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One suspicious preacher in town. Thirty excuses for Rose to dig up the truth.
Life in Henryetta, Arkansas is turned upside down with the arrival of a televangelist, but it’s the death of a little old lady on Rose’s street that catches her attention. The Henryetta police deem her death natural causes, but Rose suspects foul play, and so does an unlikely supporter– the president of the Busy Body Club, her eighty-two-year-old neighbor Mildred.
But Rose is in the middle of opening her nursery with her sister Violet, who’s separated from her husband Mike, as well as stalling her boyfriend Joe’s family, rich socialites who are determined to meet her.
Along with her multiple encounters with Fenton County’s new assistant DA, Mason Deveraux III, it’s just another day in the life of Rose Gardner– chaos.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateSeptember 10, 2013
- File size2263 KB
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"Readers will root for the appealing heroine."
--Publishers Weekly
"Light, fluffy, southern fun."
--Booklist
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"This was one of those books that I kept telling myself one more page, then I need to put it down. Instead I found myself tearing through the book instead, needing to know the outcome."
--Just Jump Book Reviews on Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes
"Readers will enjoy this lighthearted romantic suspense novel with a dash of comedy. The characters are memorable, the pace is fast and the dialogue is witty."
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"Readers will root for the appealing heroine."
--Publishers Weekly
"Light, fluffy, southern fun."
--Booklist
"TWENTY-EIGHT AND A HALF WISHES is a nice mix of darker elements with some lightheartedness as balance...the light tone and smooth prose keep the story moving."
--Noir Journal
"This was one of those books that I kept telling myself one more page, then I need to put it down. Instead I found myself tearing through the book instead, needing to know the outcome."
--Just Jump Book Reviews on Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes
"Readers will enjoy this lighthearted romantic suspense novel with a dash of comedy. The characters are memorable, the pace is fast and the dialogue is witty."
--RT Book Reviews on Twenty-Nine and a Half Reasons|Free ebook with purchase of print book*
Henryetta is full of gossip about the arrival of a televangelist, but it’s the death of a little old lady on Rose’s street that catches her attention. The Henryetta police deem her death natural causes, but Rose suspects foul play and so does an unlikely supporter--the president of the Busy Body Club, her eighty-two year old neighbor Mildred.
But Rose is in the middle of opening her nursery with her sister Violet, as well as stalling her boyfriend Joe’s family of rich socialites who are determined to meet her. Add in far too many encounters with Fenton County’s new assistant D.A., and it’s just another day in the life of Rose Gardner--complete chaos.
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"Readers will root for the appealing heroine."
--"Publishers Weekly"
"Light, fluffy, southern fun."
--"Booklist"
"TWENTY-EIGHT AND A HALF WISHES is a nice mix of darker elements with some lightheartedness as balance...the light tone and smooth prose keep the story moving."
--"Noir Journal"
"This was one of those books that I kept telling myself one more page, then I need to put it down. Instead I found myself tearing through the book instead, needing to know the outcome."
--"Just Jump Book Reviews" on "Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes"
"Readers will enjoy this lighthearted romantic suspense novel with a dash of comedy. The characters are memorable, the pace is fast and the dialogue is witty."
--"RT Book Reviews" on "Twenty-Nine and a Half Reasons" --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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I had never been more scared in my life.
Sure, I’d been frightened out of my wits before, like when I was sure Daniel Crocker was going to shoot me or when Jimmy DeWade planned to take me to the woods outside of town and kill me. But after those momentary flashes of terror, my life returned to normal. Well, as normal as my life got.
This fear had seeped into every cell of my body, and it clung to me day and night, gnawing me from the inside out.
This time I wasn’t afraid of dying.
I was afraid of failing.
Tomorrow’s gonna be a big day. I think we’re ready.”
I jumped at the sound of Violet’s voice and spun around. She was leaning on a broom, surveying the abandoned floral shop we’d rented for our business.
