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Product Details

  • Paperback: 341 pages
  • Publisher: Eyes Open Media (2009)
  • ISBN-10: 0615334601
  • ISBN-13: 978-0615334608
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.8 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #172,822 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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By Franklin H. Fischer on September 22, 2011
Format: Paperback
This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday. We're doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we've had our fill, we'll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I'll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
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By Jim D on September 21, 2011
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I laughed, I cried. Such a bittersweet ending. It's about so much more than getting some tail.

Easily the best human/dolphin sex book ever.
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There are very few times in one's life that they have the opportunity to revolutionize their personal views. I had very set preconceptions about my life prior to reading this book, but afterwards, my mind have been opened wide.

The very next day after finishing this book, I got a ticket to sea world, kissed my wife and child goodbye, and set off on a spiritual journey to join the dolphins. My experiences were unfortunately not as successful as the authors. After being kicked out of three sea worlds, I finally found a group more amendable to my inner desires from a place in Mexico.

After my experiences, I told her I'd call her. However, I have to be honest with you, it wasn't my cup of tea. Despite my problems, this book has opened my eyes to all the possibilities. I have just purchased a ticket to Africa to find a giraffe who is both single and willing. I will let you know how it goes.
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Having worked at a Large Aquarium I have witnessed Dolphins getting frisky with trainers.

I asked if what I saw was what I think I saw was happening and the trainer said "Yes, just like a dog trying to hump your leg but they are a bit smarter and know were to go".....I said "are you putting me on" ?

No, she explained it was quite common and that is why they wear a very strong protective wetsuit to prevent
such indecent. Also it could be extremely dangerous if someone was swimming with one alone in a flimsy
bikini because male dolphins penises are about 12" in length and have a cartilage like bone that could damage the insides of a person. I ask what about female dolphins and she explained it would be equally dangerous because the female dolphin can control her muscles and squeeze with such pressure that could be life threatening to a human male if one was to attempt such an act. So as outrageous as this book is it is certainly plausibly this book is true, however the author was risking his life and I would not recommend anyone to try to duplicate the actions of the author. But don't we all risky life and limb when it comes to love ?
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My uncle used to say, "when it comes to love whatever you can get your hands around and hold on to tight, keep it." He never encountered something as slippery as a dolphin though, I'm sure. I have been steeped in the world of MoDA (Man on Dolphion Attraction) stories for years. Glad to see this highly regarded, AND MOTHER NATURE APPROVED, story of love getting the attention it deserves. Mr. Brenner has built a work of passion around a tumultuous time in our nation's history. A time when the world was too complicated to understand that a man and his grey backed friends could be more than surfing pals. I'm glad it's 2015 where walking around in public reading our MoDA books is accepted and encouraged. Thank you MLK!
Almost could have given this five stars, but blowholes are too loose for what goes on here.
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After spending about a day reading the book from cover to cover and not glossing over any details I can offer this honest open minded review.

While it was not terribly complicated to read, I already knew a few of the "common terms" for marine mammals. I had to look up a few so I would know what they were discussing. The introductions of characters and places takes quite a while but the whole book seems laid back and comfortable.

While color photos might have helped a bit in some shots, The use of B&W film was typical of the level of funding available for college students of the time and having to develop his own pictures was also a necessity. As much as I would of like to see the movie film he shot, I'm not sure it is even possible now.

The wildly varied emotions presented in the book helped the story along and gave more insight to what the characters felt or were going through.

The description and use of telepathic communications between the dolphin and the main character are extraordinary.

Although the actual scenes this book is sought or hated for was only a few minutes long, It was clearly, by the authors description, the full intent of the dolphin to seduce the main character in with play and vocalizations aimed at specific regions on the person. I liken this to hearing bass and then feeling it with powerful speakers or while at a concert. I can only imagine it goes to your very core and spreads out to your whole being and beyond. Also the playing of "footsie" by the dolphin helped entice the character in it seems.

At the end was the loss. This was not only felt emotionally but also logically and spiritually.
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