Kindle Price: $2.99

Save $6.04 (67%)

kindle unlimited logo
Unlimited reading. Over 1 million titles. Learn more
Read for Free

These promotions will be applied to this item:

Some promotions may be combined; others are not eligible to be combined with other offers. For details, please see the Terms & Conditions associated with these promotions.

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

I Will Fart On Your Dreams: Revealing your child's hidden agenda by [Farrell, Lee]
Kindle App Ad

I Will Fart On Your Dreams: Revealing your child's hidden agenda Kindle Edition

See all 3 formats and editions Hide other formats and editions
New from Used from
"Please retry"

Length: 230 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Page Flip: Enabled Matchbook Price: $0.99 What's this?
For thousands of qualifying books, your past, present, and future print-edition purchases now lets you buy the Kindle edition for $2.99 or less. (Textbooks available for $9.99 or less.)
  • Thousands of books are eligible, including current and former best sellers.
  • Look for the Kindle MatchBook icon on print and Kindle book detail pages of qualifying books. You can also see more Kindle MatchBook titles here or look up all of your Kindle MatchBook titles here.
  • Read the Kindle edition on any Kindle device or with a free Kindle Reading App.
  • Print edition must be purchased new and sold by
  • Gifting of the Kindle edition at the Kindle MatchBook price is not available.
Learn more about Kindle MatchBook.

click to open popover

Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App. Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required.

  • Apple
  • Android
  • Windows Phone
  • Android

To get the free app, enter your mobile phone number.

Editorial Reviews

About the Author

My name is Lee Farrell and until just short of four years ago I was your typical carefree surfer dude, happily married to the best girl in the world and using my spare time to enjoy to the full the fruits of my labours as a factory manager in Cape Town. Then, to my enormous surprise, everything I had ever held dear was turned completely upside-down when I had to contend instead with the fruits of my loins. I came to realise through hands-on experience (with two little daughters whom I love more than I would ever have thought possible) that most of the baby books carefully avoid telling us parents the truth, and that this is probably a conspiracy of silence designed to keep the human race going. “I Will Fart on Your Dreams” is my tongue-in-cheek exploration of what parenting really entails, offering practical advice as well as revealing what I (only half-jokingly) call ‘your child’s hidden agenda’. By sharing my wife, Julia, and my experiences of attempting to raise our two girls I hope to help new parents to prepare for what is about to come and for existing parents to smile at similar events that they have survived in their own houses. I hope also to encourage teenagers to practise safe sex by scaring the living daylights out of them with the many true anecdotes that are included in the book.

Product details

  • File Size: 493 KB
  • Print Length: 230 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1505905028
  • Publication Date: January 4, 2015
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray:
  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,307,859 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  • Would you like to tell us about a lower price?

Customer reviews

There are no customer reviews yet.
5 star
4 star
3 star
2 star
1 star
Share your thoughts with other customers

Set up an Amazon Giveaway

I Will Fart On Your Dreams: Revealing your child's hidden agenda
Amazon Giveaway allows you to run promotional giveaways in order to create buzz, reward your audience, and attract new followers and customers. Learn more about Amazon Giveaway
This item: I Will Fart On Your Dreams: Revealing your child's hidden agenda