|Brand Name||THUMBS UP|
|Item model number||-|
|Item Weight||1.4 ounces|
|Product Dimensions||6.2 x 4.2 x 1.4 inches|
USB Humping Dog (Beagle)
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- 15.8 x 10.6 x 3.6 cm
- 41 g
- set includes: USB cover
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Now together, Rex doesn't hump the USB port; he makes sweet love to it. With each electronic thrust the passion and heat of metal-on-metal friction builds.
Love alone is enough reason to purchase the USB Humping Dog. What's more, it's also an age appropriate sex education aid! For the unaware, immature, young, or naive who happen upon the USB Humping Dog while in the throes of passion, there's an easy explanation. Similar to what my sister and I told a little girl we knew as children, "My dog really likes to give out hugs."
A few tech notes:
-Runs purely off of USB power
-Does not possess any actual storage space
-Only motorized parts are legs
-Arms have single rotary movement
-Dog has made love for over one hour at a time, and I've had it nearly one year without failure (CRAZY staying power)
Buy it for a funny gag gift.
It amazes me how many people on the internet just look at pictures and buy stuff without reading it, then complain because it didnt do what they thought it did. Its one thing if it were advertised as a flash drive and it didnt work, but it doesnt say anything about it.
I hate to have anything in common with these people by writing a review but if you are one of the morons who said the storage didnt work, you dont deserve a refund, and should be sterilized. your kids hate you and you mother wishes she swallowed.
Humped for about a minute, then broke.
Just a one minute beagle :/
This definitely serves its purpose as a cheap gag gift, but there is definitely some room for improvement:
1) It is very noisy!
2) This does NOT have any storage capabilities, just humping.
3) It's a little difficult to pull out of a computer, mainly because it keeps humping until you unplug it and it's hard to grab a part that isn't moving.
If you're curious to see it in action, there are plenty of YouTube videos of these products.
My boss's mind was blown by the dog humping the computer and said, "wow, that speed up your computer?!?!"
"No, it just humps the computer." And I put it away.
We both had a laugh... So happy I wasn't written up for that.
It's now in my desk with one arm in the air like it's going to slap the USB hard and the other reaching forward.
If my new boss finds it I'm screwed.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
My son in law saw this on a friend's laptop, and knew that he must have one, too. He has really enjoyed the comedy of it, as well as the amount of storage which it provides.Published 5 months ago by Carolyn A. Swafford
I orderer 2 and 1 didnt even work! Funny fir a second. USB dosnt work.Published 6 months ago by Amazon Customer
Worked okay. It was a little tough cleaning the gizz out of my computer.Published 7 months ago by Larry Hinze