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Very Hilarious Story of a 58 year old woman who discovers the fountain of youth when bitten by a bratty Vamp. And if comes with a hodge podge of funny antics as her family all get into the act along with the Vamp council and her new Hunny Bunny Marcus LOL Not my usual read but Fun! Would have gotten a 5 star review but needs more editing!
Although I found a few editing mistakes (a couple actually threw me out of the story), do not let that keep you from reading this hilarious take, satire? on the new vampire genre. In this story you have the Grandma, otherwise known as Mom, Nanna or Chick, who resembled Sophia from Golden Girls. Susan and JoAnne, sisters with very different outlooks and behaviors.
I found the family dynamics fun and fairly familiar. The council guys were intimidating and adorable at the same time.
In this you will find vampires, a werewolf, a fairy, a troll and a few other things that aren't supposed to exist.
I HIGHLY recommend this funny fangy frolic.
I mentioned in yesterday's post how much I enjoyed the humor in The Grateful Undead: They're so Vein. It was over-the-top humor in many ways with crazy antics and characters that never seemed to stop, but there was also a deeper humor that stemmed from the idea of what a person might willingly give up in exchange for youthful bodies and immortality. The non-stop comedy bred a certain amount of chaos in the book. At times the chaos slowed the story down when outrageous arguments lasted a little too long or strayed away from the main story, but for the most part the humor kept the story moving at a swift pace. It was hard to ever predict where the story was going, but I felt certain that whatever popped up next was going to have me laughing.
The story itself was enjoyable. It was light, and flowed along with the laughs. I was expecting a little bit more complicated plot at first, but really, how serious and deep can you get with vampire raccoons and pint-sized century-old vampires? This was more of a situation comedy. There aren't intricate plot twists or overly complex designs. The characters are over the top as well, but each one has a unique personality. The odd dynamic of the family only increases that craziness and fun. The characters are definitely memorable. The majority of this book was dialog between the characters - largely arguments that were funny - but there were times when the dialog could have been broken up more often to give readers a break from the intensity of the characters.
Despite being a very funny book, there are some aspects that may turn readers off. There is a decent amount of profanity throughout the book. There are multiple sexual references and several sexual scenes - one of which got quite graphic. Two of the characters are homosexual, and there relationship is discussed throughout the book. If you're a reader that doesn't care to read these types of things, this book is not for you, as they are found through the majority of the book. Because of these, this book does earn a spot on my "No way would I let my teenage nieces read this" book list.
This book is a fun, quick read that's great for when you need a break from all the serious day to day stress.
Would I recommend this book? With caution, mainly because of the amount of language, sex, and homosexuality. It is a very funny book, and while some readers will have no problem with these, others will. If you want comedy and don't mind the adults themes, you'll really enjoy this book. If you don't want to read those sorts of themes, this book is not for you.
Who would I recommend this book to? Vampire enthusiasts won't find the brooding and serious vamps they might be expecting, but I think vampire lovers and those who never really jumped on the Twilight bandwagon can enjoy Stec's vampires. Comedy readers will love it. It's definitely one for adults, though. I think chick lit readers will enjoy this as well as those who are in the stage of wishing their cute and perky days weren't so far behind them. Teens and those looking for cleaner comedy may want to choose something else.
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Character wise this was a mess. They were mostly unlikable characters. For various reasons too.Read more