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on February 7, 2004
This CD is simply beautiful. Not since Lisa Germano's Excerpts from a Love Circus has an album been so perfect in it's entirety. The songwriting is a wonderland of dark and beautiful poetry backed by music that ranges from simple elegance to out and out rockers. This is a polished piece of art and I think the music benefits greatly from the somewhat fuller production without losing it's low-fi appeal. My favorite Mountain Goats CD so far even though I have barely scratched the surface of MGs material that is available. This is a great place to start exploring the Mountain Goats musical landscape..
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on October 4, 2005
Since 1992, John Darnielle has been creating lo-fi plot-centered music as the Mountain Goats.

Darnielle's style has always been to tell stories through song. We're not talking anything like a musical here, nothing quite so coherent as Rent. He tells his stories as a booze-hound trying to recall what he did last night, through a series of clipped, vague, and often unclear flashbacks. Most often, Darnielle lays out his stories through a series of first person stream-of-thought narrations by one or more of the albums characters. This being said, the word `narration' does not fully convey what Darnielle accomplishes through this. The result he has achieved time and time again is an experience akin to watching a person's life through their own eyes during periodic installations of their existence. Frequent listeners may expose themselves to the risk of becoming attached to the characters, who are, perhaps without exception, tragic figures in some fashion. If you want an album with a happy ending, you might try sending John Darnielle some prozac, but for the moment you're out of luck.

Tallahassee, like its predecessors, is as much a story as it is music. Given this fairly unique brand of story telling, listeners who just throw the CD on for background music, or listen distractedly, may find the album very dissatisfactory. Few emotionally powerful stories can be appreciated by half-hearted attention, and Tallahassee is no different.

Focusing on the characters that make up the "Alpha Couple", an unhappy couple who have been the subject of many previous songs, the picture painted throughout this album is of a hopelessly broken marriage, and the couple struggling desperately to fix it. Don't worry, I won't leave you in suspense: they fail utterly in every aspect, save that they manage not to murder each other. But through their failure the listener is made to experience the full spectrum of crippling emotions both high and low that such a failing marriage entails. There are also several good doses of dark humor at its darkest to keep the mood nice and light for the listener.

By the climax of the album, Oceanographer's Choice, there is little doubt left that the aching love the characters feel for one another comes incredibly close to matching the depth of their hatred. Those who, like myself, are familiar with Edward Albee's play, `Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?' may see strong similarities between the Alpha Couple and George and Martha. Those who aren't may just find themselves kind of depressed.

Below, written in a format that behooves a writer, I have reviewed the album track by track, judging each with a thumbs up or thumbs down as I see fit. For those of you who are lazy and just want advice as to which songs they ought most to seek, this is my advice: listening to a track outside the context of the album is much like watching only a scene from a movie. It would be incomplete, and thus give the listener a very incomplete appreciation. This is not recommended. But, if you simply must taste of the album's wares before committing yourself, I would recommend Tallahassee or Game Shows Touch Our Lives. That being said, on with the track-by-track review!

Tallahassee: The album begins with the appropriately titled song Tallahassee. Using lyrics loaded with poetic description (one of Darnielle's specialties), the song that sets the albums opening scene feels almost cinematic. "Window facing an ill-kept front yard / Plums on the tree heavy with nectar / Prayers to summon the destroying angel / Moon stuttering in the sky like film stuck in a projector". Put to relaxing, if ever-so-slightly nervous guitars, the mood of this song can hardly be defied by an attentive listener. Weariness is not an emotion often expressed in any opening, but if I had to pick, that would be the emotion this song best conveys. Not the weariness of any thing in particular, but an overall weariness of life, the sort that comes only after being stressed so much for so long, until one has no more stress to muster. The sort of emotional surrender through which one can actually come out the other side and appreciate the beauty of everything. This song, as with the rest of the album, is told through the narrative of the Alpha Male. Thumbs up

First Few Desperate Hours: The slight nervousness of the first song segways into significantly more intense guitar strumming. "Bad luck comes in from Tampa." the song begins, and this becomes something of choral line. "Bad luck comes in from Tampa/ on the back of a truck / doing 90 down the interstate". As the song progresses, nervousness is clearly the mood of the day, as the characters uncomfortably await the cryptically vague "bad luck" to arrive. Unfortunately, if the listener is like me, they might find the music just slightly too monotonous, and the lyrics just a little too vague to convey the anxiety the characters are feeling. There are some beautiful lyrics, and with time this song has grown on me, but I don't think it's quite what it could have been. Thumbs Down.

