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Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys? Paperback – September 16, 2014

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Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians as he turns 65, and a look back at a remarkable career in this New York Times bestseller.

Billy Crystal is turning 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like "Buying the Plot" and "Nodding Off," Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at
Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Readers get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever "test positive for Maalox"), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion ("the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac"), grandparenting, and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.


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“[A] wry look at aging.” ―The New York Times Book Review

Still Foolin' ‘Em … moves from one funny, strange and heartfelt moment to the next as smoothly as the best of the nine Academy Awards shows Crystal hosted.” ―Los Angeles Times

“Crystal is, as always, charming and wry.” ―
New York Daily News

“Crystal gets a lot of laughs out of the indignities of aging.” ―
USA Today

“Laugh-out-loud funny.” ―
Entertainment Weekly

“Crystal has the charisma, humor, and down-home charm that fans have loved over the years . . . [He] delivers numerous chuckles and flat-out belly laughs . . . To quote one of his most famous characters, Billy Crystal, ‘you look mahvelous.'” ―
Associated Press

“A book with a thousand laughs entwined with unknown stories about some of the most popular movies of the past decades. Tender moments abound, too, as the reader winds his way through Billy's long varied career.” ―
Steve Martin

“This book is kick-ass funny and truly unique. A Hollywood autobiography with only one wife, no rehab, a loving family and loyal friends.” ―
Robin Williams

“Billy Crystal is a national treasure. Thank God he wrote this hilarious and emotional book because now I don't have to and I'll still have something personal to give everyone at Christmas.” ―
Bette Midler

“A charming, warm, welcome read for Crystal's legions of fans . . . the always affable author proves yet again his ability to translate his comedic chops from the screen to the page.” ―
Kirkus

“Massively laugh-out-loud funny . . . Hollywood memoirs don't come much more entertaining than this one.” ―
Booklist (starred)

“Avoiding the trappings--excess schmaltz, laundry list of famous friends, boozy party log--of so many celebrity memoirs, Crystal delivers a funny and genuinely moving chronicle of his life inside and outside Hollywood....(and) manages the extremely difficult feat of making his prose as vibrant and funny as his stand-up. He'll always be a hard act to follow.” ―
Publishers Weekly

About the Author

Billy Crystal has starred in many hit films, among them When Harry Met Sally, City Slickers, The Princess Bride, and Analyze This. He is the author of the Tony award-winning play 700 Sundays, about his relationship with his late father, which was later adapted into a book, and the children’s book, I Already Know I Love You. Crystal was a cast member of Saturday Night Live, is a six time Emmy winner, and recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. He has hosted the Academy Awards nine times. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Janice.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ St. Martin's Griffin; Reprint edition (September 16, 2014)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 288 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1250051843
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1250051844
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.8 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.46 x 0.64 x 8.17 inches
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Customers find the humor very funny and interesting to read. They also describe the writing quality as beautiful, hard working, and hilarious. Readers appreciate the emotional tone as poignant, self-deprecating, and honest. They describe the style as personal, honest, and transparent. Customers appreciate the nuggets of wisdom and wit, and say the book is good for teenagers and fifty something or older. They appreciate the authenticity as told honestly, with strong common values. Customers also mention the audio book format as entertaining, heartfelt, and a great companion to have on any journey. Opinions are mixed on readability, with some finding it easy to read and enjoyable, while others say it's self-serving at times.

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976 customers mention "Humor"936 positive40 negative

Customers find the book very funny, entertaining, and a beautiful tribute. They also say the author's wit crackles in every chapter, even when he addresses serious subjects. Overall, readers describe the book as one of the best books they've ever read.

"...Crystal’s ability to be both poignant and hilarious, sometimes in the same scene, made him a gem to watch on film...." Read more

"...Good read. Learned he’s a big base ball fan. What a life he’s lived thus far...." Read more

"Very enjoyable read, Billy you have a gift. Thanks for all the good times.I have to leave 6 more words. That should do it." Read more

"...Touching, heartfelt, funny, sad...I found myself laughing out loud and quietly crying...." Read more

358 customers mention "Writing quality"358 positive0 negative

Customers find the writing quality of the book beautiful, great, and wonderfully executed. They also describe it as a delightful tale, with a compelling combination of trenchant and novel observations. Readers also mention that the book is inspiring and thoughtfully written.

