Surge Citrus Flavored Soda 16fl oz. 12 cans
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- Pack of twelve, 16 fl ounce cans of citrus flavored soda with other natural flavors
- Citrus flavored soft drink
- Convenient, On-the-Go 16 ounce cans
- SURGE originally existed in the US 1996-2001 - back now due to popular demand
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Surge, 12 ct, 16 fluid ounce cans
The same great taste from the 1990s is back, now in a larger 16-ounce can. SURGE is the bolder citrus soda that fuels a familiar rush from back in the day.
Available exclusively on Amazon.
Enjoy ice cold for maximum refreshment.
Contains twelve 16 fluid ounce cans; 69mg of caffeine per can
- Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, maltodextrin, citric acid, natural flavors, orange juice concentrate, potassium benzoate (to protect taste), potassium citrate, caffeine, calcium disodium edta (to protect taste), yellow 5, yellow 6, carob bean gum, blue 1
The same great taste from the 1990s is back, now in a larger 16oz can. SURGE is the bolder citrus soda that fuels a familiar rush from back in the day. Available on Amazon Pantry.
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Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Orange Juice Concentrate, Potassium Benzoate, Potassium Citrate, Caffeine, Calcium Disodium EDTA, Yellow #5, Yellow #6, Carob Bean Gum, Blue 1
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I ignored the exceptionally handsome weatherman on the KTVU News team to ponder where the strange feelings I had about my morning were coming from.
The doorbell wrang, wich was peculiar, so I got up with a slight gusto and opened the front door. Nobody was there. I shut the door and walked back to the living room table to finish my Fruity Pebbles when I heard an echoing whisper from outside.
"Nectar of the Gods..." it muttered quietly.
I could see a bright light pouring through the cracks in the door frame. Feeling incredibly compelled, I opened the door.
Just then trumpets and orchestral angels played a symphony of holy music. Light shown down from the heavens above to my front doorstep to reveal my amazon pantry box full of Surge Soda. My heart lit up and I felt a love and joy from beyond this realm.
I spared no time. I ran inside with the package and knocked the flower vase and fruity pebbles from the living room table to make room for the Surge. I grabbed a bowl and liquid nitrogen from the lab and instantly chilled my new ethereal beverage of the Gods.
I cracked open the can and paused for a moment.
"There's no going back." I thought to myself.
I smirked and chugged the entire 16 fl oz can of Surge in one amazing stream. I then lifted the can into the air triumphantly and let out a victory cry. Power surged through me like lightning bolts. My muscles bulged from my body like Goku from Dragon Ball Z. My neurons strengthened, grew, and created new neural networks that increased my intelligence tenfold. I became my final form... It was like me but times diamond!
I ran outside, not bothering to put on pants. My neighbor Larry across the street glared at me with his beautiful smile and wonderful family by his side. He was just about to get into his Lamborghini wich he loved to rub into my face. I marched across the street to put an end to his "one-upping" lifestyle.
He put his family behind him for protection.
"Bobby. Buddy. Is there something I can do for you?" He said nervously.
I smiled and pushed him out of the way. I picked up his car and threw it miles into space with little effort. He and his family were stunned. I looked at his wife with a smile. She backed up to the garage door with fear and lust in her eyes. I threw her to the ground and grabbed Larry by the hands. Blushing and giggling, I gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"I'll see you later Larry, but right now I need to take care of something.
I knelt down into the Terminator pose and then jumped up, blasting off into the atmosphere.
I came down into the parking lot of my work, leaving a massive crater and burning squirrels in its place.
I marched in to find my good for nothing slacker of a boss. The same one who demoted me and took my favorite paper weight.
"You! You thought you could just tease me with that cute little butt of yours all this time and get away with it? I don't think so!" I said confidently.
He cowered in fear. I grabbed him and whipped him around.
"You're cute when you're scared! Tee Hee!" I giggled.
The rest is history. What should have been an ordinary day filled with dissapointment and shame, became the first day of the rest of my newfound glorious life. Thank you Surge.
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