|Item Weight||10.6 ounces|
|Package Dimensions||10.6 x 7.9 x 0.2 inches|
|Item model number||Feburay 2017 Issue|
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit MAGAZINE ISSUE 2017 with USA LAPEL/COAT PIN [SINGLE ISSUE MAGAZINE]
- Sports Illustrated Swimsuit MAGAZINE ISSUE 2017 with USA LAPEL/COAT PIN [SINGLE ISSUE MAGAZINE]
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit MAGAZINE ISSUE 2017 with USA LAPEL/COAT PIN [SINGLE ISSUE MAGAZINE]
Publisher: International Periodical Distributors
Issue date: FEBRUARY,2017
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Here are the “best parts” (pun intended) – from start-to-finish, okay?
The first FOUR ads (THREE for DirectTV, and ONE for Edge Gel) find HAILEY CLAUSEN, CHRISSY TEIGAN and NINA AGDAL, all in BIKINIS – but pictured in seemingly INCONGRUOUS situations – at a bus stop, in a hospital waiting room, in a grocery store, and at the beach (wearing foamy Edge Gel as a BIKINI, get out). All are tastefully done (the ads, that is) – but all are certain -- to get your juices flowing, as well. Hey, why wait? Very cute.
There’s a sexy MICHAEL KORS ad (for men) – with a hunky dude – wearing black MK briefs (and looking very Calvin Klein-ish). (Gee, do guys – still wear briefs?)
For some reason, the TABLE OF CONTENTS requires THREE separate PAGES. Featured are HANNAH JETER (topless), CHRISSY TEIGAN (leaning forward – and giving us a lot of cleavage), and CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (yes, Christie Brinkley) showing us pretty much the same thing. Sweet. Gee, you’d never guess – that CHRISTIE is SIXTY. These are some of the most revealing photos – I’ve seen of her anywhere (recently). She looks great. Wow.
A letter from the editor – highlights the THREE collectable covers – all with the incomparable KATE UPTON. TWO feature her topless (with arms covering) – while the LAST has her bra-less under a pretty (and open-in-front) long-sleeve top. The editor mentions – how Kate has DEFIED all of her early critics – who said that her b**** (rhymes with tubes) were TOO BIG for high fashion modeling. (She’s also now – an actress.) Heck, she looks JUST FINE to me, eh?
A section on ROOKIES kicks off the pictorials. Featured are BIANCA BALTI (brunette), LAIS RIBEIRO (brunette), VITA SIDORKIN (blonde), MYLA BALBESIO (brunette), DANIELLE HERRINGTON (brunette), KELLY GALE (brunette), and MIA KANG (brunette). Some, like Danielle – have a slightly darker complexion. Others, like Myla and Kelly – appear to be especially well-endowed (or maybe it’s just the looseness of their tops, sick). Lais and Mia – also seem to have been given -- only HALF-OF-A-SUIT. Sweet. There’s also a plus-size ad for Cacique (by Lane Bryant) featuring a babe with a very nice pair. Oh my. And the gorgeous ASHLEY GRAHAM (another “curvy” style model, and who graced the cover last year), brings up the rear – in a dramatically red CRISSCROSSED number – which hides her chest (shucks) but nicely displays her very shapely thighs. Cool.
The FIRST set takes place in FIJI. KATE UPTON starts us off – wearing a black one-piece outfit – with multiple rows of gold rivets (yes, rivets) lining all of her openings. Her suit BARELY CONTAINS her beautiful breasts. The next (two-page) spread – features ASHLEY GRAHAM in a gold see-thru number – which makes her look like an entrancing MERMAID – as she lies seductively over some rocks. DANIELLE then gives us a nice close-up – of her gorgeous visage. Also featured in this section is HANNAH FERGUSON, who appears twice – once in a shimmery gold ONE-PIECE – and again lying ALMOST NAKED (face-down in the sand). She’s actually sporting – the briefest THONG bikini, which you can BARELY see. KATE UPTON gives us a magnificent TOPLESS view (from the REAR, gotcha). And ASHLEY GRAHAM traipses through the surf, showing us a beautiful backlit PROFILE perspective – with her MAGNIFICENT breasts seemingly leading her -- in her tantalizing exploration of the lapping waves.
(Kate’s backless image above, incidentally – is ONE OF THE SEXIEST – in the entire magazine. Really.)
For the SECOND series, the location moves down south to MEXICO. NINA AGDAL (who reminds me of Brooklyn Decker) with her delicate chin – appears in a BIKINI that’s just a bunch of tangled strings (like Kate wears on one of the covers) except in beige. Cool. It makes her appear ALMOST NUDE – and it requires that she use HER HANDS to cover her VERY ABUNDANT set. The WARM SUN seems to DARKEN all of the girls’ skin tones – while encouraging them to also wear SWIMSUITS that appear to be EVEN SKIMPIER; but, of course. Other cuties include HANNAH JETER, ROBYN LAWLEY, KATE BOCK and MIA KANG, just to name a few. This section is sure to give you a delightful EYE FULL. Sweet.
