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Product Details

  • Audio CD (May 21, 2013)
  • Parental Advisory ed. edition
  • Original Release Date: March 14, 2012
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Warner Bros. Label
  • Run Time: 65 minutes
  • ASIN: B00000DD1Z
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #126,822 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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I consider myself a comedy historian, and I can say without any hesitation, reservation, equivocation or qualification that Robert Schimmel is the purest monologist in America today. He should be mentioned in the same breath with Lenny Bruce, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He's that good. This CD is the second one he has put out and it's very funny and polished. His first CD is an absolute masterpiece that will make you laugh every time you listen to it, no matter how well you know the material. If Robert Schimmel is on the scene, you can guarantee yourself it will be funny as hell! He's the best...and he's only getting better!
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By A Customer on November 16, 2000
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Robert Schimmel is one of the most twisted, yet the most NORMAL, comic voice out there! Sure, what he talks about is gross at times, but most of it is stuff that WE have done! His material is hilarious, his timing impeccable, and he has the sweetest sounding voice when he tells his hilarious stories. Many times I have been feeling depressed, and his CDs have pulled me out of it and made me feel good! I recommend it. I own all of Robert Schimmel's CDs.
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I recently bought a copy of Bob Schimmel's Cancer on Five Dollars a Day (chemo not included): How Humor Got Me Through the Toughest Journey of My Life for a loved one who was starting chemotherapy. I was heading out to visit her when I ordered this album and put it on my MP3 player for the plane ride. Once I could use my electronic devices, I broke out the player and my headphones and started listening. I think I made it about 30 seconds before I was laughing so hard I was attracting unwanted attention from the air marshals. So I had to turn it off and wait until I was off the plane...

I'd actually never heard of Schimmel before and was just trying to lighten a very sombre mood. He goes into why he's not on Letterman or Leno on this CD. It's largely for the same reason I could never play this CD aloud in an airplane cabin!

Schimmel's humor really did the trick breaking the mood. My loved one really enjoyed the book and her cancer responded well to the chemotherapy. I just wish things had ended better for Bob Schimmel!
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WHAT IS THAT FOAM, ANYWAY? Schimmel is funny, dirty, truthful, dirty, clever, dirty, twisted, dirty... and sometimes a little too dirty. If you like sex, like hearing about sex, like thinking about sex, or even wondering about sex, Schimmel will do all the thinking for you. Buy this and every other CD and look for his special on HBO -- this is not your typical comic, Schimmel sees everyday "acts" [?] in a whole new way... Just don't play it for your parents, your nice religious neighbor, or your kids' teachers. FUNNY!
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This cd was just as I expected. Never a dull moment. Schimmel keeps you in stiches continually. He is very graphic, so if you are not into that style of comedy. I suggest you not buy it. I was very satisfied with this cd and do recommend it to all those who enjoy a good hard laugh. ...
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Schimmel is unbeleivably filthy, to the point of obsession, but he is so funny that he gets away with it. I saw him live at the Edinburgh Festival about 5 years ago and while he remains virtually unknown in the UK, everyone who has heard my CDs has loved them.
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By A Customer on February 17, 1999
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Schimmel tells jokes about true life things we all live through ourselves,but you can really laugh at his. Dice Clay style you can listen to with your wife, without affending her.I loved his first CD, now his second CD is just as good. His Sea World story & also the car rental ins. bit, Great, can't wait for #3.
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Robert Schimmel was an absolute genius of comedy. If you can't laugh at this CD, there's something wrong with you! Ok, so maybe the songs at the end weren't really necessary, but you still get an hour of great comedy. It's a fantastic CD. I have had a couple friends listen to "Sex and Your Heart Attack!" after they had a heart attack and they almost had another one they laughed so hard!
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