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Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz

3.5 out of 5 stars 1,545

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Diet type
Brand Tuscan Dairy Farms
Allergen Information Milk
Item Weight 8.7 Pounds
Item Form Liquid
Unit Count 128.0 Ounce

About this item

  • Fresh Milk
  • Gluten Free

Product Description

Grocery Dairy

Product details

  • Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.96 x 5.96 x 10.25 inches; 8.7 Pounds
  • UPC ‏ : ‎ 778554664688 041900076382 070600000014
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Tuscan Dairy
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00032G1S0
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.5 out of 5 stars 1,545

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Ingredients

Milk, Vitamin D3.

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3.5 out of 5 stars
3.5 out of 5
1,545 global ratings
Udder ecstasy!!!!
5 Stars
Udder ecstasy!!!!
Even though I prefer getting my milk by sucking directly on the teet of a dairy cow, this is truly the next best thing! And anyway, dairy cows can take up a bit too much space in my studio apartment, not to mention the cost of hay, the constant mooing, and the manure piled all over the apartment.But let's get back to this succulent white creamy wave of liquid bovine heaven which mere mortals have named "Tuscan's Milk" ... Nothing, but nothing, can prepare you for your first taste of this "udder ecstasy" ... from the moment it touches your lips, and passes down into your grateful stomach, to the time it gives you lactose-intolerant induced diahrrea, you'll be thanking those Tuscan cows for all their hard work and dedication. And just think - with all those added hormones and other pharamaceuticals, you'll never need to take anitbotics again! (just hope you never run into any of those pesky antibiotic-resistant flesh eating bacterias, but if you do, rest assured that soaking in a bath of Tuscan's milk will be a quick and effective cure).One added benefit that I have observed while drinking this "milk of the Gods" is that I seem to have gotten incredibly strong. So strong in fact, that I no longer have to drive my car to work, but can simply poke my feet through the floor and run it "Flinstone's style" for my entire 45 mile commute! Sure, I might get some weird looks from my fellow commuters, but it saves on gas and is a great form of exercise too! And that's not all! Since drinking Tuscan's milk, my feet seem to be hardening and taking on the shape of hooves, which means I will no longer be a slave to fashionable yet expensive and uncomfortable shoes. Thanks, Tuscan's!To those of you thinking about buying regular milk in your local grocery to bypass the $30 expedited delivery fee, think about this: each gallon of milk bought from another brand means one more Tuscan's cow sent off to the unemployment line, forced to live on welfare and food stamps, which guarantees the rapid and spiralling decent into drug use and domestic violence for the cows and their families. JUST BUY TUSCAN'S!!!!!
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