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That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale Paperback – December 10, 2020
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"If she doesn’t seem like she did before, maybe that’s not your mommy anymore. And when this happens, you must go! Here is how you’re sure to know. . ."
In the ongoing effort to warn an unprepared world of the rising danger from zombie attacks, one vulnerable group has been left out — small children. That's Not Your Mommy Anymore offers social workers, counselors, and educators a helpful new tool to communicate with hard-to-reach at-risk youth. This inviting and entertaining story helps early readers understand for themselves that a mom who has fresh brain casserole in the oven instead of her usual meatloaf is probably not their mommy anymore.
This utterly twisted and incredibly funny take on the classic children’s book genre tells an entertaining story in rhyming text even as it teaches other telltale signs that mom has been bitten by a zombie! Rabid zombie fans will be highly entertained by this hilarious parody that adult readers are sure to love as much as the real children books they enjoyed as kids.
- Print length32 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateDecember 10, 2020
- Dimensions8.5 x 0.08 x 8.5 inches
- ISBN-10156975926X
- ISBN-13978-1569759264
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"It's like Dr. Seuss meets Night of the Living Dead. Which to me is a perfect childhood!" --As It Happens, CBC Radio
"The double page spread that pays winking tribute to the most famous zombie film characters is worth the cover price alone." --Horror World
"That's Not Your Mommy Anymore is a beautifully illustrated and fun to read book which helps kids spot the early warning signs of zombiism." --SuicideGirls.com
"Chronicling the zombie apocalypse through a Seuss-esque filter, the colorful book serves as both a valuable narrative for adults and cleverly disguised survival guide for children." --Geekscape.net
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Through his work Matt knows that there will be tens of millions of zombie moms in the coming pandemic, and so he's dedicated his life and this little book to helping people of all ages better prepare for the day their moms try to eat them.
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- Publisher : Ulysses Press; 0 edition (December 10, 2020)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 32 pages
- ISBN-10 : 156975926X
- ISBN-13 : 978-1569759264
- Item Weight : 3.53 ounces
- Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.08 x 8.5 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,931,811 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #2,006 in Parody
- #2,191 in Parenting & Families Humor
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Matt Mogk is the Founder and Head of the Zombie Research Society (ZRS), the premiere organization for the advancement of zombie knowledge and respect in the Arts and Sciences.
He earned a Masters degree from New York University Film School where he specialized in horror in cinema, before receiving advanced combat and survival training in the French Foreign Legion, the mercenary wing of the French Military.
Matt lives in Los Angeles, California with his wife and three mutt dogs.
Find out more about ZRS at: www.ZombieResearchSociety.com or email Matt directly at: mogk@zrs.me

Aja Wells is an illustrator based in Portland, Oregon. She's best known for her whimsical and humorous illustrations.
She has a Master of Fine Arts in Illustration from University of Hartford.
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It may have been written as a kids book, but I found it to be a basic yet complete set of instructions for anyone during the Zday plague.
At the beginning we learn that the threat may come at any moment, no matter how idyllic our daily life may be. The event may even be caused by the very things we use to enhance our lives.
Our young hero then teaches us even in times of uncertainty and confusion to remain calm and observant. At the basis of the book are the tenets of situational awareness and preparedness. Furthermore we learn the value of security, information, and team work.
Examples of gear and supplies are provided, as well as tips on how and when to travel. Safe destination options are also addressed.
By the end, even the foundations for rebuilding a healthy and vibrant civilization are illustrated.
Finally, the truth is that in order to survive such a catastrophe, you must first survive.
Fun book, my kids love it. It is their second favorite, right after "Tomatoes from Mars," and like that book, this one is not an annoying pain to read to them over and over. It is in our "bed time stories" stack now.
The seven year old hated reading like nothing else on this planet, but after an infusion of monster, zombie, garden*, and ninja books, he now reads this to the 2 year old voluntarily. Hooray! I smell the sweet zombie stench of success!
It's an easy read, but having to read the ninja books and Diary of a Wimpy Kid involuntarily gave him the courage to read this one without being forced.
The 25 year old loves the inappropriate hilarity of the subject matter, and the two year old just isn't picky. She prefers books with ducks, but it's so novel to have the 7yo read to her that she sits through it just fine, and giggles at mostly the right spots.
*the kid has a sweet garden all of his own. What, you can't like ninjas, zombies, AND gardens?
The writing is hysterical. It's a tantalizing rhyme scheme that can serve to amuse young readers but also allow for a clever negotiation between horror and humor (think "Shawn of the Dead"). It would be a page turner, but Aja Wells' artwork is remarkably eye-catching. Her images are vibrant--even her illustrations of the undead are so full of life (and I mean that as the highest compliment).
Wells' mastery of expression (the boy's dog: hysterical) and Mogk's brilliant text make a fantastic duo and have created a fun, smart, memorable book that had me laughing from the beginning to the absolutely brilliant end page.
update 5/29:
Got a comment from the author,wow-see comments,was very apologetic and sez they are ungrading the paper and binding, so that bumps this review up a notch to 5 for sincerity. But keeping the title cuz it's funny, in my humble opinion.
Seriously though, my 8 year old was howling with laughter and so was I! Though it reads like a Dr. Seuss I would not read it to a 4-6 year old..but 7 and up (depending on the individual child of course) this is fun. Parents should use their own discretion of course. Even if it's too much for a particular little one now, older children and the parents can snicker over it on their own.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
JTG


