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Text Wars: May the Text be With You ... (An Accidentally in Love Story Book 3) by [Whitney Dineen, Melanie Summers]

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Text Wars: May the text be with you...

I'm Serafina Lopez, and I'm an astrologer. No, not the airy-fairy type who wears long flowy skirts and enormous hoop earrings—you know, unless I want to. I'm an uber-serious businesswoman.

My popular lifestyle app, "Live for you Star Sign," is getting so big, I've just been asked to be a guest on New York's most-watched morning show. To say I'm thrilled would be the biggest understatement of all time. This TV segment is going to launch my career into the stratosphere.

Imagine my surprise when I show up on set to find out that I'm not the only guest. They've also invited astrophysicist Ben Williams from NASA to come on at the same time. (I'm not sure if you know this, but astrologers and rocket scientists aren't exactly sympatico.)

It's 100% hate at first sight (with maybe a tiny dose of lust thrown in—I'm not blind). Too bad he's a total jerk who slings insults at my career like a professional pie thrower. But I'm not one to sit back and take it.

Our explosive chemistry sets records for the network's viewing audience, which means we're asked to host a weekly segment...together.

Unable to turn down the career opportunity of a lifetime, I agree to work with Dr. Grumpy McGorgeous Nerd Pants. Unable to act maturely, we end up communicating by text instead of talking when we're off air (and sometimes on).

Just when I think it can't get any worse, the network sends us to Florida for a conference at the NASA Mothership. When we arrive, we find out we'll be stuck sharing the same hotel room for two long, hot Florida nights.

And that's when it happens. Somewhere in the haze of hating him, I wind up wanting him. But there's no way I can fall for someone who doesn't respect my beliefs.

Can I?

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“What did you do with my model?” I hiss at Ben Williams as soon as he’s seated next to me. He rolls his eyes.

“Obviously I murdered him and stuffed his body in the closet so I could make my lifelong dream of coming on national television as a complete moron come true.”

Before I can slay him with a witty comeback, Lacey waves her hands frantically to shut me up. Then she turns to the camera and gushes, “Welcome back to Wake Up America! In case you’re just joining us, we have astrophysicist Dr. Ben Williams on today, here to talk about NASA’s Earth Two project. But before we get to Dr. Williams, Serafina Lopez, creator of the smashing Live for Your Star Sign app, is going to give us a fashion-forward look for your star sign.”

Hal continues, “We had a surprise model in the form of Dr. Williams here. Tell us, Ben, are you really a Gemini?”

“I have no idea.”

“According to our research, you are,” Lacey hurries to say. “You’d think you’d know that, being a rocket scientist and all.”

Dr. Grumpy Pants pauses, then slowly explains, “Science is the systematic, logical, and relentless pursuit of knowledge to help us better understand the universe and all things in it. Astrology is the pursuit of unsuspecting people’s money through trickery, predictions so vague they could apply to anyone in any given location, and blatant insensitivity to empirical evidence.”

He glances at me, then turns back to Lacey. “For you to presume I should possess the knowledge of which utterly irrelevant category I land in based on my date of birth is about as useful as knowing which house I’d fit into at Hogwarts. It’s meaningless. It’s nothing more than a party game.”

I glare at him sending the following psychic communication: Watch out Dr. Williams, it's on...

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"The first couple of chapters lured me in completely and I knew I wouldn't be putting this book down soon. The authors skillfully move the story from one humorous conflict to the next, endearing Serafina and Ben to the reader. The characters are well-developed, with strong opposing personalities; Serafina would blame it on their stars. When they finally find something they both agree on, sparks fly for a different reason. A text throws their equilibrium for a loop that even the stars could not predict. Overall, I love this series. You know the authors were having fun writing these books as they come alive with vivid characters and events." --Readers Favorite, 5 stars

"These books are like Sex in the City for the texting generation, They are the BEST escape and I can't wait to get my hands on each as they come out. Sera and Ben are delightfully funny and seemingly mismatched, but that just makes their journey all the more fun. Read this series now, you won't be disappointed!" --USA Today bestselling author, Becky Monson

