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And Then God Created the Middle East and Said 'Let There Be Breaking News' Kindle Edition
I disagreed with the idea that reality has become too strange to satirise. Then I read that bin Laden was radicalised by Shakespeare.
Meanwhile, Iraq seems to be invading itself for the oil.
Bringing together the wildly wry observations and sketches of online sensation Karl reMarks, this hilarious collection proudly presents views you're guaranteed not to hear on the news.
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherSaqi Books
- Publication dateJuly 9, 2018
- File size3254 KB
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‘I disagreed with the idea that reality has become too strange to satirise. Then I read that bin Laden was radicalised by Shakespeare.’
‘When God put Europe near the Middle East, it was an Occident waiting to happen.’
‘Meanwhile, Iraq seems to be invading itself for the oil.’
‘If you remove the US, UK, France, Russia, Iran, Saudi, Syria, Israel, Qatar, Turkey, Kuwait and Egypt, Lebanese politics is very simple.’
‘If we ever did a Yes/No referendum in an Arab country, most people would reply “inshallah” anyway.’
‘Three Arab commentators walk into a bar. They get funding from the EU and call it “A Panel Discussion on the Arab Spring”.’
‘Three Iranian presidential candidates walk into a bar. We’re waiting for the Supreme Leader to issue the punchline.’
‘Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Do you think it’s a coincidence?’
‘Gaddafi, Mubarak and Ben-Ali walk into a bar. After they left, the Muslim Brotherhood won the elections, banned alcohol and closed the bar.’
‘A minimalist walks into a bar.’ --This text refers to the paperback edition.
Product details
- ASIN : B07D54SP5Z
- Publisher : Saqi Books (July 9, 2018)
- Publication date : July 9, 2018
- Language : English
- File size : 3254 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 128 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : 0863569021
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,885,240 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #611 in Political Humor (Kindle Store)
- #893 in Religious Humor
- #964 in Parodies
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Karl's twitter account is pretty good but he should not have called this a "book" or built it up to be anything beyond what it is (even as a joke). I think you should really differentiate when a book is a serious work and when it's a mostly empty collection of tweets but alas, I went in expecting a book and what I got was more empty page than text. This is basically the twitter version of Rupi Kaur's Milk and Honey.
By all accounts it's a completely below average collection of one liners and tweets. Two stars for the content, which made me think 'this is humorous' perhaps three times in total. Minus one star because he called it a book and built up my expectations that it might actually be semi-interesting to read. I had preordered a second copy to gift a coworker I had introduced to his account and I felt embarassed giving it to her. She seemed to like it more than I did but all I can say is I regret buying this book (twice).
This book is highly recommended.
The only drawback is it is too short; it left me wanting more!
what I most like about this compilation of tweets is Karl Sharro's capacity to love and criticise his kind in equal measure
been following him on Twitter for some time, so I'd seen most of these tweets before!
---> that did not stop me from rolling on the floor laughing, again
if I was limited to following one account on Twitter, it would most certainly be @KarlreMarks
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what I like most about this compilation of tweets is Karl Sharro's capacity to love and criticise his kind in equal measure
been following him on Twitter for some time, so I'd seen most of these tweets before!
---> that did not stop me from rolling on the floor laughing, again
if I was limited to following one account on Twitter, it would most certainly be @KarlreMarks