"It steams ahead like a locomotive hell-bent on arriving straight to its destination, then switches tracks when you least expect it, resulting in a wickedly entertaining and surprising trip."
About the Author
P.T. Phronk writes about things that don't exist, things that might exist, and things that shouldn't exist. That's an attempt to be clever about saying he writes fantasy, science fiction, and horror.
I guess this book is mostly horror with a bit of urban fantasy.
Oops, I started writing in first person.
You should know that I used to be known as just "Phronk," but added the "P.T." on to be more respectable. So you might have an edition of this book with "Phronk" on it, which is going to be worth a billion dollars when I'm famous. Lucky you.