I nodded, trying to swallow. Yeah.”
Three months, several hundred thousand dollars, a small business loan larger than both of our houses put together, and lots and lots of hard work had resulted in this moment: the eve of the grand opening of the Gardner Sisters Nursery.
We’re still waiting on that shipment for flowering kale, but I think we’re all set with the traditional flowers people expect.” Violet set the broom in the corner and straightened a pot of Kalanchoe that was already perfectly arranged. Her eyes found mine and she smiled. This is happening.”
I took a deep breath, feeling like I was about to hyperventilate. Yeah.”
When Violet had first mentioned the idea of opening the nursery several months ago, her husband Mike had just announced he was leaving her. I had other plans at the timeI was supposed to move to Little Rock with my boyfriend Joeso when she asked me to be her partner, it took me a while to warm to the idea. But once I did, I realized I wanted it as much as Violet did.
Now I was scared to death. There was more than me and my dog Muffy to worry about if the nursery failed. Violet was hinging her two children’s futures on this venture.
She grabbed my hands and squeezed. We’re gonna be great.”
Violet had spent most of her life taking care of me and reassuring me. I’d made tremendous progress over the last four months, but right now I needed my big sister’s support. I nodded. Yeah, you’re right.”
She squeezed again. Trust me. We’ve done our homework. We know what we’re doin’.”
Violet had done most of the homework. She’d researched her plan for the nursery for over a year before ever mentioning it to me. She was the brains and the backbone behind this venture, and I was the capital, investing the money my birth mother had left me in her will.
Violet had always poured her all into being a wife and mother. But now that her marriage was failing, she needed to devote her attention to something else. It turned out that she had a head for business, which gave her the confidence to thrive. I’d never seen her happier or more fulfilled. But sometimes I wondered if there was something else making her happy that I didn’t see.
You almost done there?”
I patted dirt around the plants I’d just finished potting. The container was overflowing with fountain grass, pansies, marguerite daisies, and coral bells. Yeah, I just need to clean up.”
Violet rested her hand on my arm. Rose, relax. We’re going to be fine.”
I searched her eyes and some of the confidence I saw there soothed my nerves. Deep down I believed we would be successful, but I was finding it hard to overcome more than two decades of being told how worthless I was and how I’d never amount to anything. Every time I tried something new my mother’s voice would fill my head, stealing all my confidence and joy. But I’d wasted the first twenty-four years of my life giving her power over me. I wasn’t going to give it to her anymore, even from the grave. I lifted my chin. I know.” And I meant it.
Violet dropped her hand and walked to the counter as my peripheral vision began to fade to black. A tingling filled my head, a sure sign a vision was coming on, and I tried to relaxfighting them did no good. I’d had visions since I was a child, and there was no stopping them when they came. Whenever I had a vision, I saw it from the perspective of the person closest to me, a talent that had gotten me into more trouble than most people face in a lifetime.
Everything faded away, and I was standing in the nursery parking lot, surrounded by a crowd. A man with highlighted, poufy hair and a too-perfect tan shook my hand, his bright-white teeth nearly blinding me. He turned to the crowd and smiled, saying, As a new member of this community wanting to support local businesses, I’d like to order enough flowers to cover the entire grounds of the New Living Hope Revival Church!” The crowd broke into loud applause.
As the vision faded away, I blinked. We’re gonna get a huge order.”
Violet was bent behind the counter. She stood, her eyebrows lifting. What?”
I offered a soft smile. I just had a vision that Henryetta’s newest minister is going to order enough flowers to cover the grounds of his church.” One of the inconvenient side effects of my visions was that I always blurted out what I saw. Usually I wished I could keep it to myself, but this one I would have wanted to share anyway. Visions containing good news were rare.
Jonah Pruitt? The televangelist? Do you know what this means, Rose? The publicity we could get?” Violet squealed and danced in place. I told you!”
I inhaled deeply. My visions don’t always come true, Violet.”
