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I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f
on August 4, 2016
I'm highly upset I paid 18.99 for a 8" Ted Bear who's supposed to say: Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f!#ing retarded.
• You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'
• Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!
• Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise).
• Oh f!# that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, !#hole? Where's my ring, mother f!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f!#! C'mon! BUT I don't hear him saying the phrases I paid for and it's static too. Man.... Can I get the bear I paid for or get a refund?.