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Weak at the Top: The Uncensored Diary of the Last Cavemanager Paperback – December, 2002
"Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)" by David Sedaris
In one of the most anticipated books of 2017, David Sedaris tells a story that is, literally, a lifetime in the making. Pre-order today
Monday Recruitment week! This is where I play God and toy with other people's lives. Rigorously pre-sorted CVs. Photos first - don't want any swamp donkeys scowling round the office. Then checked interests. I will not work with anybody who thinks rambling is interesting. Found one with skydiving under interests. Crossed him off - can't have employees who are more interesting that you are. Hayley my PA asked if she could go on self-assertion course. I said no for the hundredth time. Tuesday Working from gym today. Told Hayley I need to spend more time looking at the figures. Have diverted all calls to our Customer Careline where they will be patronised to death by a recording which says they're held in a queue and we value their call very much. We don't tell them we value their call because we're charging them A GBP3 a minute for it and the queue they're held in is a circular one. Wednesday Got in so late I hardly had time to bin post, delete e-mails and cancel meetings before lunch. In the afternoon called in top totty Emily Reimbold and gave her a quick 360A Adegree appraisal (if her skirt was any shorter it would be a collar).Asked her if she'd like to have dinner to discuss a more hands-on management style. She declined but I assured her my door was always open (the one marked 'Bedroom').
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Top Customer Reviews
It's most definitely a "blokey" book and will have "real men" chuckling away on the beach annoying everyone around them!
I loaned my copy years ago to my ex boss who seemed a bit apprehensive at first, but he came in a couple days later saying it was the most amusing book he had read in a long time (this was something major given his total lack of sense of humour during office hours).
It's not how Marketing really is, but there are certainly individuals out there who get away with it like Mr Weak does!
Loved the Mr BoJangles wine bar sessions!
Ideal for a post New Labour world and getting back to life as it should be! My wife found it amusing as well!
Buy it and chuckle away page after page after page!