Southwood Plantation Road: The song is almost deceptively upbeat in its music, and Darnielle's guitar perfectly accents his lyrics and the overall content of the song. On an almost cheerful tone, the listener is given a taste of how life in the house of the Alpha Couple is going. "I am not gonna lose you / we are going to stay married" Darnielle cheerfully but forcefully insists "On Southwood Plantation Road. Where the dead will walk again / put on their Sunday best / and mingle with unsuspecting Christian men". Both the overarching feel and concept of the album are captured quite well in this song. Love, optimism, pessimism, frustration, and dark humor are all expressed in the same breath by John Darnielle's peppy, upbeat voice. Thumbs Up

Game Shows Touch Our Lives: Set to music so soft and deep that I have always found it hard not to lose myself in it, Game Shows Touch Our Lives is without a doubt my favorite song on the album. It is beyond the limited ability of my ears to distinguish every instrument being played. Whatever the combination, it compliments Darnielle's vocals, which in and of itself could not have been done any better, with absolute perfection. "Shadows crawled across the living room's length / I held onto you with a desperate strength / with everything / everything in me". In my opinion, Darnielle's greatest strength as a performer is his ability to express the sincerity of his lyrics, and there is no better example than this song, in which the main character (the male of the Alpha Couple) expresses his deep desire for everything to simply be okay. "Carried you up the stairs that night / (All of this could be yours, if the price is right) /I heard cars headed down to Oblivion from up on the expressway". Thumbs Up

The House That Dripped Blood: Set to some heated guitar and some of the best use of the harmonica I've experienced, The House That Dripped Blood relates, through a narrator that sounds as if he is trying very hard not to panic, that there are some buried secrets in the house that the Alpha couple can never allow to be exposed. Again, this is done cryptically enough to annoy me somewhat as a listener, as the lyrics never directly mention what is hidden there. The music, however, is most enjoyable, as are the vocals if one can get beyond wondering what their exact meaning is. Thumbs Up

Idylls of the King: A slow pacing, pleasant strumming of guitar, and decent assortment of subtly and not-so-subtly inserted instruments all give this song potential that just never comes together quite right, at least for this listener. The song seems without much direction, both mood and melody-wise, and Darnielle's gentle but cheerful voice just never seems particularly engaged in the songs content. Thumbs Down

No Children: Lyrically, I'm not sure I believe a human being is capable of disliking this song. The guitar and keyboard seem designed mostly as a pretty-sounding drone to augment the lyrics, but they do that quite effectively. The lyrics are so bittersweet and contradictory as to make the song quite funny. "I hope our few remaining friends give up trying to save us / I hope we come up with a failsafe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us" for instance, and such lines as "I hope I lie and tell everyone that you were a good wife / And I hope you die / I hope we both die" sent some of the comically mixed messages the Alpha male sincerely feels. Honestly, the lyrics of the song are great in their entirety. There's not a single line that I don't love. The monotonous music makes the song wear on you after a few listens, but the lyrics make those first few times absolutely golden. Thumbs Up.