The THIRD pictorial moves the locale once again – this time to HOUSTON. This set includes the GOLD MEDAL winning GYMNAST, SIMONE BILES and teammate, ALY RAISMAN. Sweet. If you’ve seen her, you’ll know that Simone – is short & sweet (and powerfully built). Aly is bit taller and more lithe. But the SUITS chosen for BOTH of them – just make them look INCREDIBLY SEXY. Simone’s best outfit is a BACKLESS white one-piece where she’s shown -- in a striking LEGS-OUT IN-A-“V” gymnastic-like pose from the REAR. Very flattering. Aly also wears a spicy WHITE outfit – that looks like it’s made of 2” WIDE BANDAGES (yes, bandages – like a mummy) – that crisscross – and beautifully show-off her (seemingly too-large for gymnastics-sized) BREASTS. You’ll visually PAUSE at this set – while vainly trying to UNDRESS both of these girls WITH YOUR EYES – even more so than what you’d attempt – while WATCHING them perform their ROUTINES on television. Sick. (But hey, isn’t that – the POINT?)
The MOST HILARIOUS series – transports some of the girls to FINLAND (yes, Finland) – in the WINTERTIME, get out. If you think – that the babes would COVER UP – MORE because of the SNOW and the COLD – you’d be mistaken. HAILEY CLAUSON (the blonde who appeared TOPLESS on last year’s cover) and BO KRSMANOVIC (a gorgeous brunette) do all of the modeling. I think the SNOW – is just an excuse – to picture them next to luxurious FURS, which makes their SKIN TONES look even SOFTER. HAILEY appears TOPLESS here several times, what a v*** (rhymes with camp) – and her BLACK STRING TWO-PIECE towards the end -- definitely wins-the-prize for the BRIEFEST suit. Sweet. If you lived there -- you certainly won’t mind – TRUDGING through the snow – knowing that Hailey and Bo will be waiting for you.
The most INTRIGUING pictorial happens next – when CHRISTIE BRINKLEY – appears with her TWO DAUGHTERS, models ALEXA RAY JOEL (a brunette) and SAILOR BRINKLEY COOK (a blonde with a strong resemblance – to her MOM). How SICK. There’s one shot – where Sailor – poses model-like in a STRAPPY and SEXY – black two piece, standing in the surf – where a QUICK GLANCE might cause you to MISTAKENLY take her for her mom, CHRISTIE (from an earlier period). How FREAKY. If you didn’t know better, you’d swear that CHRISTIE (in her own photos) is, at most – in her EARLY THIRTIES. If she wasn’t so darn SEXY, I’d say it should be A CRIME – for any woman to LOOK SO GOOD at her age, wouldn’t you agree? She’s absolutely – unbelievable. If you were once a Christie Brinkley fan – you’ll be absolutely SMITTEN – with this truly remarkable series (of photos).
The ladies move SOUTH to INDONESIA – where their suits ONCE AGAIN get more MEAGER -- and more COLORFUL – as do the girls’ TANNED skin tones. My favorite shot is of KELLY GALE, looking BRONZED by the sun – wearing a stringy two-piece – where her “TOP” is just a colorful macramé NECKLANCE – that BARELY covers up her BUTTONS. Get out. LAIS RIBEIRO also wears a similarly styled outfit. But Lais’ NECKLACE is much wider – and extends outward to her SHOULDERS. But the front – is definitely SHORTER – requiring Lais to use HER HANDS – as her suit’s FINAL covering. Wow. Lais, incidentally -- also has an absolutely MOUTH-WATERING pair – so the UNBEARABLE teasing that her suit provides -- is definitely WELL WORTH it to endure. Trust me.
The NEXT series is one of my favorites. It includes THREE outstanding WOMEN’S TENNIS PLAYERS; GENIE BOUCHARD (who’s really hot right now on the circuit), CAROLINE WOZNIACKI (who is one of my all-time favorites, and who also appeared LAST YEAR – in the nude BODY PAINTING section, OH MY); and the incomparable SERENA WILLIAMS. While Genie and Caroline – are exceptionally CUTE. Serena easily wins HANDS-DOWN – for being the MOST SENSUOUS. She gets FOUR pages all to herself. And her last image – is the most ENTHRALLING – since it highlights SERENA’S truly magnificent BREASTS (in a scant red bikini top). WOW. There’s NO DOUBT here – what the camera is FOCUSING ON – besides, of course – SERENA’S equally gorgeous FACE. There isn’t a teen boy (or man) alive – who wouldn’t want SERENA’S final photo – hanging on his wall -- above his bed (or by his desk). BRAVO. (If you’ve never seen SERENA’S outstanding MOUNDS before – just check her out the next time – she’s RETURNING SERVE on TV – and you’re certain to enjoy just a FLAVOR -- of her exceptionally entrancing GLOBES that you can more easily appreciate -- right here.) This magazine is worth getting – just for this ONE IMAGE alone. I’m serious. If you’re NOT YET a fan of Serena – you WILL BE after seeing her thusly.
