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Where the What If Roams and the Moon is Louis Armstrong Paperback – September 18, 2016
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TITLE INFORMATION WHERE THE WHAT IF ROAMS AND THE MOON IS LOUIS ARMSTRONG Esther Krivda Manuscript BOOK REVIEW Debut author Krivda offers a fairy tale of sorts, about a young girl and her eccentric relatives. The Oomlas are a tightknit, humble family. As Dr. Sigmund Oomla points out, “A rainy, foggy, snowy, hurricane could never blow away our us-time!” This “us-time” often involves Mrs. Oomla testing out her new beverage ideas on her gentle husband and her daughter, Sophia. When one of her concoctions sends the family into a fit of giggling, she knows she’s hit upon a winner. Years later, the family is wealthy, though not exactly happy. In spite of the fact that they live in an enormous home and have loyal servants, the Oomlas still have personal difficulties. Sophia, for example, has a hard time speaking in school; Dr. Oomla, a psychoanalyst at the playfully named Institute for the Compassionate Care of the Extraordinary and the Always Interesting, sees his job changing and his fundamental principles challenged; and Mrs. Oomla, now a powerful, self-made CEO, feels a sting of guilt over her family’s newfound wealth, as well as discontent over the pushiness of big business. Thrown into the mix are a group of fairies who narrate, comment and interject on the proceedings throughout. “Readers, as you already know, I’ll be telling this story,” says the narrator early on. “And so, alas, will the Fairies. I must apologize in advance for the interruptions.” Krivda’s book is ambitious, silly and given to episodic humor, as when Sophia feels she’s been wronged by a trusted servant: “Betrayed by a person with an accent! Her favorite kind of person!” It makes for a wild romp in a fantastical world of engaging characters. ... Overall, this lengthy book manages a starkly creative style, but it’s one that may be too thick for fans of lighter fairy-story fare. A dense, wavering and eccentric adventure. Kirkus Indie, Kirkus Media LLC, 6411 Burleson Rd., Austin, TX 78744 email@example.com
"Esther Krivda's debut novel, Where the What If Roams and the Moon Is Louis Armstrong, is a special kind of book, the kind of book that warrants many readings and a future CliffsNotes edition. It is a long, heady emporium of a book. Krivda herself describes it as a modern psychological fairy tale. Indeed, there are fairies in this book. But her own description almost belies, or at least oversimplifies, the ambitious nature of this marvelous and virtuosic work. This is the kind of book that scares off publishers, intimidates readers, and announces a major literary talent. "Where the What If Roams alludes to both William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream and Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels. Krivda borrows from both. Dueling narrators, a self-aware author, and a rambunctious band of fairies constantly bicker and interrupt each other in the retelling of the central narrative, which revolves around a ten-year-old girl named Sophia Oomla, who, though she has trouble speaking, dreams of becoming a movie star. "Swiftian satire is at work in the parallel stories of Sophia's parents: her mother, Sigrid, who works in the New York-like city of Goliathon as CEO of Giggle, Inc., and her father, Sigmund, who works as a Freudian psychoanalyst in the Institute, a mental hospital treating distressed movie stars, or "Artistes." The plot focuses on one pivotal week in the lives of these and supporting characters, and Krivda uses italics to break out their polyphonic inner thoughts. "The author's technique doesn't so much produce stream-of-consciousness as it does rivers-of-consciousness. The writing is expansive, effusive, fluidly stylish, and full of quirky energy. Krivda unleashes multiple modifiers in her longer constructions, "her sparkly, coaxy, tickly, with-a-cherry-on-top voice," and shorter fragments in moments of dramatic tension: "She waited. And waited. Somebody was coming. Somebody. Was." This variety in construction, combined with an ample vocabulary and a propensity for neologisms like "CEOing," create an overall musical experience. Krivda is a verbal acrobat performing the rhythms of her imagination across the page: cartwheeling, dancing, pirouetting when needed. "Yet her playful loquaciousness doesn't preclude moments of plaintive realism. Getting to the heart of her characters, Krivda's wording and tone shift the way a magician's cape shifts, revealing some sad and indelible reality of the human condition: "And he felt every inch of that vast, friendless space. He could have used some human companions. And a real hero. And not a room full of fancy. And a mind full of guilt." "Though Krivda describes the novel as a "crossover" for both young readers and adults, it might be too challenging for early teen readers. But for older teens, and for adults especially, this is a fantastically important book about sorting out a cacophony of inner voices to find one's true voice. As Louis Armstrong, appearing as the Man in the Moon, reminds us toward the end of the book, "There never'll be another sound like the sound of you." -Clarion Foreword, five out of five stars
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But it’s on another level that the story really strikes me as powerful. This book is very much about voice, language, listening, and sound – all masterfully and playfully explored by the author. This sub level supports the surface story of the little girl who doesn’t like to talk, except at night in her Movie Star School. The story steps into absolute magic when Sophia is taken into Goliathon, the big city, and learns about voice, acting, the stage, and those wonderful artistes.
At heart, this is a smart, ambitious, self-assured probe into our psychology, and into what, and who, goes into shaping our identities. The shades of Sterne and Swift are felt throughout in the utter freedom the author takes in exploring language, identity, Voice, and even Story itself.
The plot and the author’s linguistic playfulness kept me enthralled until the end.
Bravo to the author for this extraordinary, exceptionally written and fun to read book. It is for All Ages. And it is of our age where CEO's take over the lives of their employees, and big pharmaceutical companies push pills down the throats of people making them think that is what will heal them. And what is needed is creativity, spunk and the ability to find that inner person hiding inside of all of us.