From the Author
Him being a large and intimidating Viking had little bearing on me readily agreeing to be the author of his tale. His entire life is one of awesome and wonder, inexplicably erased from history by jealous rivals.
This book will help set the record straight once and for all. What you'll read here is his story in his own words. I was the mere conduit through which his fantastical words flowed.
It may read like a mash-up of Viking lore, comedic fantasy, and a little bit of Dungeons and Dragons, but he assures me every word of it is true.