Speaking of nude BODY PAINTING – the magazine moves to ANGUILLA (in the Caribbean) – for this year’s colorful palette. Rather than using ATHLETES like last year (which included Ronda Rousey, Caroline Wozniacki and Lindsey Vonn, sweet), this year’s version – uses PROFESSIONAL models. All of the babes, consequently are THIN and LITHE – with very pert Tata’s. After all, you can’t be a SLOUCH – if you’re going to be posing NUDE – with just some paint to support your modesty, right? The outfits pictured this year – are all VERY COLORFUL (some looking like TIE-DYED fabric) – which are even SCANTIER than last year. All are simulated ONE-PIECES – with just the SKINNIEST of stripes – reaching upwards and over each girls’ SEEMINGLY well-supported BREASTS. One babe, HUNTER McGRADY also appears to be a PLUS-SIZE model. She has, of course – the most GENEROUS pair. This set (of photos) – is almost TOWARDS THE END – which is good, because you’ll definitely want to save YOUR ENERGY – for these absolutely enthralling images. The artists who APPLY the paint, incidentally – are very INGENIOUS – because it’s almost impossible to visually tease-out any of the girls’ BUTTONS. Fortunately, I said – ALMOST. I just love this section (and you will, too). Imagine playing a CHALLENGING game of “Where’s Waldo” -- and that’s just how you’ll feel – when you’re done. Sick.
The magazine finishes up in CURACAO (also in the Caribbean). Here, they choose to CONCLUDE with the two of the prettiest BLONDES – SAMANTHA HOOPES and VITA SIDARKINS – and two of the cutest BRUNETTES, BARBARA PALVIN (who has also appeared recently on the cover of MAXIM) and MYLA DALBESIO. All of these babes are graced – with BEAUTIFULLY HIGH CHEEKBONES – and just the cutest BUTTON NOSES. Of course, these won’t be the – the ONLY BUTTONS – you’ll be trying to check out on these gals – since they also provide us with several shots SANS TOPS, but with hands covering. (Gee, how cruel – for you.) The lighting in this set, however – is both BRIGHTER and more COLORFUL – which makes all of the girls’ images PRETTIER and much more visually SATISFYING. Finally, there’s a nice FRONTAL view – of Barbara – wearing the softest-looking PEACH-colored TWO-PIECE – which sensationally highlights the INVITINGNESS – of Barbara’s very pretty INTERSECTION. Oh my. Mothers, you may not want – your son to see this photo. (On the other hand – maybe you might. Barbara is certainly the type-of-girl – you’d love for your boy – to bring-home to meet you. Neat.)
The FUNNIEST swimsuit shot, however – is the magazine’s last – which pictures NINA AGDAL in front a beautifully SETTING SUN, wearing a WET tank top (which just barely conceals her circles, sick) – which says, “A Woman Does Not Have to be Modest in Order to be Respected.” My sentiments, exactly. There’s a cute and scripty “THE END” superimposed above-and-behind Nina’s beautifully curly head. Bravo.
As a FINAL mention, there are two HILARIOUSLY fake ads (yes, fake ads) at the end. One is a mock cover of “SMALL PETS” magazine – featuring a two-toned GUINEA PIG (yes, guinea pig) -- in a RED KNIT bikini. Sweet. The BACK COVER does it ONE BETTER – by simulating the “Swimsuit Issue” of AMERICAN ANTIQUES Magazine – where a walnut-colored CHEST-OF-DRAWERS (yes, chest-of-drawers) – on a gorgeously secluded SOUTH PACIFIC beach -- sports a pretty pink TWO-PIECE -- that barely covers – some of its HANDLES. Really sick. The cover looks so real (like a true magazine) – that your eyes will do a DOUBLE TAKE until the joke finally hits you. (I guess BOTH of these – are actually ADS -- for Snickers. Gee, how totally clever.)
To conclude, this a truly exemplary SI Swimsuit Edition – where every OUTSTANDING IMAGE and AD -- is a WINNER. You definitely WON’T want to MISS OUT. Enjoy.