- Age Range: 9 - 12 years
- Grade Level: 4 - 8
- Lexile Measure: 970L (What's this?)
- Paperback: 208 pages
- Publisher: Sourcebooks Jabberwocky (July 1, 2011)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 1402238347
- ISBN-13: 978-1402238345
- Product Dimensions: 5.8 x 0.8 x 8 inches
- Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
- Average Customer Review: 4 customer reviews
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #847,361 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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About the Author
Kenn Nesbitt was destined to rule the world from an early age but, fortunately for mankind, got sidetracked writing six collections of funny poetry for kids-including My Hippo Has the Hiccups and The Tighty-Whitey Spider-and one picture book, the patently untrue story of the author's struggle to wrest control of his book from the children who want it to have More Bears! By visiting schools throughout the nation, Kenn regularly dupes unsuspecting children into thinking that reading is fun and writing is easy. Kenn is currently plotting the overthrow of humanity from his underground fortress in Spokane, Washington where he hides out with his wife and two minions.
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Some of the steps are easier than others. There's a reason that Making a Name for Yourself, is step 2. If you can't figure out that Baroness von Crusher will demand more respect than Princess Sparkle Pony, you have not a prayer of Defeating Secret Agents (step 9). But don't worry! Step 1 is Becoming a Genius Overnight, so even if you are not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, it takes almost no effort at all to boost up to genius level. And what does that have to do with fitting a whole pickle in your nose or how much of your brain is made from fish fat? Exactly.
I don't know of a better way to describe this book except to say it imparts super duper valuable lessons that you cannot live another minute without learning. Haven't you always wondered how to make mutant monsters? Wouldn't it be incredibly handy to learn how to stop time? This is the key to learning how to string together the perfect evil catchphrase, letting loose with the perfect diabolical laugh, and creating your very own evil theme song. If you are a person who enjoys sarcasm, wit, and odd ideas - congratulations, you just hit the jackpot. This is the book, people!