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Tapped Out: Rear Naked Chokes, the Octagon, and the Last Emperor: An Odyssey in Mixed Martia l Arts Paperback – Illustrated, October 2, 2012
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As a younger man, Matthew Polly traveled to the Shaolin Temple in China and spent two years training with the monks who had invented the ancient art of kung fu. Fifteen years later, his weakness for Chinese takeout and Jack Daniel’s had taken its toll. Firmly into middle age and far removed from his past athletic triumphs, Polly decided to risk it all one last time. Out of shape and over the hill, he jumped headlong into the world of MMA.
In Tapped Out, Polly chronicles his grueling yet redeeming two-year journey through an often misunderstood sport. From Thailand to Russia, Manhattan to Las Vegas, Polly studied with the best trainers, concluding with a six-month fight camp at Randy Couture’s legendary gym. He explores the history of fighting sports and joins a fascinating subculture of men who roll around on sweaty mats with one another in appreciation of the purity of contained combat. And in the end, Polly straps on the gloves, gets into the cage, and squares off with a fighter fifteen years younger.
An honest and humorous look at a hard-core sport, Tapped Out is a fascinating look into the fastest growing sport in America and what it takes to be an MMA fighter.- Print length320 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherAvery
- Publication dateOctober 2, 2012
- Dimensions5.29 x 0.85 x 8.01 inches
- ISBN-10159240619X
- ISBN-13978-1592406197
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“Matt Polly's Tapped Out succeeds where all other MMA-related books fail: it tells a fight story for both the male and female reader.” — MMAConvert.com
“You have to give credit to the author for making a huge investment in proper training, the opportunity cost that he could have spent on more lucrative gigs, as well as the emotional pain Polly endured on the road to glory.” — TheSweetScience.com
“He’s a fighter. Not just a writer.” — New Hampshire NPR
“Hypnotic…Tapped Out manages to humanize a sport once demonized as “human cockfighting” by deconstructing the stereotype of the martial-arts tough guy.”
--The New York Times
“You have to give credit to the author for making a huge investment in proper training, the opportunity cost that he could have spent on more lucrative gigs, as well as the emotional pain Polly endured on the road to glory.”
--TheSweetScience.com
“He’s a fighter. Not just a writer.”
--New Hampshire NPR
“The Best MMA Book of 2012.”
—The Bleacher Report
“A vivid, breezy read.”
—Sports Illustrated
“Polly’s self-deprecation in the painful learning process stands out as much as the witty prose. His delivery is Plimpton-esque.”
—ESPN.com
“It is safe to say that if George Plimpton, the fellow who embodied participatory sports writing by pitching to Major League Baseball all-stars, playing quarterback for the Detroit Lions, and otherwise humiliating himself, were still alive, he’d cringe at Polly’s endeavor.”
—The Boston Globe
“Polly takes his training seriously, but as a writer, he never takes himself too seriously, which is one reason why his book works as well as it does.”
—Bill Littlefield, NPR’s "It’s Only a Game"
“A gregarious and charming protagonist, Polly comes across as self-deprecating, yet his enthusiasm and passion for martial arts are unmistakable. Readers familiar with MMA will be gratified to hear how affable their heroes are and will recognize themselves in the author’s shoes. Those who previously lacked knowledge of this modern craze will respect both Polly, for undertaking this odyssey, and the fighters whose grueling training regimens he followed.”
—Publishers Weekly
“Polly is hilarious as a narrator. He gets beaten, tossed, choked, and twisted like a dishrag on every page, yet maintains a humble sense of humor that is both charming and unique. Tapped Out is so in-your-face good you’ll check your jaw for bruises.”
—CultureMob.com
“Polly’s memoir of a middle-aged, thoroughly out-of-shape couch potato’s quest to become a UFC-style cage warrior is one of the funniest yet most insightful books that I’ve come across in quite a while.”
—SecondAct.com
“Tapped Out is a knockout for MMA fans, who will laugh at the intimate portraits Polly sketches of some of the sport’s most famous personalities. But it also works for those not familiar with the sport. It may even inspire you to start training. I say buy it and read it. You won’t be disappointed.”
—OpposingViews.com
“In between throwing up on the subway following training sessions and getting yelled at by Xtreme Couture coaches for his terrible diet, Polly actually learned a great deal about this sport and its denizens, and the book is a must-read for any MMA fan.”
—Ben Fowlkes, MMAFighting.com
“Tapped Out has a big heart that will make you enjoy its quirks as much as its virtues. It’s a delight to read and has a much greater mass appeal than most of its contemporaries. This book is a must-read for the MMA fan and a probably-should-read for everyone else.”
—TheFightNerd.com
“Matt Polly’s Tapped Out succeeds where all other MMA-related books fail: it tells a fight story for both the male and female reader.”
—MMAConvert.com
“Polly earned my respect. He’s got a ton of heart. He did the work and played the part.”
