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Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before Paperback – Large Print, January 7, 2022

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    Six Gallery Press
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    January 7, 2022
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By turns enigmatic, funny, and terrifying, Brandon Getz has crafted a daring, expansive debut collection. For lovers of realism, satire, speculative fiction, and psychological horror, the genre-bending Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before has something for everyone.

-Taylor Grieshober, author of Off Days


Brandon Getz is to magical realism what the electric guitar is to music-a thunderous narrative force, transforming folk tales into power ballads and reenergizing stock characters. Lyrical and improvisatory, Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before showcases Getz's many literary rhythms. These stories are grungy. They're lo-fi. And you'll want to listen straight to the end.

-Robert Isenberg, author of Curse of the Qattara


Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before hopscotches around your psyche with stories to fit every mood. From laugh-aloud funny to utterly heartbreaking, this is a fantastic collection that never lets up.

-Gwendolyn Kiste, author of Reluctant Immortals


Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before is twelve tales of visitation, hauntings by demons and decaying code, house spirits and homunculi. Brandon Getz has written a beautiful book of magic and loss.

-Samuel Ligon, author of Miller Cane: A True & Exact History


Getz's M.O. is to take genre forms and then mercilessly humanize them until they start to feel like Chekhov. A++

-Ben Loory, author of Tales of Falling and Flying

About the Author

Brandon Getz earned an MFA in fiction writing from Eastern Washington University. His work has appeared in F(r)iction, Versal, Flapperhouse, and elsewhere. His debut novel Lars Breaxface: Werewolf in Space, an irreverent sci-fi monster adventure, was released in October 2019 from Spaceboy Books. He lives in Pittsburgh, PA.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Six Gallery Press; Large type / Large print edition (January 7, 2022)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 246 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 198930513X
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1989305133
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.3 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.56 x 7 inches
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Brandon Getz was born and raised outside Pittsburgh, PA. In 2010, he earned an MFA in Fiction Writing from Eastern Washington University (Spokane, WA). Since 2011, his writing has been published in more than twenty venues, including F(r)iction, Versal, and Burrow Press Review. His debut novel, Lars Breaxface: Werewolf in Space (SpaceBoy Books, 2019) took his fiction in a new direction: embracing genre tropes and cranking the irreverence up to 11. His story collection, Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before (Six Gallery Press, 2022), showcases 12 tales of the literary weird, collecting his best work, published and unpublished, from his first decade as a writer.

Read more at www.brandongetz.com

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