"The Sun and the Moon are nothing compared to the love I feel for you." The writing duo Whitney Dineen and Melaine Summers show what they can do to make you laugh out loud with their incredible over-the-top stories, one more outrageous than the last." --AJ Book Remarks

"This series is perfect for Netflix! I laughed so much while reading this book I was left a little heartbroken that Sera and Ben aren't real. But you know what, they're real to me and I want to text them to meet up so I can witness their adorableness in person." --USA Today bestselling author, Diana Orgain

"When a comically mismatched couple is thrown together on morning television, sparks fly! I loved Sera and Ben's story SO much! I want more ...." --USA Today Bestselling author, Delancey Stewart

"Humor, conflict, adorable characters-- what more could you want in the perfect romcom? Text Wars has it all and I wish it didn't end!" --Amazon bestselling author, Annabelle Costa

"Whitney and Melanie are quickly becoming my go-to authors for a good laugh? Where do they come up with these ideas? I want MORE!" --USA Today bestselling author, Kate O'Keeffe

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08ZGP6FCF
Publication date ‏ : ‎ May 4, 2021
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 633 KB
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
Print length ‏ : ‎ 306 pages

Best Sellers Rank: #93,109 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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- #523 in Fiction Satire
- #5,381 in Romantic Comedy (Kindle Store)

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Whitney Dineen
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USA Today Bestselling author Whitney Dineen is a rock star in her own head. While delusional about her singing abilities, there’s been a plethora of validation that she’s a fairly decent author (AMAZING!!!). After winning many writing awards and selling nearly a kabillion books (math may not be her forte, either), she’s decided to let the voices in her head say whatever they want (sorry, Mom). She also won a fourth-place ribbon in a fifth-grade swim meet in backstroke. So, there’s that.
Whitney loves to play with her kids (a.k.a. dazzle them with her amazing flossing abilities), bake stuff, eat stuff, and write books for people who "get" her. She thinks french fries are the perfect food and Mrs. Roper is her spirit animal.
***Super fans, please check out my reading group Eat, Laugh, Love on Facebook for early announcements and other good stuff: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1145541502567944
***If you're the average run of the mill fan, go here--where you will still have plenty of fun: https://www.facebook.com/Whitney-Dineen-Author-11687019412
First Place at the Top Shelf Book Awards, 2020
Gold Medal winner at the International Readers' Favorite Awards, 2017.
Silver medal winner at the International Readers' Favorite Awards, 2015, 2016, 2019, 2020
Finalist RONE Awards, 2016, 2018, 2019.
Finalist at the IRFA 2016, 2017.
Finalist at the Book Excellence Awards, 2017
Finalist Top Shelf Indie Book Awards, 2017
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Melanie Summers
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Melanie Summers is a multi-award-winning, Amazon best-selling author of romantic comedies and women’s fiction. She’s written over thirty books for people who have had it up to here with the real world and need to laugh, feel good, and sigh happily. When she’s not writing, she can be found either out for a walk somewhere nature-y with her two dogs and her husband or soaking in a hot bath (i.e., hiding from her three teenage children). Melanie resides on Vancouver Island, Canada where her life goal is to become one of those fabulous people who take daily ice baths in the ocean. So far, she can get in up to her ankles, which is not awful, thank you very much.
Website: www.melaniesummersbooks.com
Email: melanie@melaniesummersbooks.com
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Kim Barham

Love it!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 24, 2023

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At first this seemed just like another cheesy love story. BUT there were so many unexpected twists and turns, it became a thrilling adventure to finish the read. Good job!

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🔭Written in the stars?🌠 Maybe, maybe not!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 4, 2021

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I loved this easy, breezy romcom that conjures up comparisons to some of the best classic and contemporary combative couples on the big screen. The leads in this story start as enemies, unable to agree about anything, and their fiery conflict makes them the perfect foils for a lively morning talk show segment. Serafina is a take charge entrepreneur; Ben is a skeptical astrophysicist with no time or patience for Serafina's theories on astrological influences on life and love. It's a good set-up and the authors have constructed their story with some fabulous idiosyncratic family who add their heaps of zany to the couple's romance. And who could forget Ben's cat Mr. Spock?!

