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And Then You're Dead: What Really Happens If You Get Swallowed by a Whale, Are Shot from a Cannon, or Go Barreling over Niagara Paperback – April 4, 2017
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What would happen if you took a swim outside a deep-sea submarine wearing only a swimsuit? How long could you last if you stood on the surface of the sun? How far could you actually get in digging a hole to China? Paul Doherty, senior staff scientist at San Francisco’s famed Exploratorium Museum, and writer Cody Cassidy explore the real science behind these and other fantastical scenarios, offering insights into physics, astronomy, anatomy, and more along the way.
Is slipping on a banana peel as hazardous to your health as the cartoons imply? Answer: Yes. Banana peels ooze a gel that turns out to be extremely slippery. Your foot and body weight provide the pressure. The gel provides the humor (and resulting head trauma).
Can you die by shaking someone’s hand? Answer: Yes. That’s because, due to atomic repulsion, you’ve never actually touched another person’s hand. If you could, the results would be as disastrous as a medium-sized hydrogen bomb.
If you were Cookie Monster, just how many cookies could you actually eat in one sitting? Answer: Most stomachs can hold up to sixty cookies, or around four liters. If you eat or drink more than that, you’re approaching the point at which the cookies would break through the lesser curvature of your stomach, and then you’d better call an ambulance to Sesame Street.
- Print length256 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherPenguin Books
- Publication dateApril 4, 2017
- Dimensions5.4 x 0.7 x 8.2 inches
- ISBN-100143108441
- ISBN-13978-0143108443
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—Ali Almossawi, author of Bad Choices and An Illustrated Book of Bad Arguments
“Arch, brainy . . . [with] vivid, engaging, and utterly fascinating scientific explanations. This merrily macabre compendium playfully offers lessons in basic human physiology, nuclear fusion, quantum physics, and fluid dynamics, among other things, and at every turn, the authors explain the concepts cogently and with gleeful enthusiasm. . . . With bite-size morsels of astonishing science and the perfect combination of smart-alecky writing and black humor, this page-turner will surely debunk any misapprehension that science is dull.”
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“Entertaining—if harrowing.”
—The New York Times Book Review
About the Author
Paul Doherty worked as the senior staff scientist at San Francisco’s famed Exploratorium Museum. He is the co-writer numerous books, including The Exploratorium Science Snackbook, Explorabook, and the Klutz Book of Magnetic Magic. He received his PhD in solid state physics from MIT.
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- Publisher : Penguin Books (April 4, 2017)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 256 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0143108441
- ISBN-13 : 978-0143108443
- Item Weight : 2.31 pounds
- Dimensions : 5.4 x 0.7 x 8.2 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #699,900 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #96 in Science & Scientists Humor
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It's entertaining, informative, and is definitely a good read. Still, if you liked this, go read WHAT IF.
These are things we all wonder, right?
Well, read this book and you'll impress all your friends with the science behind most of the craziest ways to die (or not... if you're lucky).
Cody Cassidy and Paul Doherty have done their research and come up with some diabolically gruesome stories about some of the people in history who have actually experienced what we really want to know. And they do it with a sardonic sense of humor that sometimes will catch you completely unaware and make you chuckle. I'm loving this book!
The chapters were short enough to definitely keep your interest mostly not too technical.
I just kept thinking, " how did they think up these topics? And, oh yes, it is very funny in spots, too.
Loved it! Thanks for the good read!
Each of the methods of destruction is several pages long and include both the physics and biology of what would happen to a person in that particular scenario. It is written in a lighthearted and humorous way and is simply a fun book to read. It would make an excellent book to read on the beach or on a long flight.








