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- The most dangerously delicious meat on Earth
- Pre-cooked for instant victory feasting
- Red dragon meat is the tastiest and most tender
- From the Sisters of Radiant Farms, Scotland branchl
- Warning: This is not an actual food item and is non-edible. There's a stuffed dragon head inside the can. (SPOILERS!)
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Imagine my surprise when I clawed open this can to discover a most glorious hunk of dragon. Actual damned dragon. Steeped in its own green juices, too! Color this Lord-of-All-Evil sa-tis-fied. Bam!
This dragon meat has the tender texture of cyclops, the gaminess of a two-year-old fawn, fewer bones than a manticore tail, and no nasty roc feathers to pick out of my fangs. My only problem now is figuring out how to keep Cerberus’ gaping maw and sad, begging eyes away from me while I feast. #UnderWorldProblems, am I right?
Despite the fire, third degree burns and a statement issued by the Environmental Protection Agency that the radioactive levels in the ash would make rebuilding the town anytime in the next 500 years problematic I give this product a solid 3 stars due to the delectable taste of the dragon! I expected the dragon to be tough and chewy, but instead it sizzled delightfully on the tongue and melted into sheer bliss! I would order this product again if we still had a post office.