—Randy Couture, former UFC heavyweight champion
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- Publisher : Avery; Illustrated edition (October 2, 2012)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 320 pages
- ISBN-10 : 159240619X
- ISBN-13 : 978-1592406197
- Item Weight : 9.1 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.29 x 0.85 x 8.01 inches
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- #50 in Martial Artist Biographies
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Author Matthew Polly takes this Walter Mitty fantasy to literal levels in his newest book, TAPPED OUT. Polly is no stranger to participatory sports journalism in the George Plimpton vein. His earlier book, AMERICAN SHAOLIN, chronicled his apprenticeship in Chinese martial arts while living and studying at Shaolin Temples.
Here, Polly undertakes to transform himself from a 240-lb. schlub into a ripped and buff mixed martial artist, and to do so in his late 30's. A tall order!
To get ready, he plans to assemble various pieces of his MMA arsenal - grappling, jiu-jitsu and striking. He offers an insider's perspective on some of the Mecca's of MMA training. He begins with Renzo Gracie's jiu-jitsu academy in New York City. Je comes under the tutelage of BJJ guru John Danaher. When Polly notices that Renzo never seems to be around, he asks one of the instructors about it, inquiring as to what exactly Renzo does at the gym. The answer, "He collects the money."
After working on some semblance of a ground game, Polly then gravitates to the domain of Phil Nurse, the eminent Muay Thai coach to learn the rudiments of striking and kicking. With every bruised rib and sore leg, the reader empathizes with Polly's gritty attempts to transform himself into a fighter.
From New York City, Polly then ventures to the Capital of MMA, Las Vegas, where he signs on to train at Xtreme Couture, the lair of the legendary Randy Couture. Here, Polly plans to "put it all together" in order to get ready for one amateur MMA fight organized in Sin City by an outfit called Tuff-E- Nuff.
MMA fans will enjoy some of the insider scuttlebutt that comes through in Polly's narrative. For example, you get the impression that Georges St. Pierre is a genuinely nice guy, as his Randy Couture. You also get the impression that many MMA insiders find Matt Hughes to be a dick.
TAPPED OUT builds to a climax as Polly sweats and suffers to make weight at 185 lbs. and to take on in an amateur exhibition a striker who trains at Nellis Air Force Base outside of Vegas. Can a dilettante like Polly - whose mid-section muffin top might earn him the MMA moniker Roly-Polly - survive in the Octagon against a younger opponent?
(No spoilers here. You'll have to find out yourself by reading TAPPED OUT.)
Matthew Polly has a fun sense of humor and, while he takes his quest seriously, he does not take himself seriously. His humor is a breath of fresh air and he does not try to come across as any modern day "American Samurai."
If you are an MMA fan, you owe it to yourself to read TAPPED OUT. It is a quick read, I thoroughly enjoyed it, though your mileage may vary. Even if you are not a UFC or MMA fan, TAPPED OUT makes for an engaging and entertaining read.
The book is loosely structured into three parts: (1) time spend training jiu-jitsu in New York, (2) time spent studying Muay Thai kickboxing and Sambo, and (3) Polly's six-month training period at Xtreme Couture in Vegas. After his Vegas training session, he tests his skills one night in an amateur fight for Tuff-N-Uff promotions in New Orleans.
Among the strengths of the book, the plot is well structured. The story engages the reader well and we're interested in knowing what the narrator decides to do next; however, Polly is more content to crack a self-deprecating joke about his lack of skills or lack of physical fitness than he is to wax philosophical about the life changes he was forced to make to write the book. And there were some serious life changes involved. Polly had to leave his new bride for a six-month-long trip to Vegas to train at Xtreme Couture, and besides us learning that his wife didn't particular like this idea, we never get down into the nitty-gritty emotional pull this effected. Neither do we get deep into his relationships with his teammates or coaches. We learn that Polly became friends with Gina Caruna, Randy Couture, interviewed Fedor, and trained with some of the best coaches of jiu-jitsu and MMA. The complexity of these relationships got merely summarized.
Scenes seem forced. Polly writes scenes from events in which he seems not to have enough notes or material. For example, on page 71 we get a five-page scene about Pollys' brief encounter with a marine and a local Thai fisherman-boy, and their excursion from a local Thai kickboxing match to a nearby bar. The marine winds up passed out. Polly finally revives him. Then the scene ends and the two minor characters are never to be heard from again. The book moves on, as if this was a parenthetical five pages. Nothing in this scene draws an emotional response from the reader or drives the narrative forward. The book always seems stuck in first gear like this, never quite building any kind suspense.
Some weird narrative techniques are used, such as Polly taking prose from the prologue and repeating it later in the book. It's hard to determine if this was intentional or not.
The best parts of the book are the interesting passages that begin to draw emotional pull, but fall short because Polly never builds upon them. For instance, early on in the book, one of Polly's trainers describes Polly as a martial artist, not a fighter. What's the difference? Fighters train to defeat their opponents; martial artists train to defeat themselves. This is profound stuff. The book is sprinkled with great insight like this; however, rich insightful reporting which would require vulnerability from the narrator, gets abandoned along with the profiles of the MMA stars that I was hoping for, in favor of jokes. Throughout the book, Polly's coaches keep reminding him to keep his hands up. When he fights he always forgets this advice. But as a writer, Polly finally remembers it: he refuses to open up.




