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Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? (True Adventures in Cult Fandom) Paperback – August 1, 2007
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Allyson Beatrice lives a not-quite-ordinary life. Her job and almost everyone she knows are the result of spending too much time on the Internet talking about vampires, slayers and lesbian witches. And her encounters are even more unusual than you'd imagine. A hilarious collection of true stories from Allyson's days as one of the Internet's leading cult TV fan gurus, her mind-boggling escapades include meetings with network executives in dark steakhouses to try to save doomed TV shows and one hastily arranged wedding for two committed Buffy fans. Honest, emotional and side-splittingly snarky, Allyson Beatrice brings a fresh voice to these wild but true stories. Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? welcomes you to a fun and sometimes bizarre world where stupidity frustrates, wit triumphs and connections are made in most unlikely ways...a world, in fact, not too different from our own.
- Print length248 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherSourcebooks
- Publication dateAugust 1, 2007
- Dimensions6 x 0.62 x 8 inches
- ISBN-101402208456
- ISBN-13978-1402208454
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Allyson Beatrice is one of the Internet's premier TV fan gurus. She is the cofounder of EMA, an event-planning and consulting company that specializes in Internet fan community events and entertainment industry gatherings. She has more than 10 years' combined experience in event planning, advertising and public relations. Allyson lives in Los Angeles, California.
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- Publisher : Sourcebooks; 1st edition (August 1, 2007)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 248 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1402208456
- ISBN-13 : 978-1402208454
- Item Weight : 11.7 ounces
- Dimensions : 6 x 0.62 x 8 inches
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"Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby?" is written by Allyson Beatrice, who is the cofounder of an events-planning and consulting company that was the result of her involvement in cult fandom. Her name was given to a character who got her face ripped off on an episode of "The Inside," because Beatrice has a friendship with writer-producer Tim Minear, who is one of several recognizable names praising the book on its covers (David Fury and Nicholas Brendon being the most prominent of the rest). In her opening chapter Beatrice makes it clear that one the show was cancelled she moved on and is not interested in the academic dissections that continue to flourish in the wake of the show's demise. However, she is equally clear that once upon a time she would have taken things quite seriously. Beatrice is not a reformed fan of cult television; she is simply removed anywhere from a half-step to two steps from the "BtVS" experience.
This book is a collection of anecdotes arranged topically, and not the chronological record of Allyson Beatrice's descent in the abyss that is cult fandom. The title comes from an outburst by an exasperated hotel employee dealing with the strange people showing up for one of the legendary Posting Board Parties held by "BtVS" fans on Presidents' Day weekend. However, few of the chapters in this book are about the show. There is the horror story of what happened to the fans' posting board when "BtVS" went from the WB to UPSN and how Beatrice came to find a home for Joss Whedon's cat, and there is a chapter devoted to the effort to save "Firefly." But the "True Adventures in Cult Fandom" part of the title is the best description of what you will find inside these pages.
Actually, I ended up relating to this book more through my limited experience on the Amazon.com discussion boards with its ample examples of flame wars and false identities than from watching "BtVS" and other Whedon shows, although I have to say that the chapter where I most felt like a kindred spirit with Beatrice would be "Imposter!" (insert the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear here). That was where I fell off the fence and decided to round up on this book. The chapters on "Munchausen's by Internet," "The Internet Wants Your Daughters," and "Random Acts of PayPal" all speak to the best and worst that living online has to offer. The scale ends up tipping towards the better side of the scale and by the end of the book you are convinced this is because that is the case and not just because Beatrice insists on seeing the glass as being half full (karma clearly demands otherwise).
I was a bit worried when I picked up this book because the blurb at the top of the cover compares what is inside to Fresca, and I never liked Fresca. However, it did not take long to abandon the metaphor and enjoy both the anecdotes and the style in which they are written. If you enjoy this book then you should check out Beatrice's website for tales of her latest adventures (if there was ever a second edition of this book, her story of how Joss Whedon ended up autographing a copy of this book would have to be included). You can also find a whole bunch of links to other websites worth exploring (already I have found the unaired episodes of "Drive") is reading this book only whets your appetite for more of the same.
For a hilarious read which lampoons sci-fi fandom, try Bimbos of the Death Sun by Sharyn McCrumb.
points on trolls and how they operate. After laborous reading,
I filed this book in the wastebasket. I was interested in it as
I am a fan of a noted singer.
Allyson would be the first to admit that she's a flawed character, which is a good thing. Reading someone "self praising" through an entire book can get quite tedious. Allyson does mention her high points, but she is quick to point out that she can be nasty and cut-throat in forum postings as well. It makes her more human.
Unfortunately, that's the way she begins the book. She starts by bashing people who love TV shows like Buffy, looking down on them and pitying them. Now, I have to admit that I didn't watch Buffy - the theme of a pretty blonde girl in High School just didn't appeal to me - but I love sci-fi in general. I saw Star Wars ten times when it first came out, and spent my childhood completely immersed in anything sci-fi and fantasy that I could. I read Lord of the Rings at least yearly. So while I didn't feel personal angst about her diatribe against Buffy people, it still bugged me that she - who used to love the show - could turn so easily against people who felt that kinship. It set a poor tone for the book.
I kept going, though. I was rewarded in portions by laugh out loud commentary. Surely anyone who has been on forums can relate to some of the situations described. It has nothing to do with Buffy - it simply has to do with online web forums. In one area she talks about how forum arguments tend to escalate until someone brings up Hitler or Nazis - and that the person who does this is immediately considered as having lost the argument, and the thread is shut down. I happened to have been with my father while reading this, and he had this exact situation happen only a few weeks earlier on a USGENWEB (genealogy) group.
Part of the issue I have with the book is that it makes it seem at times that Buffy fans were unique in their reactions and issues. I can probably cite exact duplicates of pretty much every situation here - from the woman lying about her dying child on a forum for sympathy, to people gathering thousands of dollars to help out a friend they'd never met, to tons of online people meeting together for the first time - in numerous other forums. These are, really, very common things on the web.
I've been to many science fiction conventions. The situations she mentions have actually been going on BEFORE there was an internet (really, there was such a time!). People used to have paper newsletters, mail groups and phone conversations.
So it felt a bit silly to hear for the fourth or fifth time how amazing it was that people who had NEVER MET BEFORE were getting together to see each other! Yikes! They'd only talked remotely before? And now they were in person? Really, this happens all the time. It's neat, but it's common.
So in the end, I had a mixed reaction. I certainly enjoyed some sections. Other, long sections felt more like reading someone's personal diary - with people I'd never met, and who weren't described in enough detail for me to really connect with. Yet other sections felt a little like reading Al Gore talk about how he invented the Internet.
If you've ever been involved in forum activity, this book will probably have areas you really enjoy. I'd highly recommend getting it out from the library - or borrowing a copy from a friend, to glean those gems from the book. But as far as a book that I'd repeatedly read, or that I enjoyed from start to finish, it didn't fall into that category for me.

