condo complex.
Bostwick is a great narrator and he does excellent voices, even the women. His yenta neighbor is a hoot. Check this out for long commutes.
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I always enjoy Carl Hiaasen's satiric, comic novels - which generally highlight some atrocity humans are inflicting on the state of Florida.Read more