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T.J. Wiseman Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2
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Nothing sours a sweetie's puss quite like passing wind in her vicinity. But try as we might, there are times when it's simply unpossible to keep the blast doors shut and the noxious gas contained. That's when this device really comes in handy.
I took the sound emitter, hid it under the dog's blanket, and stashed the remote control in my pocket. When the pressure mounted and the gassy hounds demanded release, I simply let them go -- silently, if at all possible. And then tapped the remote. Bingo! The sound came from the direction of the dog; ergo, the godforsaken eye-watering noxious stench must have come from the dog, too. My wife blamed the mutt's butt instead of mine, and the day was saved.
Of course, it was a somewhat harder sell when we were in another room. Or the dog was nowhere near her blanket when it 'went off'. Or when the dog found the device and carried it through the house making slobbery chewing fart noises everywhere she went. I tried blaming it on beans in her kibble, but the jig was up.
Now I'm paying for the ruse. The wife's being extra-nice to the dog for all the abuse she gave it, and she won't let me in the house without three shots of Bean-O and an absorbent sponge down the back of my pants. Peachy.
There is no end to the fun you can have with this thing. I'll take the kids to the park and tuck it into a bush next to a pathway where we'll then tie up our dog. As people walk by, we casually set it off using the included remote while we are safely 30 feet away. The expressions on peoples' faces is worth 5 times the price of this device.
I have a friend that actually tucks one behind the grill of his car, and as he drives downtown, he'll set it off as people walk by when he is stopped at a cross-walk.
It is a real study in human behavior and sure to get any normal human being into a pretty good set of laughing!
It also works great for business meetings (taped under the chair of the intended target), at the theater (you may risk losing it if it is found), or at dinner parties.
the biggest trick is keeping a straight face while you thumb the remote in your pocket! I'd give it a 5-star rating if you could choose which specific "fart" would go off with the next button push - there are a dozen or so and some are better suited to quiet rooms, and some are better suited to outdoors, etc (for maximum impact). The louder ones sound pretty fake if they go off in a quiet room..
- Remote-click farting allows for surprises
- Distance/range on remote-click is good
- Batteries last a while
- Fart noises don't sound very realistic
- Even on lowest volume it can be too loud
At first I thought there was a little balloon thing but there's not. It's surprising well designed for such a cheap price. After I figured out that the instructions imply that you are supposed to put it **under** a cushion and not out in the open, I was surprised to see how realistic it could be made to sound. With just a little practice, you can make the noise come out from under yourself (put it *under* the couch cushion *under* you and sit a few feet away from a compadre with a little background noise like a tv) and pretend you have eaten a gassy batch of beans. Probably the best thing automated bread and cheese slicers.
The remote works surprisingly well even when you're sitting between it or a good 70 feet (?) around the corner with walls. No having to keep pressing the button. I imagine it will provide hours of entertainment every year, for years and years to come. I WILL properly maintain and utilize it.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
It was what I expected. Great practical joke with lots of laughs. Friends asked where I got it so they could get one.Published 2 days ago by Stephanie Johns
GRANDCHILDREN LOVED IT & I'VE NEVER HEARD THEM LAUGH SO HARD AND SO LONG! THIS GAVE THEIR GRANDMOTHER SO MUCH JOY!Published 17 days ago by Tami Holland
I bought this to prank a co-worker who always sets me up with the craziest pranks! This machine has made for many great laughs!Published 26 days ago by BeautifullyBroken
I gave this as a gift to one of my fellow workers. He made our next company meeting hilarious!Published 29 days ago by Amazon Customer
works as expected, my kids absolutely LOVE it. very good range on the remote too, perfect for sneak attacks!Published 1 month ago by Alice Vincent
Message to the maker: Next model should have one button for each sound.Published 1 month ago by Jocelin Figueroa
Hilarious! Set it up some place before you have a BBQ and then give the remote to your kids. Friggin' riot! Read morePublished 1 month ago by Dr. Bean