Just like the song says, on that ride, at the most famous theme park in the world.
A package arrived today, and I open it at my front door. Was overwhelmed by the stench of some laundry detergent, Tide, Gain or whatever. But the only thing in this package is a bag of walnuts. Which i remove from shipping box, while gagging from the toxic smell. Left it outside for an hour but it still reeked.
Because of warehousing, this bag of walnuts was impregnated by stinking laundry detergent. Yep, bet if I open this bag, little boxes of laundry detergent will pop out crying mama!
It took a few applications of H2o2 and ACV with wipe down between each application. Before i could even bring this bag of walnuts into my home. Still has that scent, but far less.
UPDATE: Days later have opened package. Now that the scent on the outside of bag is faint. Inside, was the smell of what seemed to be quality walnuts. So, I ate two halves. Initially finding a decent walnut taste with a slight bitterness at finish. Then a lingering taste I recognize from exposure to antibacterial products. Followed by a headache and my tongue having a stinging sensation. Along with a few seconds of heartburn. Then briefly, like a burp i could taste/smell that scent this bag reeked of upon arrival.
And it's all Nature's fault.
That's right, you know the birds and the bees. The flowers and trees.
Because if birds would attack as shown in that movie thriller by Alfred Hitchcock... or if bees were crazed killers like people... and trees fell on all those who start wildfires... and why, oh why, can't flowers blind with their beauty.
Then Earth would not be overrun by people with their horrible, nasty, toxic activities. While I'm at it, Hey, you Oceans! Why do you allow people to make you, their toilet. Rise up and flush all their crap onto the land. Making a pile taller than Mt Everest. People would turn it into a National Park then trample it down. How befitting, like pigs wallowing in their slop.
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