The Wine Rack, Small
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- Comfortable sports bra with polyurathane bladder holds 25 ounces of your favorite beverage
- Small-sized bra fits 32A through 34B
- Removable polyurethane bladder custom-shaped to fit bra
- Long drinking tube with easy-to-use on/off valve to control the flow
- Bra is machine washable; hand wash bladder
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Once my office installed metal detectors at every entrance to the building, my days of sneaking in a flask were over. Fortunately, I was able to satiate my day-drunk cravings by soaking gummy bears in vodka overnight and eating them at work the next day. While disguising my intoxication was never an issue, my rapid 30-pound weight gain and obvious constipation issues quickly triggered a number of alarms with upper management.
I needed a new way to get hammered at work, and I needed it now.
After having a water cooler discussion with a well-endowed girl in the office, my mind drifted from the conversation to her chest -- was there a way to sneak booze into a bra?
Wouldn't you know it -- there is!
The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a removable polyurethane bladder that can hold up to 25-ounces (750ml) of your favorite cocktail (in my case, Jägermeister). The long drinking tube tucks nicely into the bra when not in use and easily reaches my mouth when I need a drink. Whether you need a big gulp, or just a sip, the on/off valve lets you control the flow of your beverage with relative ease.
Just be sure not to drink too quickly, otherwise your rapidly-decreasing bust size will invite its fair share of questions.
While the bra is machine-washable, the bladder must be hand-washed, but that hardly deters me from using it every day. The Wine Rack comfortably fits anyone who wears a 34C-38C bra, but be forewarned that it's a little loose on average-sized guys like myself.
The visible bra straps through my dress shirts occasionally raise a few eyebrows, but so far I've been able to easily dismiss them as part of my therapeutic back brace. And don't be too concerned about the sloshing noise you make as you walk down the hall -- it's minimum, at best.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Perfect should you choose to sneak liquor onto a cruise ship.Published 8 hours ago by Tim P. Essebaggers
To start of, the shape of the flask "cups" are not at all believable as breasts. They are triangle shaped and will not look right with almost any woman's silhouette. Read morePublished 4 days ago by Claire
I wish they offered a larger size, but it's wearable. I'm a 38C and it's a bit tough to get on. But the plastic bladder that holds the liquid is removable so you can put it into a... Read morePublished 5 days ago by Mary Simpkins
The first 24 hours I used it it burst open all over my clothesPublished 8 days ago by Amazon Customer
Tight fit after the bladder gets filled, but fits well enough. Careful, the mouth piece is removable and I almost lost it when it came off trying to pull the tube out of the bra. Read morePublished 9 days ago by Beryl S
The bra was way to small. I'm 5'4" and 120lbs. I ordered a medium. And the hose was way, way to long. The whole point is to conseal it. Read morePublished 11 days ago by Tonya Lindsey
Great idea, in theory..and if it didn't leak. Bought this for a wine-loving girlfriend and it started leaking red wine all over..no bueno.Published 13 days ago by Sara