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Useless News And Other Crap: Short Funny Jokes and One-Liners about Weird and Stupid News Stories, Surveys and Scientific Facts by [Hansen, Valerie]
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"I laughed so hard reading 'Useless News and Other Crap'  that I had a double hernia! I'm glad I bought it but now I don't have the strength to lift my iPad."

Joe "Crouching Tiger" McSweatly


"'Useless News and Other Crap' made me laugh so loudly it woke my husband out of a coma.  Now I have to talk to him again! Thanks for ruining ten years of peace and quiet!"

Upset housewife in Toad Suck, Arkansas


"I liked 'Useless News and Other Crap' because there are no demeaning references to fire hydrants."

Seymour Dogbreath III, President and CEO of Long Island Fire Hydrant Appreciation Society


"I looked through the entire book and never found one recipe for sweet and sour asparagus."
 
Mental hospital escapee with illegal internet access

"'Useless News and Other Crap' is to literature what the slide-whistle is to classical music." 


John Sebastian Golden-Tuchus

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  • File Size: 193 KB
  • Print Length: 85 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publication Date: November 10, 2013
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00GELA5A4
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #669,303 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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