Squirm: virgin captive of the billionaire biker tentacle monster (The Squirm Files Book 1) Kindle Edition
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There was literally nothing about this I did not like. I am 100% a dirty tentacle pervert. I laughed so hard I scared my cat, my neighbors, and potentially the Russian mob who may or may not live on the same street as me. I'm pretty sure I have scared away all alien tentacle monsters for a five block radius. That is how hard I laughed.
Amazingly original. Wildly hilarious. Insanely awesome.
It was worth the acid trip it took to read this. Please read this if you need something different or just a really, really, really good laugh.
This is a hilarious erotic spoof without being all "mean girl" to her fellow authors in the genre.
I laughed so hard I cried.
If you want something refreshingly different and highly entertaining, this book will NOT let you down!!!
Does the acronym LMFAO mean anything to you? If I was an author doing a cover blurb for this book that's what I would say because that's what this book made me do.
Squirm: virgin captive of the billionaire biker tentacle monster. That seriously is exactly what it's about. And at only 50 pages there is no chance to be bored. Whether you find it absolutely hilarious (like I did) or misunderstand the fact that it's an erotic romance parody and think it creepy I can't imagine disliking it.
Virginia is a virgin. Big surprise. Karl is a billionaire biker. Oh and he has tentacles that he uses to...uhm...you'll just have to read to find out. You see Virginia is on a relentless search for the elusive 10-inch-schlong. Yep. Despite finding herself the captive of Karl she might be willing to compromise if he fits the bill.
Anyway you get the picture. At 50 pages pretty much any plot summary is a spoiler. If you like erotic romance, monsters, humor or any combination thereof I daresay you'll enjoy this. Oh, and there's a sequel. Score!
It was so funny, I woke my kids laughing. Then took a triple dose of pain meds. I had tears streaming from laughter and pain so badly I had to make the text super-sized just to finish. Definitely too explicit for young readers, but so cheesy one must love the absurd to fully appreciate. Putting this author on my Must read all list, but will definitely approach with caution so I don't end up in the ER for exascerbated migraine
You really must read this book to fully appreciate it. It's not a long read. I read it in a little over and hour, and I found myself wishing it was longer because, when I find something this refreshing, I want to make it last. Please do yourself a favor and one click this one. I promise you that you won't be disappointed.