This one will. I feel it in my bones.” She put her hands on her hips and cocked her head with a huge grin. We’re gonna be great!”
I lifted the pot off the table and set it on the floor. Funny, that’s what Joe said.”
I’ve always liked him.”
I snorted as I swept the loose dirt on my worktable into a plastic bin. Yeah, that’s why you set me up on a blind date a couple of months ago while he was in Little Rock.”
Violet frowned. We didn’t know anything concrete about Joe then, and he refused to tell us.”
Well, you didn’t like him anymore when you pinned him down, and he finally told us about his family.”
She put her hands on her hips. And you know darned good and well why. You still haven’t met them, have you? I’m telling you that little Rose Gardner from Henryetta, Arkansas, will not meet the approval of his rich, socialite, political family in El Dorado. Mark my words.”
And yet you still have the audacity to say you always liked him?”
She laughed. Okay. I guess he grew on me.”
Me too.”
--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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- ASIN : B00ECJ2ELI
- Publisher : DGS (September 10, 2013)
- Publication date : September 10, 2013
- Language : English
- File size : 2263 KB
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- Print length : 353 pages
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About the author

New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author Denise Grover Swank was born in Kansas City, Missouri and lived in the area until she was nineteen. Then she became nomadic, living in five cities, four states and ten houses over the course of ten years before she moved back to her roots. She speaks English and smattering of Spanish and Chinese which she learned through an intensive Nick Jr. immersion period. Her hobbies include witty Facebook comments (in own her mind) and dancing in her kitchen with her children. (Quite badly if you believe her offspring.) Hidden talents include the gift of justification and the ability to drink massive amounts of caffeine and still fall asleep within two minutes. Her lack of the sense of smell allows her to perform many unspeakable tasks. She has six children and hasn’t lost her sanity. Or so she leads you to believe.
You can find out more about Denise at www.denisegroverswank.com
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Rose and Violet are starting The Gardner Sisters' Nursery. Hopefully the Grand Opening will go well. Rose sank a good portion of her inheritance into making this dream happen. They can't fail now! Will she and Joe survive long distance? What will happen if and when she meets his parents? What kind of trouble is she about to get herself into now?
As in all these books, the author would be well served to have them edited. 8 typos in this one. Most are words left out, or places where it look like she did a re-write but did not correct everything...and this seems to be the main problem in the rest of the series also. The problem with this is it slows down your reading because you have to go back and take apart the sentence and figure out which word was left out or added (usually left out). It just interrupts the flow of things and is not professional.
After reading reviews I did not buy the short Novella...It was too expensive for a couple of hours reading and after checking reviews I did not think I would miss much. One thing that gets a bit tedious in the other novels is she does a lot of repeating on what happened in previous books...I am sure she did this to make sure someone could pick up any book and still get the gist of what was going on, but JMHO if the author wants to sell the series she should not keep "catching up" the readers who did not read the other books. It gets boring for those who have read the previous books.
I did find it a bit disturbing that the character does not catch on to how controlling Joe is given her childhood...it makes the character appear a bit brainless...of course with some of the situations she gets herself in, she appears pretty brainless anyway LOL.
Twenty-nine and a half reasons was also good, but clocks in at 13 typos---and tilted spelled titled twice. but still an enjoyable read.
Thirty and a half excuses she did much better with editing, only 3 typos...
Thirty one and a half reasons had about 14 typos but one was really a problem. The main character finds herself locked in a closet, but the author seems to "forget" she is in the closet and the next page she is on the bed in the bedroom...then a page or so later she is still locked in the closet...Obviously she decided to change the story line a bit (she really had to have her in the closet and you will see why when you read the book) but that is a HUGE Faux Pas...again she really needs to have her books edited.
After each book the author leaves you in such a place that you just really want to read the next book, although each book can easily be read on its own as well.
