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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal) (Volume 2) Paperback – October 9, 2012

by The Oatmeal (Author), Matthew Inman (Author)
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"Forget zombies. A terrible menace looms: the purring furball. Fortunately, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You reveals the coming kitty apocalypse." (Deirdre Donahue, USA Today)

"The Oatmeal is itself an online sensation and Inman a web comics superstar, making this a surefire winner." (Publishers Weekly)

"The Oatmeal is one of the funniest and most creative sites on the Web. It mixes the absurd with the educational with the silly to get a site that appeals to all ages and types." (The Huffington Post)

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Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, The Oatmeal is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. The Oatmeal is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Andrews McMeel Publishing; Original ed. edition (October 9, 2012)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 136 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1449410243
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-7547216149
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.11 pounds
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 7 x 0.5 x 9 inches
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    I'm a cartoonist who lives in Seattle, Washington with two cats and two dogs. My favorite food is peanut butter and my least favorite food is an absence of peanut butter.

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    The Oatmeal is a comics and articles website created in 2009 by cartoonist Matthew Inman (born September 24, 1982), who uses the comic's name as his nickname. The website features comics drawn by Inman, quizzes, and occasional articles. Inman lives in the Fremont area of Seattle, Washington, United States, and his second published collection is How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Very nice
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5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect present.
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Llegó en condiciones aceptables, bastante entretenido y muy recomendable para practicar lectura en inglés. No es un libro que se toma el tema en serio, es bastante parecido a las tiras cómicas que uno encuentra por Internet, pero es bastante entretenido. Lo recomiendo 👌🏼
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