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The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed Hardcover – Illustrated, August 1, 2017

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The scariest part about The Toddler Survival Guide is that it’s all true! Build a bunker, buy a copy of this book, and read every single word. And may God have mercy on your soul.
- Matt Logelin, author of New York Times Bestseller Two Kisses for Maddy

Equal parts terrifying and hilarious, much like toddlers themselves...or zombies, if you tie their shoelaces together.
- Jenny Lawson, author #1 New York Times Bestseller Lets Pretend This Never Happened

Your toddler will try to destroy you, but thanks to this guide you will always have the upper hand. The world needs this book!
- Mary Ann Zoellner, Emmy Award winning producer of NBC The Today Show

About the Author

Mike Spohr is an editor at BuzzFeed, where he runs the Parents and Family vertical. He is notorious for his love of Diet Coke, the Beatles, and the San Francisco Giants, but loves his wife, kids, and dog even more. Follow him on Twitter @TheNewBornIdenity

Heather Spohr started blogging on a whim back in 2002. She's since blogged through cross-country moves, job changes, pregnancy, loss, and all the other things life has thrown at her. Heather has worked in the A and R department at a major record label and in sales for a professional baseball team, but now she's a writer and Los Angeles Editor at Mommy Nearest (www.mommynearest.com). She works when her kids are sleeping, which usually means about five hours of sleep a night. Somehow, it works. Heather is also a contributor at FM in the AM (fmintheam.tv), a featured panelist for Momversation (www.momversation.com), and has a column over at Babble (www.babble.com).


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  • Item Weight : 14.4 ounces
  • Hardcover : 192 pages
  • ISBN-10 : 0760352194
  • ISBN-13 : 978-0760352199
  • Product Dimensions : 5.38 x 0.88 x 8.38 inches
  • Publisher : Voyageur Press; Illustrated Edition (August 1, 2017)
  • Language: : English
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