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There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent Hardcover – March 29, 2022

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Feed your kids poop or eat one
Did you ever kick your newborn?
Abandon your kids because more than one is too much to handle
You are an amazing mom

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“Glenn Boozan is a wickedly funny writer and this hilarious book is a gift to mediocre moms everywhere.” –Conan O'Brien
 
“This book is clever and funny and silly, 
but also truly needed.
Buy this book for the moms in your life, 
so they know that they’ve succeeded.” –
Sarah Silverman
 
“Society puts so much pressure on us to be perfect, and these hilariously horrible facts made me feel better about how much I suck. They even made me briefly reconsider my decision to not have kids!" –
Adam Conover, creator and host of Adam Ruins Everything
 
“I love this book! It sounds like a song when read out loud, and it's so funny and sweet that I almost want to have another baby. Almost.” –
Laurie Kilmartin, author of Sh*tty Mom
 
“Great news! You never have to figure out those confusing Babylist registries again because this is THE ONLY gift every new mom needs. It's laugh out loud funny, relatable, secretly educational, and made me feel a lot better about the time my toddler said ‘jesus f*ckin’ cwist’ in front of my mom.”  –
Laura Willcox, author of I Am Bride
 

About the Author

Glenn Boozan is a WGA-winning and Emmy-nominated comedy writer whose credits include—among others—Conan, Home Economics, and Sarah Silverman’s I Love You, America. She lives in Los Angeles.
 
Priscilla Witte is a Los Angeles–based illustrator and muralist. Her work has taken her from the Black Sea of Russia to the beaches along the coast of Bali. Some of her clients include Warner Music, Barbie, and Google. Her most recent mural is painted in downtown Los Angeles between a Jeff Koons and a Takashi Murakami. That’s a tasty sandwich.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Workman Publishing Company (March 29, 2022)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 64 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1523515643
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1523515646
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6.25 x 0.4 x 8.25 inches
  • Customer Reviews:
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Glenn Boozan is an Emmy- and WGA-nominated comedy writer whose credits include Conan, Comedy Central’s Lights Out with David Spade, Sarah Silverman’s I Love You, America on Hulu, and TruTV’s Adam Ruins Everything.

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If you know what you are buying, then you know this was meant for adults. It wasn’t meant for you to read to your child but as the cover cleanly stated; There Are Moms Way Worse Than You
Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent. It’s a fun way to remind you, you’re doing your best and if you’re not kicking, eating or throwing your child then hey you’re ok. It’s just a little parent to parent humor.
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