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Vikings at Dino's: A Novel of Lunch and Mayhem Paperback – May 13, 2016
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The Vikings kill some customers and burn down Dino’s, stomp out, board their longship (which is balanced on its keel in the parking lot) and vanish. Things go on like that for some days, with first Vikings and then a Roman legion and then lots and lots of Mongols on little ponies appearing and sometimes disappearing (but more often sticking around to wreak bloody mayhem on the town).
Various things become clear, like for example Michael, the protagonist is “small for his age” because he stopped growing at about ten or eleven years old. He’s twenty something and does stuff with computers. One exchange that made me laugh went like this:
“What if it’s a magic devise? How are you going to figure that out?”
“No problem. Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from software.”
Which may be arguable, but is definitely a great line.
There are quite a few nice lines in <em>Vikings</em>, which is a time-travel romp with underlying serious notes. Michael is a great protagonist. That “When you’re small for your age” tagline reappears in different forms; you can chart Michael’s character arc by that line as he becomes much less solitary and much more open to the world.
Michael’s father, it turns out, was a Traveler, a person born with the ability to step easily from one parallel world to another. He passed that ability on to Michael; thus the story that unfolds in <em>Vikings</em>. Unfortunately, Michael’s father was also a “sad, lonely, friendless man;” Michael never knew him, but he basically tried to make sure Michael would be cut off from most ordinary human society too (because he thought a Traveler was more likely to survive that way, evidently). We don’t meet the father in this book, though I wouldn’t be surprised if we do in the sequel. Family relationships are important in <em>Vikings</em>, especially Michael’s relationship with his mother. The foundation is also laid for a possible romance.
<strong>What worked for me:</strong>
I liked Michael a lot, especially as he discovers that quite a few people in the town are actually friends, or would like to be, a startling revelation to a guy who has been something of a recluse. I don’t remember encountering a person who is “small for his age” as a protagonist before. Wait, yes I do: Bee in <em>Fool’s Assassin</em> by Robin Hobb is very tiny and she does take the pov from time to time, but various things about that book annoyed me so much that I could not possibly appreciate Bee. Also, that’s a slooow-paced secondary world epic fantasy, offering a totally different reading experience than a contemporary time-traveling fantasy like <em>Vikings</em>.
Anyway, Michael was believable and likable. He’s competent, but not unbelievably uber-competent; and a decent guy without being exactly nice.
I liked Michael’s mother, though she didn’t seem quite as believable; and Bernie (named after St Bernadette), who learns better than to be quite so quick to leap to unfortunate conclusions as she was at first. There are quite a few minor characters that round out the cast, and I liked them too, especially the police chief.
<em>The plotting: </em>
This is a short novel and even though the protagonist is in his twenties, I’m pretty sure it would work well for a YA audience as well as for adult readers. It’s fast-paced and the plotting is tight, with just a few loose ends left hanging for the sequel; plus Michael's character arc is pretty much a YA type of arc as he moves from solitary to engaged with his community. If you enjoy stories that involve time travel, and if you have a kid from twelve on up who also likes time travel stories, I'd expect you'd both get into this one.
I don’t much care for time travel myself, as a rule, but I liked <em>Vikings</em>, partly because it’s actually parallel-universe hopping and some pretty weird worlds are thrown in there for contrast. There’s a pretty horrifying dead world that we see several times, among others.
The style is light; it’s funny without being heavy-handed about the humor. It’s quick and fun to read, but not too quick or too fun or too quirky – there’s a limit to how light I like my SFF, and this doesn’t go over that line, so I really enjoyed it. The narrative is first-person, where the protagonist’s voice makes all the difference, and here the overall style suits Michael perfectly. The underlying themes about family and community add depth, also without being at all heavy-handed.
I’m pretty sure this book was self-published, so I’ll add that it’s practically error-free. I noticed two minor her-and-I type errors, but this is the kind of thing that might just happen in ordinary dialogue because in conversation people do sometimes say “I” when they mean “me.” I noticed just one actual typo, which is pretty impressive considering how VERY difficult it is to get rid of Every Single Typo, as I am once again finding out as I move toward the release of <em>Shadow Twin</em>.
Definitely recommended, and I'll be keeping an eye out for the sequel, which I believe will be called <em>Very Truly Run After</em>.
This was AMAZING. Michael is a software designer who works from home and likes to indulge in going out for lunch. But soon that turns into an absurdist nightmare as various inexplicable raiders show up to loot and pillage those establishments. Michael has no interest in getting caught up with any of this, but he can't seem to escape always being in the middle of things.
Basically, go read the sample on Amazon. The first chapter lays everything out beautifully. I love this kind of surreal comedy, where the events playing out could almost be a dream except real people are stuck trying to deal with the consequences.
And the rest of the book is just as funny, with unexpected bouts of seriousness (well, people ARE in real danger).
It was also interesting because Michael has a condition where he stopped growing at ten years old, so he has the body of a child and people tend to treat him that way. It's soured his view on a number of things. Being an "eternal child" isn't as much fun as it sounds. It does, however, make for some really funny scenes.
Overall, this was highly entertaining, and absolutely one I will read again. I rate this Highly Recommended.
There's danger, adventure, romance, and a thread of humor throughout the hero's first person narrative. What more could you ask for? The violence, barely hinted at (no gory details), is of the comic-book type, mainly there to create the conflict and challenges for the hero.
Did I mention that the hero is a software engineer? Computer geeks and other assorted nerds should have no trouble relating to this story. This includes my husband and 23-year-old son, who both enjoyed the novel. (They might object to my classification of them, though.)
Perhaps my only quibble with the book is that the author makes the Roman types seem nicer than what I know of ancient Romans; for example, they perfected the practice of crucifixion (although it seems to have begun with the ancient Persians).
At any rate, when you're small for your age ... anything can happen. Well worth the read.
Note to Will Duquette's publisher: Pick up this guy's option, because I'm waiting for the next installment.