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Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys? Paperback – September 16, 2014
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Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians as he turns 65, and a look back at a remarkable career in this New York Times bestseller.
Billy Crystal is turning 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like "Buying the Plot" and "Nodding Off," Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Readers get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever "test positive for Maalox"), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion ("the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac"), grandparenting, and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.
- Print length288 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherSt. Martin's Griffin
- Publication dateSeptember 16, 2014
- Dimensions5.46 x 0.64 x 8.17 inches
- ISBN-101250051843
- ISBN-13978-1250051844
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“[A] wry look at aging.” ―The New York Times Book Review
“Still Foolin' ‘Em … moves from one funny, strange and heartfelt moment to the next as smoothly as the best of the nine Academy Awards shows Crystal hosted.” ―Los Angeles Times
“Crystal is, as always, charming and wry.” ―New York Daily News
“Crystal gets a lot of laughs out of the indignities of aging.” ―USA Today
“Laugh-out-loud funny.” ―Entertainment Weekly
“Crystal has the charisma, humor, and down-home charm that fans have loved over the years . . . [He] delivers numerous chuckles and flat-out belly laughs . . . To quote one of his most famous characters, Billy Crystal, ‘you look mahvelous.'” ―Associated Press
“A book with a thousand laughs entwined with unknown stories about some of the most popular movies of the past decades. Tender moments abound, too, as the reader winds his way through Billy's long varied career.” ―Steve Martin
“This book is kick-ass funny and truly unique. A Hollywood autobiography with only one wife, no rehab, a loving family and loyal friends.” ―Robin Williams
“Billy Crystal is a national treasure. Thank God he wrote this hilarious and emotional book because now I don't have to and I'll still have something personal to give everyone at Christmas.” ―Bette Midler
“A charming, warm, welcome read for Crystal's legions of fans . . . the always affable author proves yet again his ability to translate his comedic chops from the screen to the page.” ―Kirkus
“Massively laugh-out-loud funny . . . Hollywood memoirs don't come much more entertaining than this one.” ―Booklist (starred)
“Avoiding the trappings--excess schmaltz, laundry list of famous friends, boozy party log--of so many celebrity memoirs, Crystal delivers a funny and genuinely moving chronicle of his life inside and outside Hollywood....(and) manages the extremely difficult feat of making his prose as vibrant and funny as his stand-up. He'll always be a hard act to follow.” ―Publishers Weekly
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- Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin; Reprint edition (September 16, 2014)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 288 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1250051843
- ISBN-13 : 978-1250051844
- Item Weight : 8.8 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.46 x 0.64 x 8.17 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #682,402 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #822 in Television Performer Biographies
- #4,546 in Actor & Entertainer Biographies
- #15,786 in Memoirs (Books)
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Customers find the humor very funny and interesting to read. They also describe the writing quality as beautiful, hard working, and hilarious. Readers appreciate the emotional tone as poignant, self-deprecating, and honest. They describe the style as personal, honest, and transparent. Customers appreciate the nuggets of wisdom and wit, and say the book is good for teenagers and fifty something or older. They appreciate the authenticity as told honestly, with strong common values. Customers also mention the audio book format as entertaining, heartfelt, and a great companion to have on any journey. Opinions are mixed on readability, with some finding it easy to read and enjoyable, while others say it's self-serving at times.
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My first memory of Billy Crystal as a performer was in the film The Princess Bride. I wasn’t old enough to watch some of his films like When Harry Met Sally… although I’ve since gone back and watched those films. Crystal’s ability to be both poignant and hilarious, sometimes in the same scene, made him a gem to watch on film. My favorite moments, though, were when Billy, Robin Williams, and Whoopi Goldberg emceed the Comic Relief events. Three of the best improvisational comedians of a generation on stage is a treat for anyone who enjoys stand-up comedy.
