Thunderbird TB-572 Cookie Dropping Machine, Up to 150 Cookies Per Minute
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- Up to 150 cookies per minute
- Multiple Cookie Designs
- Computerized Controls to Make the Ideal Cookie Shape
- Runs on conveyor
- Stainless Steel Exterior
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Top Customer Reviews
I'm a bustin out gingerbread in your face
In any case, yo, I'm frostin' like a steeplechase
MC pastry chefs: about face
Now step off, I need room for my bake-off
My custom made biscuits are crisp
Yours are soft
I think you're stuck with misery, you gonna be history
Yo, I planned it out just like a patisserie
Snicker-doodle back up, or come a clapper
I plan to trap a Master Chef and kidnap' em
Phony, so skip the torrone
You and your cronies need to stick to macaroni
And hard rolls, cause you just a rookie
When it was time for chef school you just eatin the cookie
Best of the batch, no man can catch up
Holes in your pate choux can't be patched, a battle's a mismatch,
I flip wafers like a acrobat
And I sugar coat like a diplomat
But when it's time for nut cracks, or def snacks
It's a thrill to run my food mill for spritzgebäcks
With my skill I'm the lord of the macaroon
And I be bakin' at a rapid pace way past noon
I'm droppin' 'em
...And when my eyes opened, there he was, shirtless, bandana dripping with sweat and stained with dirt and blood tied tight around his forehead, like we all were nearly all the time in that hellhole...And a vacant expression on his face, hollowed out cheeks, where patches of blue fur had started coming out in handfuls. He was a mess.Read more ›
Gotta make a living, though. After a few "issues" with other employment opportunities, I reminded myself that my passion is working with kids. Now, true, my parole officer and the state of Florida don't see eye to eye with me on that one --- but you've got to follow your dream, right?
How I was ever lucky enough to stumble across this Thunderbird Cookie Dropping Machine on Amazon, I'll never know. Sure, it's pricy at $32,340 - but every entrepreneur requires a little seed money to make big things happen. Since Mom always seems doubtful of my business sense, I had to really push her to take out a second mortgage on her home in order to acquire this beauty. This time I'll show her that I've got what it takes.
My new T-Bird-572 is a concessionaires dream! It comes complete with small metal wheels, so I welded an old rusted trailer hitch to it and hooked it behind my '71 Ford Pinto - and off we went to make some magic. A quick stop at Walmart to pick up cookie-making supplies to dump into the hopper, and then on to my favorite neighborhoods.
I'll admit that things did get a bit hairy when I hit the interstate.Read more ›
Lieutenant Keebler: "General, what's our payload?"
General Mills: "Lieutenant, we'll be giving them all we've got: meringues, macaroons, chocolate chips and oatmeal raisins. Each of you will be dropping up to 150 cookie bombs every minute.
Then, after our first wave, the Kitchen Squadron will be mopping up the remnants of all resistance with the ultimate weapon: Snickerdoodles."
Captain Archway: "Sir, I thought the ultimate weapon would be Oreos."
General Mills: "Son, last time I checked, an Oreo was a sandwich cookie. Don't you know that kind of payload is strictly outlawed by the Confectionary Accords?
Alright men, preflight check:
Baking powder? Check
Extracts, nuts and chips? Check
Gentlemen, it is now zero hour. Get your batter mixed and go out there and TOSS YOUR COOKIES!"
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I decided to forget spending my $30k on a new car and went with this cookie dropping machine and I have to admit, I'm disappointed. Read morePublished on December 26, 2013 by Anthony30
Even now, so many years later, when I happen to pass by a bakery and see a Thunderbird TB-572 in action, dropping its cookies with military precision and speed, my eyes mist up. Read morePublished on December 2, 2013 by Joanna Daneman
The Cookie Dropping Kerfuffle Shuffle
The cookies they drop
They drop on the spot
They drop a LOT
And then, they stop
As a baker I feel like a bot
I was very excited to be able to make this many cookies, but it was a boomer when I found out I have to buy flour and water and all that, and I was like yo, you said you could make... Read morePublished on November 4, 2013 by David Silva
My favorite part of the Amazon description is at the end -- the paragraph that starts "Is this a gift? Read morePublished on October 27, 2013 by Lucubration
I heard that "cookies" were useful on web pages, so I bought one of these and hooked it up to my computer.
Things did not go as planned. Read more
I don't get it.
I tried MD 20/20, Night Train and Wild Irish Rose as well as Thunderbird and all the folks at my AA meeting raved about the taste and quality of each and... Read more
S***S TOO EXPENSIVE. to make cookies....for 60k? like how does th at make sense in any world. i dont get it.Published on October 23, 2013 by reza bahadur