Vomit Gore Trilogy
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This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Not because it is gory or twisted but because it was such a complete piece of crap. Dont waste your time or money on this hack job that has somehow been categorized as a movie!
The Vomit Gore Trilogy (what a joke of a name) is the antithesis of such. With every frame the director-whom I refuse to refer to by his name because it just shows he's trying way too hard to be "edgy"-makes it inherently clear that he has virtually no talent or eye for the medium, whatsoever. Pretentious doesn't quite do it justice.
His neatly crafted and blatantly fabricated "backstory" he's made for himself is even more of a joke than this movie.
I've never in my life experienced a single film, let alone three, that were filled with such absolutely vapid material.
Aside from the non-existent plot and lack of any coherent message (whatever, I enjoyed Begotten, although it actually had a message) the trilogy falls flat in any attempt of being even a mediocrely crafted work. There is literally no technical skill to be found or admired within. It's as if an escaped mental patient with a tenuous grasp on how to tie his shoes found a camera, filmed himself puking on a crack whore, and tried to tell people it was art.
Please, save yourself the agony of trying to watch this garbage, watch something with some merit instead, something that's actually well composed and was crafted out of talent.
And to the other reviewers, comparing this festering heap of rotting carcasses to a masterpiece such as Eraserhead is doing Mr.Lynch a grave injustice.
The Vomit Gore Trilogy, despite being three separate movies, is really one 4-hour-long experiment in disgust made by a guy that goes by the name Lucifer Valentine. I have to give it 4 stars, not because I enjoyed it, but for the willingness of everybody in the movies to actually break multiple taboos. There is a story, but it just provides a little bit of structure for what is really an exhibition of rare and extreme sexual fetishes. I will summarize the three movies for you. Technically, there are spoilers here, but trust me when I say it doesn't matter.
"Slaughtered Vomit Dolls"
1. The movie starts with a sweet little girl on home video, talking about little girl things. Then, the little girl turns into a woman in her late teens. She is talking to someone behind a video camera. I'm pretty sure it's Satan. Really. Anyway, she introduces herself as Angela Aberdeen As she talks, you learn she has been abused. She makes a pact with Satan, and becomes a bulimic, drug-addicted stripper prostitute named Blisters, who says things like "I don't know what's left of me, but you can f*** it if you want". At the end of the movie, she drowns herself in a bathtub (which is apparently how Valentine's sister killed herself in real life).
2. The movie pretty much matches its title. Soon after Angela turns into Blisters, people start getting slaughtered. The first one is a relatively simple gouging of the eyeballs. It gets more graphic and disturbing from there.
Did I mention that Blisters is bulimic? We also get treated to watching her make herself vomit. And this is no "tube taped to her cheek" trick. This is real.
3. About halfway through this film, a man appears.Read more ›
Now don't get me wrong Lucifer is not with out talent, i also ordered his film "Black Metal Vanes" and i love it its a 5 star piece of voyerism i love it. So I do think Mr Lucifer has talent i guess i am just not into Vomit, i am awaiting his next, i do hope he stays clear of personal obsessions and dose something new.
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