From the Back Cover
All I ever wanted was to become a private investigator. To obtain justice for my clients. To find the lost and expose the faithless.
My father's a chef, my mother's a cop, and my best friend is an insanely rich Romantigoth occultist.
See? I'm just a normal Canadian girl.
After years of effort, Chandler Investigations is finally a reality, and I get my first and second clients in the same day. Both cases should be simple: a little surveillance, a few pictures, and there's money in my pocket. Life is good.
Too bad the easy money is complicated by a demonic dwarf or two. Not to mention vanishing furniture, impossible coins, a worldwide secret organization, annoying telephones, and a kinky pony show. Oh, and possibly losing my soul.
All in a day's work, I suppose.