- Size (LWH): 5.51 inches, 2.6 inches, 0.24 inches
- Weight: 5.6 ounces
The NoPhone Original
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- The NoPhone is a fake phone for people addicted to real phones.
- It has no data plan, no camera, no battery, no wifi but is completely toilet-bowl resistant.
- It's the perfect phone for someone who uses their phone too much.
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The NoPhone is a fake phone for people who are addicted to real phones. As seen on ABC's Shark Tank, the NoPhone offers the only true alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact.
From the Manufacturer
The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world. The NoPhone was awarded #1 Useless Gadget of 2015, beating out the Apple Watch.
With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment.
Enjoy peace of mind knowing your bank account information and overall reputation within your community is protected. NoPhone NoOS is specifically designed to be 100% hacker resistant through no data storage technology. You can also drop it in a toilet, making it the best phone on the market today.
The NoPhone rear facing 0-Megapixel camera is designed to resemble the same high-resolution camera people use to take pictures of food, pets and privates. Rest assured, they will never save or share on Facebook.
You'll never need to charge your NoPhone because it's just a piece of plastic and you don't need to charge a piece of plastic.
The NoPhone makes the perfect gift for anyone who uses their phone too much or for the wrong reasons. Do you have a son who never calls you? Give your son a NoPhone. Do you have a friend who won't stop texting his ex-girlfriend? NoPhone. Creepy uncle won't stop commenting on your Facebook posts? Give that Uncle two NoPhones. Almost everyone knows at least 10 people who need a NoPhone and it is our mission to reduce that number to nothing.
Describe your product in 3 words.
Not a phone.
How did you come up with the idea for this product?
After seeing someone use a selfie stick.
What makes your product special?
The NoPhone is completely toilet bowl resistant.
What has been the best part of your startup experience?
Putting plastic rectangles in cardboard boxes and shipping them to paying customers.
Top Customer Reviews
You know what? I haven't texted Sharon or my wife and now I'm divorced. So that just goes to show you, technology or no technology, I am going to find a way to communicate with Sharon.
That being said this is a great phone for me and I have my now ex-wife, who will never be as hot as Sharon, to thank for it.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
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