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The Mountain Narwhals T-Shirt
$12.93 - $61.99
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- 100% Cotton
- Made in US
- Machine Wash
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- We are pioneers of water based ink and have perfected it's use to create photo-realistic imagery that is Not attainable by other screen printers
- Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH
- The Mountain uses only environmentally friendly water-based inks and dyes
- Oeko-tex 100 Certified which guarantees our shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body
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The Mountain has been in business for over 30 years and printing t-shirts for over 21 of those years. From our earliest days, we have worked to be a responsible company. We have a green philosophy and every day we strive to run our company and produce our products in a way that protects the environment, gives value to our customers and supports our employees and the artists.
- Product Dimensions: 4 x 8 x 1 inches
- Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
- Origin: Mexico
- ASIN: B01A7N9R0S
- Item model number: 103423
- Date first available at Amazon.com: January 31, 2012
- Average Customer Review:
Top Customer Reviews
The question has been answered, what is the question? What beats 3 wolves (howling at moon)? The answer my cyber highway comrades - 4 Narwhals everyday of the week, even friday - the day 3 wolves power seems to be amplified x10.
When it first arrived I couldn't wait to put it on, I quickly whipped off my brontosaurus t-shirt that I had modified by tearing off the sleeves and ripping down the sides to reveal some side (man)boob, although this modded bronto shirt had served me well, I knew it was no match and boy was I right, it turned to dust as soon as I slid 4 Narwhals on.
The feeling I got next was like that tingle you get, you know when you have an itch that feels like it's well way to far up your back passage and you can't scratch it effectively in public so you sneak into a restroom pull your pants down, wrap your finger in TP so you don't get that pooey residue smell on it, then you scratch that itch that shouldn't be scratched and it feels so good. Well times that by like 100 and feel it all over your body and that's what I am trying to describe, it's as if the narwhal's tusk (yes it's a tusk not a horn) itself is scratching that itch.
So, I hear you ask- how do you know it beats 3 wolves? Well the first time I came across a chump in a 3 wolves when I was sporting 4 Narwhals, POW they became instantly pregnant and given it was a guy this was amazing, then 2 minutes later (instead of the normal human 9 month gestational term) he gave birth to a baby that looked like a cross between all the main stars of Expendables 2, except the asian one. The baby then ate the 3 wolves shirt and it's wearer and then spontaneously combusted.
C'mon Man - it's got 4 Narwhals on it fer cryin out loud!
Get this shirt and prepare to start living the life you've always imagined!!!!
The two things that aren't well illustrated are the length and color. The shirt runs long and the color is a much lighter blue than the tealish color pictured. Those two things are not big deal breakers, in fact the length is better this way because I can wear it with leggings without having to worry about showing everyone my goodies.