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1.0 out of 5 starsComplete Disaster!
November 26, 2016
A Disaster! Ever since we found this weird guy in a gutter while visiting New York, it has completely dominated our house and now the internet.
I'm convinced this novelty has evil magical skills, or something. As a joke we put this stupid thing at the bottom of the tree for laughs, but then it started appearing over on the very far right. That same night some lunatic wrote with a permanent marker on top of our baby Jesus ornament. and wrote "Lyin' Joo Jesus" on it. OMG! And the same person wrote on our Mother Mary ornament, "Knocked-up Mary." WTH!
Then, a few nights later, almost a third of our ornaments, I guess, flocked to and surrounded the cap.
Meanwhile, on the left side of the tree about a third of the ornaments surrounded the Donkey ornament that Mary was riding (which we've had since 1992), and everyone in the family thought that the tree was leaning left, although just barely, but enough to make everything alright and secure.
But the next week, to our complete dismay, despite more ornaments on the left, the tree fell over to the right somehow, I guess because that side had 3 more slightly larger ornaments than the left. But strangely, the Hat was at the top of the fallen tree all over our beautiful angel. We were so shocked. We still don't believe it. And our little blue donkey was on the ground and found crushed. Craziest part is, there was a wall of presents stacked up between the Hat and the nativity seen in the room. And now the tree is inching closer and closer to the fireplace as if it wishes to burn itself and the whole house down.
Anyway, this story somehow first went viral on Twitter and now the whole world is talking about it. Please God, help us all !!
