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At an early age Rasbury became widely recognized as the informal leader of Person's with Influence (PWI), an indigenous and sought after societal group both intimidating and selective in its recruitment of members. Practicing a form of ancient sophistry, they offered general knowledge and unspoken services in exchange for money and gifts. Sophistry was intensely popular in pre-socratic times but lost momentum until Rasbury rekindled its' fundamental principles. Dubbed as PWI's ringleader, horse whispers around town say Rasbury was Marlon Brando's inspiration for the Godfather character. Rasbury's major money-maker came after he started I'll Eat You, Inc., a company focused on crafting personalized chocolate pops. After Rasbury split from PWI, he fell in love with a botanist named Kitten, only to have his best old x-friend Ray pilfer and marry her. But knowing Kitten's exact dimensions, and to infuriate Ray, Rasbury crafted delicous chocolate "Kitten Pops," distributing them nationally with this slogan: "Have your way with Kitten, my x-friends wife, she's delicous!" Shortly thereafter, I'll Eat You, Inc. took off like a jitterbug, creating and distributing chocolate molds for over 3,500 people daily. On the side, Rasbury is also a free-lance writer, motivational speaker, and inventor of the rare color dunebuggy brown. He also owns the chain Nip N' Cuts, a topless barber shop that exceeds over $1 billion in annual sales. Some argue that sales of Nip N' Cuts would be greater if Rasbury didn't air-condition each location. But Rasbury sticks to his maxim: "the colder the shop, the more magical the experience." Rasbury will soon be launching another highly anticipated product, Erotic GPS: "Sexed Up Navigation for those who cum and go." Rasbury's recent case study showed that the market for a dirty-talkin' GPS is bigger than the directional voice will make you. For more information, visit TheodoreRasbury.com. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 128 pages
  • Publisher: AuthorHouse (May 7, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1438967217
  • ISBN-13: 978-1438967219
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.4 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,229,426 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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By Randall S. Castillo on February 6, 2013
Format: Hardcover
Finally, a book that held my attention the whole way through. Gets a little stale in the middle but rounds out nicely in the end. Simply busting with insights, and a real titular experience.
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Format: Hardcover
At $22, this book is ridiculously overpriced for a book that only contains blank pages. If you need a gag gift, it might be worth $5 at most.
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By Adam on September 7, 2010
Format: Paperback
Amazing book. Too bad it took no time to read since there are zero pages.
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I don't understand what the point is of the "kindle edition". As a gag or a coffee table book it makes more sense, but why would you want to load up a kindle book with blank pages?
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It's a fun little gag gift, but even for a gag gift, I expected a little bit more to it for the price.
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Although this book is a great gag gift, at $22 price point I expect more boobs present in the book itself.
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This is probably the most accurate publication ever published.
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I confused this with another book and failed to read it was just blank pages. It's my fault for not better reading the description which states it is blank pages.

I'm retuning it to Amazon because it is such a rip-off. Don't buy unless you want to pay for a book of blank pages. It doesn't even make for a good practical joke. I guess this time the joke was on me at my expense.
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