What I did not like though was $5 per book. I think that is just a little bit expensive for kindle versions of light reading books of this caliber. None of the books took me more than 2 days to read. For $5 I expect a little more reading time out of a book especially if it is a kindle book which costs so little to distribute...
Overall a good series, but if you are not prepared to spend $5 a book on the others in the series then you might not want to read the first (free) one...because you probably are not going to be able to say no to the next books in the series.
I have read just about all of Swank's books and I can't praise her work much more than I already have. She writes beautifully and with such intensity and grace that if you're not immediately drawn in, or you don't fall helplessly in love with her characters you're not doing it right. But when all is said and done I do have but one complaint.
Ms. Swank is so talented that she seems to pop out book after book after book. I can't keep up!! Eeek!!! Just when I think I'm caught up she comes out with another instant Bestseller. And this third installment of the Rose Gardner series is no different. Why or why did I have to fall in love with so many of these imaginary people? Just one of whom is Ms. Rose Gardner.
So what do we know about Rose? We know that she has visions that may or may not come true. We know that she's the town pariah to most of the other residents of Henryetta. And we know that she attracts trouble like bees to honey. Thank goodness she has Joe to watch out for her and protect her. Wait, what's that?! Joe's on another undercover operation? Then thank goodness she has Mason Deveraux, III to watch our for her and protect her. (And boy does she need someone to protect her.)
Rose and her sister have finally opened the Gardner Sisters Nursery and are off to a great start with their first big job. They've been hired to work on the church grounds of The New Living Hope Revival Church, courtesy of its own Reverend Jonah Pruitt. But when both Joe and Mason caution Rose about working with the Reverend, she's hesitant to follow through. And when he becomes a prime suspect in the murder of two long-time Henryetta residents, well, Rose is also implicated. It's going to be up to Mason to keep her safe.
While trying to confirm the Reverends innocence Rose forces a vision in which she sees a women being murdered in Jonah's kitchen. The woman is wearing a white slip dress, a diamond engagement ring, and gets shot in the head. But who is this woman, and will Rose be able to save her in time?
As if that's not enough danger and drama for you, Joe and Mason's secret is revealed and a choice must be made. Now that I have finished reading I'll be waiting on pins and needles to find out what the effects of that choice are.
Don't write anything else Denise. Just focus on the next Rose Gardner book and I won't fall behind again. *wink, wink*
Another book by Swank that is bound to top the charts!
5 of 5 stars
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A lot happens in this book as we learn more about the Gardner sisters and indeed the men in their life, and on the whole I enjoyed reading this. I did feel like I was reading a wild goose chase around the 60-70% mark as Rose runs around trying to prevent a particularly disturbing vision but it didn't feel like a fun caper and contrasted to all the character development that was otherwise happening in the book.
I already have the next one in the series lined up as I cannot possibly stop reading the series at this juncture.



(ooops trying not to give spoilers)
another brilliant installment in the Rose gardner series. I love how the relationships are panning out, I love how the local busibodies get involved. This series makes me laugh, cry, gasp, shake my head, roll my eyes....I love Rose and we all need a friend like Neely Kate and we all want to slap Violet, although she has come accross as a little more human in this one, I get more and more fed up with Joe (sorry team Joe fans!) but Mason is my hero, I just know he could look after her.
I love how Denise makes very page come alive and makes you feel like you're right there in henrietta with them all and how gutted are you when the book has ended.
Can't wait to read the falling to Pieces parts 1,2,3 that I've got from following Denise Grover Swank's blog...go get them now!

In my review of book two I was beginning to change my mind about liking Joe and was I right. He may be the big tough police officer but how does a grown man not stand up to his father. Let's see how he pans out.
I have previously maligned authors who give us books in bits and pieces (trilogies in particular) but each of these books could at a pinch be read as stand alone although the story does follow on from one to the next. I beg this author to not go on and on with this tale and make the next book the last.
Totally enjoyable series and look forward to 2014.