See America Right: This song is essentially John Darnielle's experiment in rap. To some drums and guitar he shouts his story of the Alpha male's bad day of car accidents and alcohol withdrawal. The contrast of this song with everything on the CD is more than a little disconcerting to the ear, and outside the context of this album I'm not sure I'd listen to it. However, within the context of the CD, I think it works rather well. The song essentially portrays the Alpha Male finally cracking, while allowing the listener some well needed venting. Thumbs Up

Peacocks: Peacocks is a soft melodious tune with some very pretty guitar work, and it conveys quite well the situation the lyrics paint, in which the Alpha male steps outside one day to find, without explanation, a peacock in his front yard. The utter confusion and befuddlement of the character comes quite well through the gentle, serene music. I'm not sure how well it fits with the rest of the album, but I'm quite fond of it. Thumbs Up

International Small Arms Traffic Blues: What I enjoy about this song can be easily exemplified with the line "Our love is like the border between Greece and Albania / Trucks loaded down with weapons crossing over every night". The lyrics, a series of metaphors for the couple's love that also hint at some very important plot advancement, make the song amusing at the least. Unfortunately, musically speaking, it's not thrilling. Vocally, Darnielle sings with a kind of whiny rasp that doesn't appeal to me. Still, the listener may well find this song good for a few listens. Thumbs Down.

Have to Explode: Set to some relaxing guitar and piano, Have to Explode conveys a gentle sense of tension building between the Alpha couple. I say this because the lyrics would seem to imply a building tension. Personally, however, I just find the song rather soothing. Whatever it was meant to convey, it is rather pretty in both vocals and tune, and whatever purpose I may read into its placement is really only an aside to what it is. And it is rather nice. Thumbs up

Old College Try: This song, gentle and relaxing like the last, manages to establish a decidedly pensive mood as our narrator attempts to make peace with his love while admitting how costly and unlikely a successful mending of their marriage would be. Again, the song carries a feel of exasperated surrender that I find attractive. It's an easy song to get lost in the mid-album shuffle, but a good one. Thumbs up

Oceanographer's Choice: Remember some tracks ago when I wrote that Game Shows Touch Our Lives was undoubtedly my favorite song on the album? I lied, there was more than a touch of doubt. This is only because I find Oceanographer's Choice to be both one of the most intense songs I've ever heard and an almost unfathomably perfect climax to the album. The song begins with the line "Guy in a skeleton costume comes up to the guy in the Superman suit / Runs through him with a broad sword". This practically sums up the song, an intense showdown between the subjects of this drama. Musically, lyrically, and vocally this song just flat out rocks. Thumbs up.

Alpha Rat's Nest: This song, which can only be described as a manically depressing, involves some extremely pop-like upbeat vocals and guitar as our narrator cheerfully describes the continuing cesspool that the Alpha Couple calls married life. "Ah, the lengthening hours in the refinery / Belching fire into the sky / We do our best vampire routines / As we suck the dying hours dry" is sung as if the singer has had one the best day of his life. The listener may easily fail to realize that this is the all the resolution they will be getting from this ongoing drama, and thus the albums ending may seem quite abrupt. But given that half the tracks on Tallahassee, including the introduction, feel very much like the last song of an album, I suppose the more expected soft, mournful tune would be a little redundant. Thumbs up
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on May 21, 2003
I've been a Mountain Goats fan for a few years now and have grown to love the buzzy drone of John Darnielle's tape recorder at the beginning and end of each song. His previous recordings sound as if they are recorded in a bedroom on equipment he found abandoned in an alley, but combined with John's honest and wry vocals the rawness really works. Alas, this album was obviously recorded in a studio by people who knew what they were doing. This sound isn't what I would describe as lush, but most tracks have several instruments and the music has a fuller, more polished sound. As an earlier reviewer noted, this requires some mental gear shifting if you are a fan of this bands earlier albums.
That said, after a few listens, this album really grew on me. The song "See America Right" has moved up the top of my rather competitive list of favorite Mountain Goats songs. It has all of the best aspects of his song writing--a character who has lost control, a road trip, quirky details, and chilling honesty. "My love is like a dark cloud full of rain that's always right there up above you." And, this song especially is one that really works with the bigger, fuller sound. I always have trouble describing to my friends the genre filled by the Mountain Goats, but this song is ROCK my friends, driving, intense, angry, the sort of music you just have to damage your hearing with by playing at maximum volumn. So you'll be deaf at 40. Sacrifices must be made for music this good.
All that said, if you've never listened to a Mountain Goats album before, hunt down Sweden or Full Force Gailsburg first. I own, Lord, eight Mountain Goat albums now? Nine? It's all good, but some is more good than others.
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on March 1, 2011
Perhaps the most well-known release from The Mountain Goats is this, Tallahassee. It contains the track "No Children," which was my first proper introduction to John Darnielle's work with The Mountain Goats, like many others before me I'm sure.