All of those moments are present in Still Foolin’ Em. Crystal began writing this book as he neared his 65th birthday and there is an older man’s flare in the writing. Everything, from the jokes to the human moments of pathos, is written with a steady hand and an eye for telling a good story. I mentioned on one of my previous reviews of a memoir that if a writer wants to tell the truth, they write fiction; if a writer wants to tell a good story, they write non-fiction. That axiom is true for Crystal’s book in spades. The stories strewn throughout the book tell a wonderful story, with plenty of emotion that covers the ranges we humans can possess.
The stories surrounding his career have a subtle pace to them, as if Crystal were revisiting the moments that defined his career with a careful eye for making each one entertaining. From his first televised appearance (on a show honoring Muhammad Ali, which sparked a life-long friendship between the two) to his working with Jack Palance on the film City Slickers, Crystal infuses each story with wit and charm. He made me as the reader feel his elation that the spindly Jewish kid from New York couldn’t believe his luck kept getting better.
But the familial stories are where the heart of Crystal becomes bared for all to see. Death is a constant in the memoir, starting with the untimely death of Crystal’s father when Billy was only 15 all the way through to the death of his beloved uncle Bernie a few years ago. Crystal doesn’t stay maudlin for lengthy periods of time in the book but the sense that time is running out for him is palpable throughout the memoir. Then there are the moments where he gets to meet and become friends with his idols, like Mickey Mantle, the legendary Yankee player. Crystal’s stories of dealing with Mickey in later age, when his constant drinking took a heavy toll on his body and mind, are poignant for a different reason. In those stories, I saw a young man come to grips with the fallibility of heroes, the notion that idols are human beings as well. It strikes home that no matter how great someone may be at a given profession, they are dealing with their own demons just like the rest of us.
While Crystal’s wit and humor are on display when he writes about his life and accomplishments, it’s the smaller chapters where he takes on different topics of the culture where he shines brightest. Whether it’s complaining about the size of his testicles to the difference between a married couple in their 30s versus their 60s, Crystal infuses every anecdote and punch-line with crisp phrasing and perfect timing. Translating how words work on stage to the page is difficult but Crystal seems to make it seem like the easiest thing in the world to accomplish.
Still Foolin’ Em takes every moment in stride to develop a great story from early life to middle age. Billy Crystal uses this book to examine his own fears, his humor, and the life he’s led up to this point. This memoir takes away the veneer of show business, revealing a heartfelt man who worries about the same concerns we all deal with: family, living, and dying. I recommend this book for its humor and its heart. You can’t go wrong with a little humor every now and then.
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Touching, heartfelt, funny, sad...I found myself laughing out loud and quietly crying. It has made me want to revisit old movies and see them in a new light knowing that certain scenes were played with particular personal meaning to Mr. Crystal.
It has made me want to treasure the moments with my son all that much more, as we never know when our time may end and we don't want to leave with words unsaid and regrets left behind.
I'll admit to being offended by a couple of comments in the I hate section, but we are all entitled to our private opinions.
This was my first electronic book purchase, as I'm a hard core, hard bound book reader/owner, but I like the fact that I can have this with me wherever I go to look upon. I have just purchased a hard bound edition for a very dear friend who turns 62 on November 7, 2013. He to is a Billy Crystal fan, of Jewish descent and a New Yorker, as well as an annoying Yankees fan :-)
I found myself thinking of him a great deal as I read this book and as I write this review. We haven't seen each other in more than 4 years, but I'm fortunate enough to have him stopping in Denver for a short lay over on his way home to NY from California and the opportunity to give him his gift 2 days before his 65th birthday. I know he'll love it as much as I did. Only wish I could have gotten it signed to him.
I have 21 years to 65, but I am looking at them in a new light, I have a wonderful wife and a wonderful 8 year old boy, life may not be perfect, but I'm loved and who could ask for better than that.
Thank you Mr. Crystal for giving inspiration, for sharing your life and your memories with your fans.
To those contemplating this book, I say buy it, you won't regret it and you may just gain something much more than a good read.
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