This was a fun, enemies to lovers, closed door romance. I liked LOL opening of The Text God, the preceding book in the series, a bit more, but this Dineen/Summers series of standalone romcoms has me hooked. I'm already anticipating book four!

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Cathy P

Sera and Ben

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on January 1, 2022

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Super cute and fun romance. The dreamer and the nerd clash, until they don't. Really liked these characters and the storyline. The conflict resolution was well done. I smiled most of this book. Summary cover basics.
This is a standalone with no cliffhanger and no cheating. Closed door steam, only kissing. No language. Told from H and h POV.

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Romantic RN!

GREAT READ! FUNNY, CHARMING!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 6, 2022

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I read a ton of e books. I have never laughed out loud, shed a tear, and loved a book more. Thank you for bringing me this story when I needed a distraction in my life.

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SLF

When opposites attract

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 4, 2021

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Not only do opposites attract but the enemies to lovers scenario plays double time. There are some rather outlandish scenes in the book but it is all in good fun. Lactose intolerance also plays a role in this crazy story. Astrophysicist Ben is an opinionated nerd who looks down on those who practice astrology. Yale graduate Serafina has a successful career that relates all aspects of people's lives to their star sign. Needless to say they don't see eye to eye. I loved the banter between the two of them, Seraphina's grandparents, Charley and even Spock. It was a fun read and a few of the characters from other Texting books made cameo appearances. The only downside is that Ben and Serafina were a little immature at times - especially Serafina. I expected a little more of her but still thoroughly enjoyed the book.

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A Veracious Reader

Good cute and worth the read

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 5, 2021

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I've read all the books in this series so far. They are nice and sweet perfect beachy fluff. The humor is cute but not laugh out loud. The love scenes are warm but not steamy. The editing and pacing are nice. The characters are fun but the "big drama" that creates the breakup just makes you want to smack them both for how easily it could have been avoided or reconciled. I have a lot of books/series on my TBR list and this one was NOT a waste of my time. It's perfect for when you're in the mood for a lighthearted romance that doesn't require a lot of thinking. I will definitely be watching for the next one, too.

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Gina B

Laugh out loud love story!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on May 29, 2022

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I can't put this series down. It has taken over my life! Two total opposites, can they make it work? The ups and downs make this a read through your workday kind of book. You don't have to read the series in order but where is the fun in that?

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 6, 2022

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This astronomical rocket rode of the romance of Astrophysicist Ben and Astrologist, Serafina was as fun as the other text/love stories and a great read

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melinda swaine

This book ticked all my boxes, I swooned and I sighed, I smiled and I giggled!!

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on May 6, 2021

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A steamy sweet rom com that will have you giggling and swooning from the start! I read straight through without stopping. I was captured from the first word. This story is just superb. This book ticked all my boxes, I swooned and I sighed, I smiled and I giggled. Trust me when I say, if you're looking for a feel-good story that will have you laughing and smiling then look no further. Please one click this gem of a read. Happy reading everyone!

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Easy read

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on February 11, 2022

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Of course like all rom coms this is very much a work of fiction. But if you enjoy likeable characters, an easy to follow plot with a few laughs thrown in. This little escape from reality is for you.

Ramona

Absolutely loved it

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on August 8, 2021

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This book was super funny! I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt! It was definitely an interesting rom-com with a great plot! Definitely recommend it!

Lia Ludkiewicz

Star crazed?

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on June 27, 2021

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The story was well told . It unfolded always with enough detail to understand what was going on. Very funny and clever.

Ally

The authors are so creative

Reviewed in Australia 🇦🇺 on March 26, 2022

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This series offers laughs as well as storylines that are different. I am one hundred percent compatible with them and hope they keep adding to the series.

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