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Totlandia: Book 6 (Contemporary Romance): The Twosies - Winter by [Josie Brown]

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From the Author

Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia.

The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there's no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection from the tots or their moms. In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year's admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress who has been absent for most of her son's life. Jillian's husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husband--just a sperm donor--and she's hiding a high-ranking job. And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs: just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club. Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances--and their private lives--go up in flames?

Five mommies are just one misstep away from entry into the elite Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club. Everyone has a scandalous secret to hide, but who will be the next to fall? As the club's founder, Bettina, ratchets up the stress level with a series of holiday-themed challenges, the cracks begin to show. Jade's past catches up to her in the most unlikely of settings. Jillian's struggles to make ends meet are complicated by Bettina's demands. Ally's work and home lives collide, threatening to expose all of her secrets. And Lorna's already fraying family ties are torn to shreds by a series of devastating events. With just four spots remaining, will the five remaining ladies turn cutthroat? Or will their newfound friendships be strong enough to band together? 

Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club welcomes its newest members. But new tensions and old rivalries come to a head. The surviving moms are ready to reap the rewards of membership. But none of them have counted on club founder, Bettina Connaught  Cross, exerting excessive control over her domain after a bitter betrayal. They are trying to stay out of sight long enough to deal with their own issues: Lorna must tell her family about Dante's autism, but keeping it on her own terms could be difficult when her hippie mom and socialite mother-in-law meet for the first time. Jillian fights to regain her financial footing and confront her own insecurities, finding comfort in an unexpected place.Ally can't bear the thought of hurting Jade, so she continues to bury her feelings for Brady. But when another desperate housewife stirs the mix, Jade could become a pawn in an even more devious game.

As summer sizzles in Totlandia, emotions boil: When Jillian's vindictive joke backfires, she learns the true meaning of forgiveness. Jade's betrayal puts her in a dangerous downward spiral--until she finds friendship and redemption where she least expects it. Lorna faces the biggest trial in her marriage and makes an important decision that may end it for good. While Ally may regret the choices made for the club, her exile puts new opportunities in her path, thanks to Brady and his ceaseless desire to win her over--with Barry's help, who is playing his own little game with the Top Moms. But it's Bettina who suffers the ultimate punishment: one that changes her life, and the livelihood of the club, forever.  

Four weddings. Three babies. Two funerals. One heck of a Twosies year. Welcome back to Totlandia. 

When Bettina Cross is faced with having to share the leadership of her beloved Pacific Heights Moms and Tots Club with her sister-in-law, Lorna Connaught, she plays dirty--only to discover that her actions have aligned her two true enemies Bettina's problems are compounded when Daniel Warwick, a Department of Justice prosecutor, wants to use her as bait to trap her soon-to-be ex, Art, into coming home and answering to long list of fraud charges. While Bettina fighting desperately to preserve her social standing, Brady lines up venture capital funding for Life of Pie, Ally must shore up Jillian's insecurities that her pies won't live up to Brady's promises. Now that Reggie is teaching Shakespeare at UC Berkeley, Jade struggles with her fear that she's competing for his affections with his student assistant. Finally, an unexpected tragedy puts Jillian in the middle of her ex's life again--with consequences that will affect her future and those of her twins--forever.  

Besides dealing with the politics of the Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club, Lorna discovers a secret that will scandalize the members--and perhaps have one them leaving in disgrace. Jade's new part-time job on the UC Berkeley campus allows Reggie to see her in a whole new light--one that will either make or break their relationship. Jillian is juggling too much--not just the twins, the growth of Life of Pie, and the details of her wedding, but the guardianship of the infant, Scotty. Will her fiancé, Caleb man up to fatherhood--or will he be scared off by threats of a lawsuit from Rona, the mother her deceased ex-husband, Scott? And Brady's frustration over Ally's refusal to commit to marrying him leads him down a slippery slope: into her past. Finally, Bettina's idea for a new mobile app may get her out of hock--but will it keep her in the good graces of Daniel Warwick, the Federal agent chasing down Art?

For the women of Totlandia, spring brings new life and emotional renewal:

Will Bettina succumb to an easy fix for her problems, or will she embrace the challenge that may lead to the financial freedom she craves? Her mysterious disappearances are adding to Lorna's anxieties to keep the club on an even keel up until she delivers her twins. Jillian is fighting her former mother-in-law for custody of her deceased ex-husband's infant child. As for Jade, she is given an opportunity of a lifetime to prove herself: both as an academic researcher, and as the perfect partner for her fiánce, Reggie. But will his assistant Samantha's attention come between them? And Brady's quest to reunite Ally with her father may be the one thing that will tear their relationship apart. Finally, Top Moms know that their only hope of getting out from under Bettina's thumb is to secure their secrets-filled files hidden deep within a sculpture to be auctioned off with the rest of her possessions. Let the bidding begin!

The final book of the series is filled with surprising conclusions for the Pacific Heights parents you've come to love--and the one you love to hate:Stress from the club and motherhood puts Lorna into a tailspin that threatens life. Will Matthew make the right choice for her and their children? Jade's past puts her career and her marriage to Reggie in jeopardy; In the hope of salvaging her friendship with Jillian, Ally makes a decision that will affect their lives forever. But can it also save her relationship with Brady? Finally: when Art's funeral fails to end Bettina's personal purgatory in San Francisco's social circles, her new puts her back on top, But her success comes at a high price: the love and acceptance of those she loves most.

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Josie's books include: 
- The Housewife Assassin series (14 novels)
- Totlandia series (8 novels)
- True Hollywood Lies series (2 novels)
- The Candidate (political thriller)

- The Baby Planner [2011, Simon & Schuster]
- Gone with the Body [The Body Movers/Kindle Worlds Novella]

- Her novel, Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives [2010, Simon & Schuster] which was optioned by producer Jerry Bruckheimer as a dramatic series for television.

Product details

  • File Size : 5609 KB
  • Publication Date : August 20, 2016
  • Word Wise : Enabled
  • Print Length : 294 pages
  • Publisher : Signal Press (August 20, 2016)
  • Language: : English
  • Text-to-Speech : Not enabled
  • Screen Reader : Supported
  • X-Ray : Not Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting : Enabled
  • Lending : Enabled
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.7 out of 5 stars 29 ratings