Think Geek Canned Unicorn Meat
- Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
- The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!
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Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs (for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets awkward).
Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills. California in fact is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat (yes, disgusting) so you never really know how pure the unicorn is.
I say stick with fresh. I highly recommend TOM RIDDLE brand unicorn steaks, which arrive still oozing restorative blood. Ground into patties, they make a great burger.
my only concern is that after feeding it to my infant son, his diaper was filled with skittles.
I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product allows me to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn can provide. I even keep a few cans at the office for those late nights.
But seriously, this is a great, funny and 'tasteful' gag gift. We received ours from a relative last Christmas and as it was unwrapped everyone burst out in laughter when we saw what it was. The unicorn meat comes in a Spam-shaped can, complete with funny but realistic product information on the side labels.
This gift was enjoyable enough as it was, but then my wife pointed out that the can lid can be pried off to reveal plush unicorn 'parts' inside. Very clever and a great deal of fun for the price. I'm going to be giving a few out to co-workers this Christmas.
One last note: I don't think this gift would be appropriate for small children due to the small stuffed parts as they might be a choking hazard.
We sauteed mushrooms and onion in fairy butter and then added the meat and gravy straight from the can....Delicious! (see our stove top photo!)
We added a pinch of Cavenders Greek seasoning to round out the flavor, but it could be served as is straight from the can.
The only drawback was some at the table were burping glitter clouds and tooting rainbows.
I think this was simply because they ate too much.
I ended up with pieces of unicorn all over the place and my nose caught in the DVD player.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I've been eating this stuff since I was a kid.
Every Christmas we would gather around the can and see who could actually swallow the darn thing. Read more
I have never tasted a unicorn meat and I was really curios if it's sweeter than most of the premium meats.Published 2 days ago by shakira marentis
I just had these for lunch, it taste awesome. I burp rainbow with glitters.Published 3 days ago by kathy kurpita
I bought this since you are what you eat, but it turns out I became a gnome...
Tastes awesome though. I'd definitely buy it again.
When I was a kid I used to dream riding a Unicorn over a rainbow, now that i'm an adult I just ate my dream.Published 5 days ago by Amazon Customer
When I was fighting against the horses with the unicorns I was very tired so the unicorns killed themselves and gave me their meat. They came back to life and farted rainbows away.Published 9 days ago by Mahayla robarge
I loved every bite! Its has magic in every bite! But don't eat to much or else you will have the rainbow poops for around a week like me :( But it went amazingly! Read morePublished 10 days ago by Steven