The album's story revolves around the multifaceted relationship between the fictional main character and his wife. I assume the characters here are the same ones present in other songs in the "Alpha" series. On the surface, it's a simple album about our protagonist's faltering relationship with his wife; how he seemingly constantly has to rationalize their marriage and their staying together. Underneath, there are the odd and sometimes outrageous tales that make up this dynamic, from the lovers' flare-ups of infatuation, to moments of sincere hatred and loathing, and the overall sense of helplessness that comes with a dying affection.

Apart from the story, and perhaps just as outstanding is the fact that this album is the first of its kind in The Mountain Goats' chronology. The frequency spectrum is no longer clouded with the gentle hum of the Panasonic RX-FT500 or the inherent distortion from its sub-par microphone. Instead, this album was recorded in a more "proper" studio, if there is such a thing, on more high-fidelity equipment, and there are even tracks here that receive the "full band treatment" which break the glorious monotony of Darnielle's solo lamentations for the voice and heavily-strummed steel-string acoustic guitar.

As an album and a collection of songs, "Tallahassee" is perfect. The straightforward and literal lyricism meshed with the overall sound of the recording are magnificent, and the storyline becomes even more complex and enthralling with each new listen to the album. If I were going to recommend an album to a first time listener of The Mountain Goats, this would be that album. Given a good number of listens, "Tallahassee" will make the listener yearn to seek out more of Darnielle's magnificent songwriting (unless said listener has no respect for music).
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on December 28, 2010
This is perhaps my favorite album to come from this band, which is saying a great deal because I believe the Mountain Goats to be my favorite band and I love every song they've produced. The songs from this album, primarily "Old College Try" and "No Children", are what got me hooked into this band's lyrical ability. Like most who discovered the Mountain Goats in the recent years, I originally heard their music mixed into scenes from the third season of Moral Orel. I already loved Moral Orel's concept of the hyper realistic illustrations of a supposed "moral" society entrenched in bouts of self loathing and escapisim, but when "Old College Try" and/or "No Children" added melody to these moments in just the right way, I had to know who was behind it. Also, at that time in my life, I was dealing with a severe depression, and the last thing I wanted were unaffected individuals telling me how wonderful life was and coaching me through this "phase" in my life. No, what I wanted was something or someone down at that black, pathetic rock bottom with me. My depression wasn't of that teenage "rebel against my parents and society" for my girlfriend breaking up with my kind of thing, it was a depression wrought by the sheer and utter realization of all of our impending deaths, and the futility of my ignorance towards it. And in this respect, this album and all subsequent Mountain Goat's songs shared that pain and vision with me. It connected a mutual understanding with me that no other human being had. This is what I perceive their music to be. Not for the faint of heart. Not for happy-go-lucky, not for the ignorant. This album is about pain. Not pain in an empassioned Lincoln Park "crawling in my skin" kind of way, but a mellodramatic kind of sorrow one must feel when their car is parked on the tracks, a train is coming towards them, and their is nothing they can or will do. This is hardcore, hyper real poetry put to song, and I loved every minute of it. I'm still at that bottom looking up, but I am so glad to have the Mountain Goats supplying my soundtrack.
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on December 25, 2006
At a recent concert, John Darnielle told the audience that there will come a day when 'No Children' will no longer be funny. However, that day has yet to come.

