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Taken by the Tetris Blocks: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 1) Kindle Edition

by Leonard Delaney (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

3.0 176 ratings

Book 1 of 7: Digital Desires

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When blocks started falling from the sky, Christie Aackerlund welcomed them with open arms. Now she’s having a bad day working at work, and craving some fun and games. When she runs into Russian blocks that are looking to score, she’ll be the one falling … in love.

Taken by the Tetris Blocks is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations involving sentient blocks. It’s for super mature audiences only.

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00QZJWD0U
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Forest City Pulp (December 13, 2014)
Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 13, 2014
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 2210 KB
Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
Print length ‏ : ‎ 39 pages

Best Sellers Rank: #134,061 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #373 in Erotic Science Fiction
- #8,488 in Erotic Literature & Fiction

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Leonard Delaney

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Leonard Delaney writes from the heart instead of wasting time with research or experience. Living a clean lifestyle has allowed him to focus on doing good in school, honing his writing, and tinkering with technology. He lives well outside of Toronto with his mother and her cat while maintaining a long-distance relationship with his girlfriend, Misty (aka Éowyn16), who no longer responds to his direct messages, but he remains hopeful for a future with. Leonard is a co-founder of provocative fiction peddling publisher Forest City Pulp.

See http://www.forestcitypulp.com for more information about Leonard, follow him on Twitter at at @Leonard_Delaney, or email him at LDelaneyFCP at gmail dot com.

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Marissa Saxour

what

Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2023

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I am at a loss for words, both for the main and bonus story included. Did I still read them? Of course im no chicken.

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Justin and Katie Schauer

Pleasantly surprised

Reviewed in the United States on June 28, 2015

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This is one of those books that leaves most people, myself included, astounded that anyone would even think to write that story. I went into it expecting to encounter utter ridiculousness, and I was let down.

The book starts out with the idea that there are Tetris block shaped alien life forms somewhere in the galaxy (or in some galaxy) and they come to Earth, which is a bit absurd, but no more absurd than the idea that there is an alien species made out of metal, rubber, etc and brought to life by a cube called the All Spark, that can transform from a human-ish shape into cars or electronics, and Transformers have been quite popular during two separate times in my lifetime alone. And really, that is the most ridiculous part of this story. Once you accept that premise, it becomes pretty standard sci-fi erotica.

I don't really want to go into too many more details though because that would basically involve rehashing the entire story (it is a short story after all), but I will say that I thought the sex scene was hot. I was surprisingly and oddly aroused by it. It wasn't ridiculous or awkward.

Overall I give this story 5 out of 5 stars because it was well written and surprised me. My only complaint is that I would have liked it to have been longer, but I have to rate the story for what it is, not for what I want it to be. If you like erotica that is a little bit out there, this story is definitely for you.

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Michelle Heyboer

wow. can’t believe someone actually wrote this

Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2024

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Read this on a dare - should have just paid up and walked away…. That was 10 minutes of my life I won’t get back and many years of therapy needed….

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NARWHAL

Well that was something

Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2024

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I'm in this rabbit hole now so I think I better work my way through it and see where it takes me.
I don't really know what to say about this book.
It has terrible spelling. It's interesting to say the least.
Kinda makes me want to try writing and see what I can come up with. I mean if this is out there then there really are no limits, right.
There is a bonus short at the end about Pluto.
That one is everything. I loved it so much. I laughed so hard and I'd recommend this book just for that one alone. Hilarious.

Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2022

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Definitely quite funny. Unusual, yes but with some hysterical moments. Especially trying to visualize how certain things would work…🧐 the bonus short was so over the top it was hilarious. Very creative author.

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Mandaray

Because of course she's a redhead

Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2015

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I wanted to just enjoy the hilarious absurdity of this book, but was prevented by doing so by the ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS writing and infuriating sexist crap the author piles on. How old is this guy, 14?

That said, this book totally has Tetris blocks forming a line and disappearing with a loud BLOOP sound when they orgasm. Worth.

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Chaika? Yes, Chaika. Chaika.

To Be Fair, You Have To Have a Very High IQ to Understand This Book

Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2018

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This book requires you to be a deep and critical thinker. The book requires you to have a prerequisite understanding and knowledge.

You need to be prepared to distinguish biased arguments and extract the rational. That comes with knowledge and reading previous texts.

So if I share this with anyone, it can meddle with your intellect as this isn’t an easy topic and I don’t want anyone to intellectually suffer at my costs. Especially if you’re only going to read this book and not others.

The quote has a reference. So I didn’t feel bad sharing wishing that regard.

Soz.

But you can order the book references from Egypt :)

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ap32

Can I get my $3.00 back?

Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2015

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I saw a post about "Conquered by Clippy" book two in this series and decided to start with book one since they were short. It is just not very good. The best writing is the author's description at the very beginning, so presumably he could write something funny enough. Pity that is where it ended.

There are areas where you will scratch your head. Like, when did she quit her job? She said she might. Now she has a new job. Did I swipe to hard and skip a page. Um, no. It just isn't there.

The sex, the single scene, is ok and written well enough. And yes, it really is a 17+.

overall, ten minutes and three dollars I could have done better with.

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Michele

engraçado e não tão ruim

Reviewed in Brazil on January 16, 2023

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É engraçado e não é tão ruim quanto eu imaginei, com mais desenvolvimento seria considerado uma ótima história de seres aleatorios, como vemos muito agora no booktok

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VikkiE

Literally had me laughing out loud

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 20, 2022

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This is epic but I think I've lost my mind. It's so funny and not expected that you are going to question your sanity. However, this is what makes life funny.
Thanks for making me laugh at s£x in a totally different way.

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