"...The stories strewn throughout the book tell a wonderful story, with plenty of emotion that covers the ranges we humans can possess...." Read more

"...'s audio book, Still Foolin'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm.. is one of the BEST, ENTERAINING, FUNNY AND MOST ENJOYABLE audio books I ever heard...." Read more

"...The novel itself is wonderfully executed. The story alternates between his thoughts on aging as he is now 65 and his life story...." Read more

"...he has always led with his intelligence, heart, wit, confidence and humility...." Read more

310 customers mention "Emotional tone"306 positive4 negative

Customers find the tone poignant, excellent, and thought-provoking. They also say the personal anecdotes reveal the warm, human side of the comedian. Customers also say it's done with great love and affection.

"Comedy is often built on tragedy. Memoirs are a form of literature that often mines a person’s tragedy to create universal feelings in the reader...." Read more

"...Touching, heartfelt, funny, sad...I found myself laughing out loud and quietly crying...." Read more

"This is a heart felt personal reflection and I enjoyed much of Crystal's shared thoughts about his love of his craft, his family and the people he..." Read more

"Loved it.Billy Crystal is at his best! Funny, touching, insightful, all the feels.Highly recommended this book!You'll love it, too!" Read more

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Customers find the writing style easy, fast, and personal. They also say it's written with a steady hand and an eye for telling a good story. Readers also mention that the book is candid, funny, and transparent.

"...Everything, from the jokes to the human moments of pathos, is written with a steady hand and an eye for telling a good story...." Read more

"...Candid, funny, and transparent - this is a great read for both fans and non-fans alike...." Read more

"I enjoyed this book - it's light, easy to read, and funny. Billy Crystal tells entertaining stories about his life that includes many celebrities...." Read more

"...While the book is again extremely well-written, my 32 year old daughter doesn't have desire to hear about the sex-life, dreams, regrets and dying..." Read more

70 customers mention "Age-related content"70 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the nuggets of wisdom and wit in the book. They say it's relatable to all Baby Boomers, and an excellent grandparenting course. Readers also appreciate the author's candidness and intense work ethic.

"...reviews his life in a brisk and entertaining manner using humor, intelligence, regret, and all of the other emotions that everyone feels about the..." Read more

"...fame with all the pitfalls, Billy Crystal presents an entertaining discussion about aging and himself. I started laughing from the first chapter...." Read more

"...Great work. Great read. Great fun. Great story. Great life. Thank you!" Read more

"...I appreciate all the nuggets of wisdom and wit, which I expected...." Read more

62 customers mention "Authenticity"62 positive0 negative

Customers find the book to be honest, true to life, and family oriented. They also say the author's observations are spot on and intuitively nails every punchline. Readers also mention that the book is funny, heartwarming, and clear to read.

"...of Life (and his place in it) deliver a slice of honest emotion, sincerity, and didn't even ATTEMPT to white wash the truth about moving inexorably..." Read more

"...The book was well-written, informative, and fun. I would recommend it to anyone who wanted to learn more about the man who is Billy Crystal." Read more

"...This is a delightful, entertaining. Informative, and thought-provoking roadmap of getting from living to death with a smile. Thank you...." Read more

"...I thoroughly enjoyed his funny look at life in such a very realistic way. Baby boomers can certainly relate...." Read more

52 customers mention "Audio book format"52 positive0 negative

Customers find the audio book format entertaining, great for a road trip, and a fabulous tour de force. They also say the book is relatable, witty, and heartfelt adventure of Billy Crystal's life.

"...Been, Where I'm.. is one of the BEST, ENTERAINING, FUNNY AND MOST ENJOYABLE audio books I ever heard. I actually was laughing as I was driving...." Read more

"...It was funny and is probably hilarious as an audiobook because his timing and delivery are so good...." Read more

"...I loved this book . . . and I highly recommend the audio version...." Read more

"...download the audio it's Billy himself and he is a great companion to have on any journey!" Read more

62 customers mention "Readability"24 positive38 negative

Customers find the book easy to read and enjoyable. They also say it's great when driving. However, some readers find the details repetitive and the book lacks the ability to hold their attention. They mention that the book is self-serving at times and difficult to put down.

