- Product Dimensions: 6 x 6 x 10.2 inches ; 8.7 pounds
- Shipping Weight: 8.7 pounds
- ASIN: B00032G1S0
- UPC: 041900076382 070600000014
- Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1,893 customer reviews)
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #284,450 in Grocery & Gourmet Food (See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food)
Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz
- Tuscan Whole Milk, 1Gallon
Tuscan® Dairy Farms™ Milk.
Our farmers' pledge: no artificial growth hormones*.
Milk Vitamin D.
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Top Customer Reviews
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.
And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of many Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!Read more ›
After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.
Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.
Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"
"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."
That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.
I poured some in strategic spots in my house and car, so I can enjoy the smell for weeks to come.
"Sir," said the TSA agent, "is this your bag?"
"You know it is," I replied.
"There's no need to get testy sir," he said.
The agent escorted me over to a side table.
"Do you mind if I search your bag?" he asked.
"What will you do if I say no?" I asked.
"I'll take you in the back room and we'll strip search you," he replied.
"Then by all means, go ahead and search," I said.
The agent opened my bag and peered inside.
"What do you call this sir?" the agent asked holding up a pair of nail clippers.
"Those are nail clippers," I said.
"I'm going to have to confiscate these," he said.
"That's alright," I replied, "they sell them for a dollar in the store next to my departure gate."
The agent looked at me with hate in his eyes. He looked back into my bag and pulled out my gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk.
"Sir, you can't take this on the plane," he said.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because, if you have more than three ounces of a liquid you could use it to blow up the plane," he said.
I was astonished. I had no idea that Tuscan Whole Milk was so powerful.
"May I drink it now?" I asked.
"Yes," he said, "liquids are harmless once they are inside of you."
I drank the entire gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk that I had purchased on Amazon.com while the people behind me grew increasingly inpatient.
It was delicious.
I did not blow up.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz Is a spectacular product, the greatest milk I've ever had (and I have had a lot), but none shall ever top Tuscan Dairy Whole... Read morePublished 3 days ago by Stephanie Paquin Kelly
There is but one question to be asked... does Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz prove the existence of a greater being? Read morePublished 4 days ago by minmin
Once Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz runs through your lips and dances across your tongue, one cannot derive any higher pleasure from ordinary milk or even life... Read morePublished 16 days ago by Amazon Customer
I just loved this luscious milk product. Aunt Edna and I shared it. It was good. Earlier this morning, I checked my fridge to sneak some milk into my stomach. IT. WAS. EMPTY. Read morePublished 20 days ago by js
SAINT LORD JIMMY CAME FROM ABOVE! HE GRANTS US THE BEAUTIFUL MILK THAT IS TUSCAN DAIRY. JIMMY HAS GRANTED THIS WORLD HOPE. MY MILK PROBLEMS ARE NOW OVER. THANK YOU JIMMYPublished 23 days ago by irene kakossian
I really love this milk! It is very nutritious and my kids are also drinking and they really like the taste of it.Published 24 days ago by Mary
5 stars for this Milk product! Perfect for my morning cereals!Published 1 month ago by Daughter of the Nile