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Twisted Christmas

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Rivers,Bob Comedy Corp ~ Twisted Christmas

Track Listings

Disc: 1

  1. The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
  2. The Chimney Song
  3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
  4. Wreck The Malls
  5. A Visit From St. Nicholson
  6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  7. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)
  8. The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen'
  9. Foreigners
  10. Joy To The World
  11. A Message From The King


Product Details

  • Audio CD (October 25, 1990)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Critique / Atco
  • ASIN: B000002JLV
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (125 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #62,256 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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This holiday parody collection has a few masterpieces on it which more than make up for a dated clunker or two. "The Chimney Song", also known as "Santa's stuck up in the chimney" is worth the purchase price all by itself if you have a kid between the ages of eight and 13. Also fine are "Twelve Pains of Christmas" and "Wreck the Malls" and "The Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen' and "I'm Dressing Up Like Santa When I Get Out on Parole." The misfires include a Jack Nicholson-sound-alike recitation and "Come All Ye Faithful Dead-heads". If you like this sort of thing, also consider buying from Amazon Dave Rudolf's "Completely Cracked Christmas." That one's as good as this, and also has a stuck-in-the-fireplace Santa song, coincidentally. Both of them work for temporarily relieving the stress of shopping, traffic and other holiday burdens.
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The words to these hysterically funny tunes, especially the "12 Pains" song, really depict how idiotic people become during the holiday season! Very funny! Great for any holiday party or to relieve stress at work. Buy this one for hard to buy for people or for grab bags.
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The best cut - by far is the 12 Pains of Christmas, especially when the song gets to the higher numbers and the singers are getting frustrated with their "tasks." The Child singing "The Chimney Song" was adorable. I also laughed aloud at "The Restroom Door Said Gentleman." The message from Elvis and the Jack Nickelson peice - I could've done without. Also the "Foreigners" track usually get's fastfowarded over. All in all I really do enjoy the tape.
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So happy to find these Bob River "Twisted Christmas" albums on CD. Will slowly build my collection of crazy parody songs. You should have a sense of humor to listen to this, if so, you will like them. All new lyrics to songs we remember.
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I heard the Chimney song on the radio which I thought so clever I looked on Amazon found the CD and I am so happy with each and every song on it. Bob Rivers has made a great cd in my personal opinion I laughed and laughed at all of the recorded songs. It will be a favorite for me for many years to come.
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I used to have this one a long time ago. My daughter found it on Amazon and ordered it for me, on my account of course. I am very happy she did and we got it just in time for Christmas. So the whole family got to enjoy it. So many of the songs are so hilarious, if you want a twist on some old favorites then get this one. (I don't care as much for his Twisted Radio). I was truly amazed at how fast we got this, right on Christmas Eve morning.
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Hilarious comedy. At the time, I had never heard of these selections but have since been humming them. Jack Nicholson's voice talent actor is great at the character inflections and atitude all throughout his stint and the "Restroom door said gentlemen" is still in my head all these years later.
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If you like funny Christmas songs, you will love this CD from Bob Rivers, especially the song, "The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen," to the tune, "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen." Still as funny as it was over 25 years ago!
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