"I read to fall asleep.....problem is, with this book, it was very difficult to put down, much less fall asleep to...." Read more

"...Not only did this book help to keep me awake in a good way...very funny, laugh out loud moments, sweet reflexions of what life was then..." Read more

"...It didn't enhance the book in any way and made it impossible for me to recommend it to anyone with an aversion to the use of that word, as obviously..." Read more

"...The book became so boring I began skipping over much of it. I regret paying money for this book...." Read more

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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2014
Comedy is often built on tragedy. Memoirs are a form of literature that often mines a person’s tragedy to create universal feelings in the reader. Billy Crystal’s Still Foolin’ Em: Where I’ve Been, Where I’m Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys is a brilliant memoir from a supremely funny man. Much like Steve Martin’s Born Standing Up it serves as both a career retrospective piece as well as means for Crystal to show some of the events that shaped the performer we see.
My first memory of Billy Crystal as a performer was in the film The Princess Bride. I wasn’t old enough to watch some of his films like When Harry Met Sally… although I’ve since gone back and watched those films. Crystal’s ability to be both poignant and hilarious, sometimes in the same scene, made him a gem to watch on film. My favorite moments, though, were when Billy, Robin Williams, and Whoopi Goldberg emceed the Comic Relief events. Three of the best improvisational comedians of a generation on stage is a treat for anyone who enjoys stand-up comedy.
All of those moments are present in Still Foolin’ Em. Crystal began writing this book as he neared his 65th birthday and there is an older man’s flare in the writing. Everything, from the jokes to the human moments of pathos, is written with a steady hand and an eye for telling a good story. I mentioned on one of my previous reviews of a memoir that if a writer wants to tell the truth, they write fiction; if a writer wants to tell a good story, they write non-fiction. That axiom is true for Crystal’s book in spades. The stories strewn throughout the book tell a wonderful story, with plenty of emotion that covers the ranges we humans can possess.
The stories surrounding his career have a subtle pace to them, as if Crystal were revisiting the moments that defined his career with a careful eye for making each one entertaining. From his first televised appearance (on a show honoring Muhammad Ali, which sparked a life-long friendship between the two) to his working with Jack Palance on the film City Slickers, Crystal infuses each story with wit and charm. He made me as the reader feel his elation that the spindly Jewish kid from New York couldn’t believe his luck kept getting better.
But the familial stories are where the heart of Crystal becomes bared for all to see. Death is a constant in the memoir, starting with the untimely death of Crystal’s father when Billy was only 15 all the way through to the death of his beloved uncle Bernie a few years ago. Crystal doesn’t stay maudlin for lengthy periods of time in the book but the sense that time is running out for him is palpable throughout the memoir. Then there are the moments where he gets to meet and become friends with his idols, like Mickey Mantle, the legendary Yankee player. Crystal’s stories of dealing with Mickey in later age, when his constant drinking took a heavy toll on his body and mind, are poignant for a different reason. In those stories, I saw a young man come to grips with the fallibility of heroes, the notion that idols are human beings as well. It strikes home that no matter how great someone may be at a given profession, they are dealing with their own demons just like the rest of us.
While Crystal’s wit and humor are on display when he writes about his life and accomplishments, it’s the smaller chapters where he takes on different topics of the culture where he shines brightest. Whether it’s complaining about the size of his testicles to the difference between a married couple in their 30s versus their 60s, Crystal infuses every anecdote and punch-line with crisp phrasing and perfect timing. Translating how words work on stage to the page is difficult but Crystal seems to make it seem like the easiest thing in the world to accomplish.
Still Foolin’ Em takes every moment in stride to develop a great story from early life to middle age. Billy Crystal uses this book to examine his own fears, his humor, and the life he’s led up to this point. This memoir takes away the veneer of show business, revealing a heartfelt man who worries about the same concerns we all deal with: family, living, and dying. I recommend this book for its humor and its heart. You can’t go wrong with a little humor every now and then.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2024
Always been a big Billy Chrystal fan, so when I saw this book was coming out I ordered it. Good read. Learned he’s a big base ball fan. What a life he’s lived thus far. As Robin Williams was quoted saying, he’s been a employed star for decades, lived in Hollywood and is still married to the same woman. And “he found his key’s”.
Reviewed in the United States on July 6, 2024
Very enjoyable read, Billy you have a gift. Thanks for all the good times.
I have to leave 6 more words. That should do it.
Reviewed in the United States on November 5, 2013
I've always liked Billy Crystal and the performances he's given in movies and shows, but this book took me to a whole new level of understanding and respect for the man and his talent.

