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Product Details

  • Paperback: 144 pages
  • Publisher: Dybbuk Press, LLC (May 23, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0976654601
  • ISBN-13: 978-0976654605
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,087,096 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I am disappoint.

Yes, I just used an over-used internet (lol cat) meme to (in my opinion) adequately describe my feelings about this book in the spirit of this book.

Four 5-star and two 4-star reviews? Seriously? Who is reading this book? I thought I was getting a crazy-dark fiction book, something a step beyond the horror genre. I get a depressed, Jewish, Big Bad Wolf, 20-somethings who can't grow up, a werewolf vs. The Peppercorn Rent (with the last name of Lupine - really?), and... I can't even go on - I started skimming. I didn't finish. I read a lot (according to my goodreads profile, 266 books in the last three years), and I really try not to judge a book by it's cover. I really should have my an exception in this case. I've read that short stories are the most difficult of writing styles, as authors have to fit into thirty pages what some put into one-thousand. The reader needs to at least be able to form some kind of assumption, draw some conclusion - they need to be able to figure out what's happening - based on what they're reading: these stories just don't do that. Okay, the Peppercorn story does... but even so - it just wasn't good. I guess it boils down to I didn't care - what happened, was was going to happen... there was nothing I liked about any of it and it wasn't exciting or original.

The formatting was REALLY bad, as well. I don't know if this is an Amazon problem, a publisher problem, or a Kindle (which I guess *would* be Amazon) problem, but it was insanely distracting and I would have asked for my money back if I hadn't borrowed it from the Kindle Owner's Lending Library.
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This was in the horror section it there were no horror stories in it. Disappointment for days. The stories were just boring slice of life hooie. Yuk
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No editorial vison. Skip this one. There is no indication in this book anywhere of what the unifying theme or selection criteria was. Even that might have bumped up the quality some. Some kind of interstitial material to help us see the qualities the editor saw in these stories. And some words somewhere so the editor could editorialize on his own book.

Some of the stories are good, but they are wasted here.
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There are no teddy bears, cannibals or massacres in this book, but there are some things on the same level of strange.

Some are definitely aimed at adults (as in not appropriate for children). A rather long story right in the middle seems more like a humorous memoir and totally doesn't fit with the general horror theme. Then again, I'm not sure this actually has a theme.

The majority of the stories are either creepy or scary. A few are really well done.

Overall, I enjoyed this read, though I probably shouldn't have read them just before going to bed. Recommended for folks who like short story collections, horror, and a little humor.
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An interesting concept but I was turned off by most of the stories before I gave up altogether. Just not for me.
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