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The fact that Rosie at 23 years old was that naive to sex and a penis was ridiculous. I could believe the fact that she was a virgin because of her upbringing, but the rest…no. There is Google and porn.
I regret buying this book for $3.99. I saw all the amazing reviews, but this humor is not for me.
So many scenes in this book were so uncomfortable. Below are spoilers.
#1 - When Rosie farted on one of her dates while he was giving her oral.
#2 – When she threw up on the one guy while trying to give him oral.
#3 – It got annoying when Rosie continued called her vagina, Virginia. The joke got old.
#4 - Henry going through his all his dates got exhausting. I did not like (even though he was drunk) that he called one of his many dates, Rindy “one of the hottest pieces of a** he had seen in the longest time”. This was supposed to be the time he was supposed have his feelings changing for Rosie. Maybe he was trying to hurt Rosie. However, he could be hurtful.
To be honest the ending kind of ruined it for me. Ruined Henry as well. I liked this guy until the end. He was so eager to jump another girl right after he got the girl of his dream? Ugh. I'm still angry about that one. And Rosie just overlooked it like it was her fault. She didn't even do anything but listen to her voicemail.
I wish I could erase that ending from my mind.
Other than the ending, the book was awesome. It was def one of the most hilarious book I've read. Rosie was dorky and cute and naive but also ballsy. She was willing to try things out of her comfort zone. She had me rolling on the ground with some of her incidents.
Henry was the perfect book bf until the end. He turned into a complete arse and I'm still jot over it. He didn't deserve Rosie in the end. If he was so in love with her for so long why was he always sleeping with other women. Made no sense. Typical arse I guess.
But, it was cute, and for the most part funny. It was fairly predictable, the characters were likable, (although I wanted to just slap both Henry and Rosie at times). If you're looking for a quick, light and easy read this might be for you.
It is no secret that I absolutely adore Meghan Quinn and her writing. This book was no exception I loved it from the very first page. I am pretty sure most of my co-workers thought I was on drugs yesterday, because I started reading while still at work ... bad idea ... I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!
"Love isn't easy and love isn't kind; love is something you sacrifice everything for in hopes that maybe, just maybe, there is a person in this world who will accept you for who you are."
Aspiring author Rosie Bloom, didn't exactly land her dream job after college. After majoring in English, she lands a job at a magazine called "Friendly Felines", not what she had in mind after college. She spends her days surrounded by demon-possessed cats, who are determined to drive her insane. However she hasn't completely given up on her dream, in her spare time she is attempting to write a novel. But lets be honest with each other, Rosie is a virgin, writing a romance novel, with absolutely no romantic experience what so ever ... you see where I'm going with this ?!?! Writing sex scenes proves to be a very real struggle for her, considering she has never even seen a peen, so her friends decide that she needs to experience it all and finally lose her V-card ... for the good of her book!!
“Rosie, if you can’t say v@gin@ out loud, then there is no way you will be able to write about throbbing p_nises and aroused nipples.”
So with Delaney and Henry on a mission to help her in the romance department, they set her up an online dating profile. Rosie finds a couple cute date-worthy guys on the site, she gets asked out by a handsome photographer while out on a job for her magazine, and she even has a run in semi-date with a hot guy she meets in the elevator of her building. But this poor girls bad-luck is just exceptional because her dates are cringe worthy, the amount of embarrassment she feels on every single date makes me blush for her, but at the same time i laughed until i cried because i mean ... who splits their pants bowling, throws up on a guys junk, and farts while a guys going down on her ... Rosie Bloom thats who!!
Rosie keeps a journal/diary so to speak of what she has learned so that hopefully in the long run it will all help with her writing. These entries are absolutely awesome!! She's got Henry trying to teach her how to give a blowjob ... on a banana, and Delaney taking her to get waxed and bleached.
"Flick, granny teeth, backdoor balls, and hum your life away: the keys to the perfect blowjob. Men like to be hummed to when getting blowjobs, interesting. I wonder if it's some kind of lullaby for their p_nis. I would want to see the scientific research on that."
I enjoyed the awkward, bumbling, uncomfortable characters in this book. To many times books are so perfect its hard to immerse yourself in them because you can't relate. This book was most definitely relatable. The characters were real, normal, average even, they were funny, sweet, caring, and like most of us Rosie got pushed out of her comfort zone to experience something she never had. Because she was willing to push herself and be awkward and imperfect she made memories and developed life experience like all of us. And hey she even found love in the process!!
"Love is funny. It comes in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes its hard to find and sometimes its sitting right in front of you, waiting to be recognized."
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