Touching, heartfelt, funny, sad...I found myself laughing out loud and quietly crying. It has made me want to revisit old movies and see them in a new light knowing that certain scenes were played with particular personal meaning to Mr. Crystal.

It has made me want to treasure the moments with my son all that much more, as we never know when our time may end and we don't want to leave with words unsaid and regrets left behind.

I'll admit to being offended by a couple of comments in the I hate section, but we are all entitled to our private opinions.

This was my first electronic book purchase, as I'm a hard core, hard bound book reader/owner, but I like the fact that I can have this with me wherever I go to look upon. I have just purchased a hard bound edition for a very dear friend who turns 62 on November 7, 2013. He to is a Billy Crystal fan, of Jewish descent and a New Yorker, as well as an annoying Yankees fan :-)

I found myself thinking of him a great deal as I read this book and as I write this review. We haven't seen each other in more than 4 years, but I'm fortunate enough to have him stopping in Denver for a short lay over on his way home to NY from California and the opportunity to give him his gift 2 days before his 65th birthday. I know he'll love it as much as I did. Only wish I could have gotten it signed to him.

I have 21 years to 65, but I am looking at them in a new light, I have a wonderful wife and a wonderful 8 year old boy, life may not be perfect, but I'm loved and who could ask for better than that.

Thank you Mr. Crystal for giving inspiration, for sharing your life and your memories with your fans.

To those contemplating this book, I say buy it, you won't regret it and you may just gain something much more than a good read.
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Felipe
5.0 out of 5 stars Excelente libro
Reviewed in Mexico on November 4, 2022
El libro llegó en excelente condiciones. Billy Crystal es un gran artista y sobre todo un gran comediante. Este libro no falla en sacarte una sonrisa y hacerte reír. También trae excelentes ensayos y te cuenta sobre sus experiencias haciendo películas. Lo recomiendo mucho.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excelente libro
Reviewed in Mexico on November 4, 2022
El libro llegó en excelente condiciones. Billy Crystal es un gran artista y sobre todo un gran comediante. Este libro no falla en sacarte una sonrisa y hacerte reír. También trae excelentes ensayos y te cuenta sobre sus experiencias haciendo películas. Lo recomiendo mucho.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Ótimo e rápido
Reviewed in Brazil on August 21, 2018
Ótimo livro e entrega rápida.
MD
5.0 out of 5 stars Filled with anecdotes and photos - a must read for Billy Crystal fans
Reviewed in India on June 6, 2019
It has been written by the man himself. Enough said. But just to pique your interest, if you liked the movie Argo, the book will tell you something you probably did not know - that it was Robert De Niro who first said, "Argo, **** yourself."
supermoviefan
5.0 out of 5 stars Billy Crystal is a class act
Reviewed in Canada on May 28, 2015
What a delightfully warm and insightful memoir! In an industry filled with egomaniacal, self-absorbed phonies who would trash their own mothers if it could give them a leg up on fame, wealth and success, Billy Crystal stands out as a sincere, authentic, well-grounded family man whose perspectives and values are firmly rooted in what matters most in life: good health and the love of your family and good friends. There are lots of insights and anecdotes from his remarkable career, and the famous Crystal humour is in ample supply. But what makes this book memorable is the feeling, drawn from Crystal's informal and familiar writing style, that you wish you knew him and could be a part of his inner circle. This is a man who has never forgotten where he came from and who understands that, no matter how famous, successful or wealthy one becomes, we are all basically the same: seeking love, fulfillment, and a sense of belonging and being respected. Bravo Billy on a life well lived, a family well raised, a beautiful marriage to a beautiful soul mate, and a stunningly successful career topped off by a terrific book.
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Klaus Reichert
5.0 out of 5 stars A very personal and funny report of (Billy Crystals) life
Reviewed in Germany on February 4, 2016
Actually this is a scary book. It is about all the adventures, challenges and loss that happens in life. And it is about many joyous moments. It advises to enjoy life and it also prepares younger people, in a very open way, about some miserable moments that will occur basically to everybody. And it is a funny book. I am glad, I read it and recommend it to anybody that is interested in the image of a full life with ups and downs.
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