Like other albums, 'Tallahasse' follows a loose narrative with reoccurring characters: here they are an unhappily married couple who have decided to stick it out despite (or maybe because of) their mutual hatred. With a subject like that, one might expect angsty lyrics about wallowing in misery. Instead, we get quirky, almost perky songs with words like 'On Southwood Plantation Road. Where the dead will walk again, put on their Sunday best, and mingle with unsuspecting Christian men'.

The only possible disappointment is that if you want to know the words, you'll have to figure them out yourself or look them up online, as the CD does not come with the lyrics. Instead you get a booklet with a little story blurb and some quotes which match the tone of the album perfectly and, in my opinion, more than justify the lack of a more traditional CD insert.
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on May 5, 2008
Wow, I did not know that this album could get better except when I got the LP version of it.

The Mountain Goats are one of the greatest singer/songwriter types of bands ever and with this album, a story album about the "alpha couple", a man and woman, drunk most of the time, and constantly on the edge of divorce or murder, the story is told more beautifully than one would think.

The album opens slowly, with a simple guitar riff and amazingly sung vocal melodies. Then picks up and as the story goes through it's ups and downs, so does the music. After you listen to "No Chilren", you figure that has to be the climax, but it is only the beginning since it if followed by the songs "See America Right" and just keeps going.

Anyone that has ever had any real feelings for someone knows of the pain and sometimes hatred that can happens, and the feeling that you cannot live without the other though.

Buy it and listen to it, and all of the other tMG albums also.
High Point: Tracks 7 and 8 that I mentioned earlier.
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on February 8, 2003
You would think one voice and one guitar would get pretty wearying after this many years. John Darnielle maybe thought so too as the production on his new record is a lot fuller and some tracks have more than one instrument. Fantastic! Not that he needed to do any of this as his sheer lyrical ability and tunefullness could carry an album of twice this length. Mark my words this is an album that will greatly increase Darnielle's profile.
If you are a fan of literacy in music, sincerity, humour, a good tune, and a concept album that is actually engaging then buy this record now. Please.
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on December 8, 2002
John Darnielle will improve your life, make you feel better about the future of music, make you cry. His lyrics are inventive, honest and heartbreaking. His style is simple and this ablum is such a lovely, coherent whole as to let you get to know it. Shake its hand. Buy it, buy it, buy it. Tallahassee is about a couple whose marriage is falling apart and they try to save it via a cross-country road trip. This music gives away secrets, tells you where its from, and lets you know where its going. It's lo-fi, mostly acoustic, and John Darnielle's voice is perfect in its expressiveness, its unprettiness.
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on June 22, 2010
First, I would refer you to the reviews of this album on page for the CD (as opposed to the MP3 album). This album was my first exposure to the Mountain Goats, and though I have heard and own other releases from the band none of them surpass this one.

Starting off with the eloquent imagery and quiet anguish of the title track, the album is agonized, ironic and heartfelt. From the tragic hopefulness of "Southwood Plantation Road" and "Game Shows Touch Our Lives" to the cryptic tenderness of "International Small Arms Traffic Blues" to the gritty intensity of "See America Right," Darnielle and his band deliver track after track of what makes this band exceptional. The production values are cleaner than some earlier releases, but still not quite as polished as later releases, and some of the songs take a bit of getting used to at first listen, but once they're in your bloodstream you won't be able to live without them. Unforgettable lines like ". . . The way those eyes I've always loved illuminate this place like a trash can fire in a prison cell, like the searchlights in the parking lots of hell . . ." from "Old College Try" are a small sampling of what you're in for when you visit Darnielle's Tallahassee. And finally, this one is worth getting if for no other reason than to own the jubilant bitterness of "No Children," still one of the band's most enjoyable and popular songs. (I saw the Mountain Goats last week and this one brought the house down, with everyone in the place roaring along to these amazing lyrics).

The Goats may be one of those groups you either love or hate. They're certainly not for everyone. I never heard a Mountain Goats album that wasn't worth listening to, and all of them have their strengths and weaknesses, but it doesn't get any better than "Tallahassee."
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