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It's falling apart after one week, Shipping box had label "CYBERSKIN ASS". Not discrete.
on August 17, 2016
Let's start off with the packaging. My box did not arrive 100% discrete. The shipping label was innocent enough, but there was a separate sticker on the box with a bar code and the words "CYBERSKIN ASS". It wasn't a huge sticker, but certainly noticeable.
Now onto the product. This thing is weighty and giggly and feels pretty good. The two openings are the same size, and as expected the anal canal is tighter than the vaginal canal. Both are ribbed. The vagina is painted pink. I was really impressed with this thing before and during the first use. I used a healthy amount of water-based lubricant. After I was done, I noticed that all of the pink paint on the vagina had worn off/dripped off onto the towel that I placed under the ass before 'going to work'. Ok, it's just aesthetic paint, no big deal.
But after using this product about 3 times, I discovered that this thing isn't as solid as I thought it was, despite it's hefty weight. After finishing, one of my fingers slid into a slit in the ass, and not the happy kind. This slit was on the side of the ass at the base. Upon further inspection, this ass is NOT constructed from a single mold. The seam became visible fairly quickly, and I could tell the slit at the seam between the two pieces of mold was quickly going to spread across the entire base near the edge. The seam is totally exposed on one side of the ass and is coming apart very quickly. I'm not touching the seam as to not make the problem any worse, but on first inspection I unintentionally doubled the length of the split with basically no force with one finger - it came apart that easy. After three more uses, the seam is showing itself on the other side of the ass, and even more seams are delaminating on the bottom of the base where the two 'grab points' are located. Those are delaminating almost all the way around on each hole. This ass is not long to this world. At this point I've had it a week and it's literally falling apart after 5 uses. I'd expect this from a 30-50 dollar fake ass, but not from one that's 130 bucks.
Buyer beware, this thing can NOT take a pounding. The only way this ass could last any duration of time is if you used it while you're standing up and gingerly going in and out without pushing into it, which defeats the purpose of having a realistic fake ass that feels like skin. After looking at the product page again, I noticed there's a note in the specs that says "Item discontinued by manufacturer". That should be a red flag, and I wish I'd seen it before buying. I bought this item based on the decently high review rating and the price point that was a few steps above the cheap models.
The included vibrator is very cheap, but that was expected. The included "Cyberskin Renew" is just rebranded corn starch, so you'll save some bucks on maintenance if you buy it at the grocery store. So far I've found it to be beneficial to throw on a condom when using this ass. Put enough lube on the INSIDE of the condom to fill the mini reservoir at the tip before rolling it on, and apply a healthy amount of lube into your desired love canal, along with a bit on the outside of the condom. This will minimize the necessity for cleaning the product after every use, and should theoretically allow the canal lube to last longer since it isn't in contact with skin. A mini spray bottle of water is great for rejuvenating the water-based lube when it becomes dry. And since your skin and body fluids aren't coming into contact with the canal, it's possible to reuse the residual canal lube for a future session. A couple sprays of water will bring it back to life, but will still probably require a small additional application of lube.
If this thing held together and was from a single mold, I would've given it 5 stars. Pounding it feels great, and it's much more interactive than a stroker. The 'skin' feels pretty awesome as well. I'll update the review if the manufacturer will work with me on the multiple failures of this product in such a short timeframe. If that fails, I'll start looking into adhesives I can use to keep this thing together without messing with the intended realism of the product. Maybe GE Silicone II caulk? That'd be a delightful fix. Sometimes you gotta put some caulk in the ass to keep it happy ;)