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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human Paperback – Illustrated, November 29, 2007

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The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth

Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world’s consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck.

Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:
• A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
• When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

• Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
• Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
• Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.

A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time.

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November 29, 2007
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1592403441
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Ian Spector launched the Web phenomenon “Chuck Norris Facts” in 2003 and is the New York Times bestselling author of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T. A recent graduate of Brown University, Spector lives on Long Island.

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Avery; Illustrated edition (November 29, 2007)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 176 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1592403441
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1592403448
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 5 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 4.95 x 0.49 x 6.99 inches

Best Sellers Rank: #129,268 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #159 in Parody
- #335 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humor
- #435 in Humorous American Literature

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Ian Spector is an entrepreneur, digital strategist, and consultant focused on creating impactful digital experiences. In 2005, Ian created "Chuck Norris Facts," the internet's first modern meme featuring curated user-generated content. He is also the New York Times bestselling author of its companion book series, which has over 750,000 copies in print worldwide.

Today, Ian works with entrepreneurs and executives to solve problems and design new products and experiences with data, technology, and user-centered design. He holds a bachelor's degree in cognitive neuroscience from Brown University and an MBA from the MIT Sloan School of Management.

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michael l. anderson

Contents unfunny

Reviewed in the United States on October 6, 2019

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What do you think? : Chuck Norris chocked an estimated 400,000 Vietcong to death in 1985.
Chuck Norris performs back alley abortions with his beard?
Do you think this is funny? I bought this for my son. He is an adult but he would think this is trash. I just opened it up randomly. The rest of the book could be funny, but i can't give this to anyone. The seller was prompt and perfect. The driver was outstanding. My prayers are with them in their continued efforts in their daily lives. As far as the book......🗑️

19 people found this helpful

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MMom

BEYOND AWFUL

Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2019

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My family loves Chuck Norris jokes, so I thought this would be a great gift. I'm so glad I thumbed through it before giving it away. It's full of incredibly vulgar, violent, and sacrilegious jokes. These were beyond the "slightly offensive" jokes you often hear. These were deeply down in the gutter. There are some non-offensive ones, too, but there are soooo many disgusting ones, I'd be embarrassed to own the book, let alone to gift it to anyone.

9 people found this helpful

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mathew brown

Too vulgar and inappropriate!

Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2019

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We bought this as a Christmas gift for my brother-in-law that we call Chuck Norris. We thought it would have some funny jokes like what we are used to seeing on the Internet. Instead, this book is full of trash jokes that are very inappropriate. We are actually ashamed to give it to him. If you like smack jokes, then this book is for you. Otherwise, look for something else for Chuck Norris jokes. He is a good man, and doesn’t deserve to have his name drug through this smut that this book does.

6 people found this helpful

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Rebecca

Mother in law + Chuck Norris

Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2020

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Bought this for my mother in law. She sure does like her Chuck hahaha! Anyways this present made her day and she went on reading it right away. She told me some of the funny lil jokes are offensive. Disclaimer she is 60 yrs old. My husband and I are in our 30's. Both my husband and I are totally opposites when it comes to comedy. What she thought was a little racy I can see where she's coming from, but my husband and I thought it was funny considering its Chuck Norris!!

Reviewed in the United States on June 21, 2019

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Had a white elephant gift exchange at work with over 50 people and this one was a hit! People asked where I got it so they could get one for themselves.

4 people found this helpful

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D. R. O.

Some just don't make sense

Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2018

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All of these are available online but it costs less when I drop this book in the toilet than my cell. Some just are plain not funny or make no sense but mostly good, and convenient.

4 people found this helpful

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Kyle Commons

if your expecting this to be a gag gift or funny gift its great

Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2013

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i read the negative reviews before buying this and i disagree with all of them that werent shipping related. yeah the book has some swear words but i mean come on. nothing your child wont hear at school. lot of funnny "facts" that will make you smile and a few that will make you laugh as well. was a good small gift filler for my brother. over 400 clever facts that someone made up but would be fun to look through. a solid gift for anybody whos a fan of some of the chuck norris facts

8 people found this helpful

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Kindle Customer

So many laughs!

Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2018

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I bought this book for my mother-in-law for Christmas. The whole family was cracking up laughing so hard. We just could not stop reading this. It is fun for the entire family and very Entertaining when guests come over.

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D. Purdon

funny as hell

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 27, 2008

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this book contains a host of "facts" about the cult legand that is chuck norris, for example

-Mr T once beat chuck norris in a game of ti tack toe, in response chuck norris invented rascism

-chuck norris was once bitten by a cobra, after five days of agony the cobra finaly died

a very amusing read if a bit lightweight, i think i read it in about an hour
but i would still recomend buying it as it had me and my mates in stiches

5 people found this helpful

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sam

chuck norris

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 1, 2011

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Brilliant christmas pressy, made us laugh and the person recieving this it made him laugh aswell a brilliant present and would buy other books again. Much cheaper than in the shops, only problem is it is small and was nearly lost before wrapping up, silly me.

One person found this helpful

7ayeb

If you think Chuck Norris is tough

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 16, 2016

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This was just funny, great stocking filler
or secret santa gift.

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LMW

V Funny

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 21, 2013

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Very funny
Read several times
Great value for money
Would definately recommend that everyone should have a copy with no exceptions

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